Re: Epic Quotes

by **Riu** Sun Sep 18, 2011 11:52 pm

Ema Skye (The character, not the THUG): Why can't we have a normal, straightforward killing once in a while in this country!?
Apollo Justice: I'll pretend I didn't hear that.

by NS Tue Sep 20, 2011 6:50 pm

You got so, so far, just for her to ruin it all...

...I'm proud of her

by NS Wed Sep 21, 2011 3:19 pm

Friend: OH FUCK. FUCK. THERE'S MY LITTLE PONY PORN IN MY DA MESSAGES. I MUST PRINT IT OUT AND BURN IT.
Me: ...That's just scary
Friend: I SHALL LISTEN TO NECROFANTASIA IN G-MAJOR TO BLOCK OUT THE EYE RAPE. THAT'S WHY I'M SHOUTING. THE SONG'S LOUD!
Me: SORRY. I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF TWILIGHT SPARKLE SHOVING HER HEAD INSIDE PINKY PIE'S ANUS WHILE FLUTTERSHY LICKS HER VAGINA... IN G-MAJOR
Friend: You don't know how much win that was

by **Riu** Wed Sep 21, 2011 4:53 pm

I have a couple of MLP pics.

by NS Thu Sep 22, 2011 5:31 pm

Riiiiiiiiight.

by **Crooked** Thu Sep 22, 2011 7:45 pm

They don't have dicks, right?

by **Ema Skye** Fri Sep 23, 2011 1:28 pm

Oh goddddd the Doctor Who conversation is win.
Actually it's kind of like the conversation a friend and I got into a few months ago.
So I was a friends party and some people were shooting foam arrows at Brandon and they were all missing
Brandon: You guys suck at this! Maybe it would help if I whip out my dick!
Hobohozo: Is he suggesting that his penis is larger than his entire body?
Me: I think so...
Hobohozo: How would that even work
Me: Maybe he has Time Lord technology in his underwear.

by **Ema Skye** Fri Sep 23, 2011 1:31 pm

Also Jordan who lives across the hall from Brittany and I has this odd habit of saying incredibly creepy things while she hugs people.
Jordan: *hugs Brittany* Yes my child. Come to my bossom. *strokes Brittany's hair*
Brittany: 0_o

Jordan: *hugs Ashlee* You smell like fear *smiles creepily*

by **Crooked** Fri Sep 23, 2011 2:45 pm

Ema Skye wrote:Also Jordan who lives across the hall from Brittany and I has this odd habit of saying incredibly creepy things while she hugs people.
Jordan: *hugs Brittany* Yes my child. Come to my bossom. *strokes Brittany's hair*
Brittany: 0_o

Jordan: *hugs Ashlee* You smell like fear *smiles creepily*

This Jordan chick is absolutely amazing.

/-/-/

In Creative Writing, before the bell rang, some blond girl said really loudly, "Nobody look at me while I eat this banana."

by NS Fri Sep 23, 2011 4:16 pm

Hahahaha your fronds are amaze.

Did everyone look at her while she ate the banana?

by **Crooked** Fri Sep 23, 2011 6:10 pm

NS wrote:fronds

Hee.

NS wrote:Did everyone look at her while she ate the banana?

Of course.

by **Riu** Thu Sep 29, 2011 1:37 pm

Here's what Megan just said.
Megan: Hey, how did Trey react when I told him I had crabs?
Me: .……....
Megan:.... THE FOOD!
Me: That's not what it sounded like.

by **Ema Skye** Fri Sep 30, 2011 1:20 am

Ahahaha
Today Kasha was talking to her computer
Kasha: How do I turn you on!
Me: Well for starters...
Kasha: GOD DAMMIT NOT YOU THE COMPUTER
Jordan: No keep going Danielle, this could come in handy *creepy eyebrow waggle*

by **Riu** Fri Sep 30, 2011 7:30 am

Yes. Do continue.

(Also, you have a friend named "Kasha"? Any relation to Ke$ha?)

by NS Fri Sep 30, 2011 11:05 am

Ema Skye wrote:Ahahaha
Today Kasha was talking to her computer
Kasha: How do I turn you on!
Me: Well for starters...
Kasha: GOD DAMMIT NOT YOU THE COMPUTER
Jordan: No keep going Danielle, this could come in handy *creepy eyebrow waggle*

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by **Crooked** Fri Sep 30, 2011 3:06 pm

NS wrote:
Ema Skye wrote:Ahahaha
Today Kasha was talking to her computer
Kasha: How do I turn you on!
Me: Well for starters...
Kasha: GOD DAMMIT NOT YOU THE COMPUTER
Jordan: No keep going Danielle, this could come in handy *creepy eyebrow waggle*
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How predictable.

Ema, you should tell us. Just 'cause we're creepy.

by **Riu** Sat Oct 01, 2011 1:06 am

I wanna know.

by **Ema Skye** Sun Oct 02, 2011 12:05 am

Well okay since you guys are my friends.
Really all you have to do is stroke my penis.

by **Crooked** Sun Oct 02, 2011 12:37 am

inb4 NS weeps

Sometimes you're just so awesome you deserve a medal.

by **Riu** Sun Oct 02, 2011 12:38 am

Ema Skye wrote:Well okay since you guys are my friends.
Really all you have to do is stroke my penis.

The one you keep in a jar on your desk?

by NS Mon Oct 03, 2011 6:40 pm

Crooked wrote:inb4 NS weeps

Sometimes you're just so awesome you deserve a medal.

I'm not even weeping, I'm laughing my head off

by NS Mon Oct 03, 2011 6:40 pm

My head head, not my penis head

by **Crooked** Mon Oct 03, 2011 7:25 pm

Oh so you like dicks. That's wonderful news.

by **Riu** Mon Oct 03, 2011 8:52 pm

I've got a few I'd love to introduce you to.

by **Ema Skye** Tue Oct 04, 2011 5:41 pm

Riu wrote:
Ema Skye wrote:Well okay since you guys are my friends.
Really all you have to do is stroke my penis.
The one you keep in a jar on your desk?

No, the one on I keep in a jar on my bookshelf. If you stroke the one on my desk it reveals the entrance to the secret lair I have in my house.

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