Re: Epic Quotes

by **Riu** Tue May 17, 2011 8:18 am

Wait what?
*has no time to watch videos*

by NS Wed May 18, 2011 6:08 am

Inspector Gadget randomly appearing on a Mario DVD to teach you in extreme detail how to start the DVD. Funnily enough, you'd need to know how to work a DVD to actually bring up his tutorial, which makes zero sense

by NS Wed May 18, 2011 6:41 am

Mum yesterday: I bought some new bananas today, have one
Note on table today: Ken - Eat a banana
Text just now from mum: hav a banana x

OKAY I GET IT I'LL HAVE A BANANA

by **Rose_Lida** Thu May 19, 2011 2:44 pm

My brother's best friend: At the very least, you should burn in Hell.

by **Ema Skye** Thu May 19, 2011 11:08 pm

That is a win right there.

by NS Fri May 20, 2011 5:25 pm

I hope it wasn't about you

by **book of life** Sat May 21, 2011 12:03 am

"Shoot. You're only going to kill a man."

- Some guy on death roll long ago.

by **Ema Skye** Sat May 21, 2011 12:24 am

Whoa, that guy is pretty much a badass.

by **Rose_Lida** Sat May 21, 2011 1:13 am

Nintendosaiyan wrote:I hope it wasn't about you

Nope. It was addressed to my brother. In fact, the conversation before that quote went something like:

My brother's best friend: Hmmm...This thing is out of batteries.
My brother: Like your mom's vibrator!!!
My brother's best friend: Ah! That is just sick! At the very least, you should burn in Hell.

by NS Wed May 25, 2011 2:54 pm

Your brother's immature XD

by **Ema Skye** Wed May 25, 2011 5:27 pm

Immature, but funny!

by NS Wed May 25, 2011 8:00 pm

Like your mum's vibrator!

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by **Ema Skye** Wed May 25, 2011 9:33 pm

Nope.

by **book of life** Thu May 26, 2011 1:46 am

More like most people's sense of humor.

by NS Thu May 26, 2011 8:01 pm

Immature like most people's sense of humour?

by **Rose_Lida** Wed Jun 08, 2011 6:08 pm

Exactly!

My brother: Ow! Why does my hand hurt?!

Me: You probably pulled a muscle in it when you were masturbating earlier today.

See? I'm immature, too. 8D

by **Riu** Wed Jun 08, 2011 10:36 pm

That's amazing.
I love you XDD

by **Ema Skye** Thu Jun 09, 2011 12:50 pm

You deserve a gold star for that one Lida.

by NS Thu Jun 09, 2011 5:42 pm

Nice one XD Though I'd feel waaaay too awkward mentioning masturbation to a family member, myself. Makes you more badass

Me: *Goes to toilet*
Mum: Awww I wanted to go!
Me: You're putting towels away!
Mum: I'm finished now! I take much quicker than you, I'd be done by the time you take your willy out
Me: Okay I'll go to the attic bathroom *walks up the stairs to the attic, therefore we had to shout really loud from here* OH AND TAKING MY WILLY OUT TAKES LIKE A SECOND
Mum: YEAH BUT YOU ALSO HAVE TO UNZIP YOURSELF TOO
Me: YEAH THAT TAKES A SECOND TOO, AND I DID HAVE MY WILLY OUT, THE PROBLEM IS SQUEEZING IT OUT BECAUSE THAT TAKES QUITE LONG
Mum: SEE TOLD YOU, ALL I HAVE TO DO IS THIS *sound of her sitting on the toilet* AND YOU COULDN'T WEE BECAUSE YOU WERE BEING DISTRACTED BY ME RUSHING YOU
Me: YOU'RE NOT SQUEEZING IT OUT YET EITHER
Mum: THAT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE TALKING TO ME AND IT'S DISTRACTING

Yeah, we have the best conversations

by **Ema Skye** Fri Jun 10, 2011 12:01 am

Oh my fucking god that conversation

by **book of life** Fri Jun 10, 2011 1:21 am

I can't have conversations with my folks like that. Father is without a core sense of humor and my mother and I aren't on the same wavelength.

by **Riu** Fri Jun 10, 2011 12:00 pm

That was honestly a little gross... I still laughed xD

by **book of life** Sat Jun 11, 2011 2:20 am

"MORE help? I thought you said MOE help!"

-me as I thought of Pearls and Floria arriving as reinforcements in Professor Layton vs Phoenix Wright.

by **Riu** Sat Jun 11, 2011 6:07 pm

"When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade! Make Life take the lemons back! GET MAD! I DON'T WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS! WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE!? DEMAND TO SEE LIFE'S MANAGER! MAKE LIFE RUE THE DAY IT THOUGHT IT COULD GIVE CAVE JOHNSON LEMONS! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM!? I'M THE MAN WHO'S GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN... WITH THE LEMONS. I'M GONNA GET MY ENGINEERS TO INVENT A COMBUSTIBLE LEMON THAT BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN!"
-Cave Johnson

Oh Portal 2, how I love thee.

by **Ema Skye** Sat Jun 11, 2011 6:49 pm

Yessss I love that quote.

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