Epic Quotes

Oh nooooo haha

'Oh nooooo' is your new catchphrase since seeing the ocean thing, huh XD

Yeah I even made the face and everything
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HIAql1AfSSU
My life will be complete once I have a gif of that

Haha, you'll be ready to retire when you get it

"I am the white void. I am the cold steel. I am the just sword. With blade in hand shall I reap the sins of this world, and cleanse it in the fires of destruction! I am Hakumen. The end has come!"

- Hakumen (BlazBlue)

Looking at your post BoL, I feel like I could be think something along the lines of "that's intense" or "that guy is a bad ass" but instead all I can think is why can't my hair be that pretty?

I fucking died when this happened.


I wonder if anyone else even watches The Office here =/

Notes: Joker beat the kid (kid being Robin aka Jason) to "death" with a crowbar. When Jason came back to life, he proceeded to beat Joker with a crowbar of his own.

"Nehehahahaha....Gotta give the boy points, he came all the way back from the dead to make this shingdig happen. So, who's got a camera?! Ooh! Ooh! Get one with me and the kid first, then you and me, then the three of us and then one with the crowbar!"

- Joker to Batman (Under the Red Hood)

I always loved Hakumen's line

I don't watch the office but classic line XD

My English teacher, who is a plethora of lovely quotes.

He's probably at home playing video games and watching porn.

Her twelve-year-old son who has strep.

And then my daughter started praying. I don't even know where she learned to pray.

She and her kids were stuck in Wal-Mart when a tornado warning was called and the power went out.

I just kept thinking, "Oh my God, I'm going to die in the lingerie section at Wal-Mart."

What a way to go.

It's like my emotions and all that ugly stuff were...shoved up behind a dam. Yeah. And [Another English Teacher] was poking and poking and poking at my dam. You would expect a little hole to appear and a bit of water to come streaming out. No, the whole freaking dam burst.

She wasn't in class two days ago because the Other English Teacher was asking her questions about her life like he was Oprah, which made her start crying waves.

The 12-year-old porn one is hilarious XD

I also realised I wrote 'the office' instead of 'The Office', oops

XDD

Nobody posts photos of themselves straining on the toilet and screaming that their colon is full of burning rocks.

Please God, never let me have a bowel movement like that.

Crooked wrote:

Nobody posts photos of themselves straining on the toilet and screaming that their colon is full of burning rocks.

Please God, never let me have a bowel movement like that.

What what what.



Also, your avy, I loves it.

Crooked wrote:Nobody posts photos of themselves straining on the toilet and screaming that their colon is full of burning rocks.

Reminds me somewhat of Dragonball Z

Let's see how many of these embryos I can eliminate.

My grandma trying to drive down a narrow road and a bunch of kids wouldn't move, even as the front of the car started pushing them aside.

God knows what the people were thinking who were driving by when they saw some woman shitting her guts out on the side of the highway. And it horrified me to know what my boyfriend was thinking. Shit must've poured out of my ass for a good 2 minutes.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

This is FF7's Aeris narrating this. No, really.

Your grandma is amazing

But... pushing kids with your car? She'd probably get arrested for that here XD

Nintendosaiyan wrote:Your grandma is amazing

But... pushing kids with your car? She'd probably get arrested for that here XD

"The kids were fucking stupid to stay put in front of an approaching car" would be her justification.

Otacon: "I was the one inside the locker that time. We're equal now, huh?"
Snake: "Not unless I wet my pants"
Otacon: "That's a low blow."

- Metal Gear Solid 2, while in a locker.

Yay Metal Gear! I love those games!
I've only played the first three though =/

Hahaha, classic Snake

I've finished 4, played a lot of 1 and 2 and a tiny bit of 3. I'll get the 3DS one

Oh gosh, this whole thing is an epic quote in itself
Super Mario Super Show DVD menu, bitches!!!

It's like 10 minutes long so if you're not gonna watch all of it, maybe skip to one of the Inspector Gadget bits (you 'eard)

WHAT THAT MADE NO SENSE

I KNOW RIGHT BUT IT WAS HILARITY

...Move the GLOW over the BUTTN to start your DEEVEEDEEEEE