Re: Epic Quotes

by **Ema Skye** Sun Dec 25, 2011 12:53 am

God you are a troll.
I'm so proud :D

by NS Sun Dec 25, 2011 7:20 am

I actually drew a Christmas troll in her card

I'll be giving it to her in a few minutes... hehehe

by **Ema Skye** Sun Dec 25, 2011 3:28 pm

That is excellent bro

by NS Sun Jan 29, 2012 4:21 pm

Me: I had just 9 potatoes
Sister: What??? I have the square root of your potatoes!

by NS Sat Feb 04, 2012 4:09 pm

Me: This computer's so slow
Dad: It has its moments
Me: It's slow every moment. It's like it has link constipation
Dad: That's one way to look at it

by NS Sat Feb 04, 2012 5:18 pm

Sister: What if they thought I was rude?
Mum: They were joking, that's just an adult's sense of humour
Me: I've noticed adults have that sense of humour
Sister: It's a rubbish sense of humour!
Me: I know. Take dad, for instance~
Dad: Excuse me?
Me: I'm joking! You like Monty Python.

by **book of life** Sun Feb 05, 2012 5:13 am

(We are talking about Lego Star Wars here)

Me: And my clone army is now 10 troops strong.
Friend: get 10000000x that number and you're set for galatic domination
Me: http://www.amazon.com/LEGO-Star-Clone-Walker-Battle/dp/B001LF3SYS/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1328389179&sr=8-1
Do you know how many of these I'm going to have to buy? '3'
Friend: Cheaper than a TIE Fighter =3=
Speaking of which
What DOES TIE stand for anyway?
Me: *shrug*
WHY IS THE Y-WING CALLED Y?
IT CAN'T POSSIBLY BE BECAUSE IT'S SPHAPED LIKE A Y. Oh wait. When you look it from it the top, it looks like a Y.
In any event.
Twin Ion Engine.

by **Riu** Fri Feb 10, 2012 11:21 pm

I WAS ALREADY WEARING TIGHT PANTS
I JUST DID NOT ACTIVATE THEM

by NS Wed Feb 29, 2012 4:52 pm

Woooooah I've been away from here for a loooooong time. Nevertheless.

Sister: Wow, imagine being Bruce Lee's mum! You would've given birth to BRUCE LEE!
Me: He probably flykicked his way out of her
Sister: HYA!
Me: WATAAAA!

by **SNK** Sun Mar 04, 2012 1:09 pm

There's a billion Chuck Norris "facts" about him punching or roundhousing his way out of his mother's pussy, good to see someone made a Bruce Lee version.

by NS Mon Mar 05, 2012 7:00 pm

I didn't even know about those, came up with it on the spot

by NS Wed Mar 14, 2012 12:23 pm

My friend's internet was screwing up.

His neighbour shouted from the next house: 'DAMN, THE INTERNET IS DOWN!!! HOW ELSE AM I GONNA WATCH ASIAN GIRLS DRINK CUM???'

Yes, really.

by **Riu** Wed Mar 14, 2012 4:35 pm

NS wrote:My friend's internet was screwing up.

His neighbour shouted from the next house: 'DAMN, THE INTERNET IS DOWN!!! HOW ELSE AM I GONNA WATCH ASIAN GIRLS DRINK CUM???'

Yes, really.

.....
I can think of several ways.

by NS Wed Mar 14, 2012 9:43 pm

They're either luck-based, illegal or expensive

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