Re: Epic Quotes

by **Riu** Sat Jun 11, 2011 6:50 pm

GLaDOS' comments just make it better.

by **Riu** Sun Jun 12, 2011 6:36 pm

"So. How are you holding up? BECAUSE I'M A POTATO." -GLaDOS, Portal 2

ALSO,
"I bought some aspirin down at United Drug, in case you shake apart and want a brand new start to do. That.
~JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ~ (<---Link)"
-Velma Kelly, Chicago.

by **Ema Skye** Thu Jun 16, 2011 12:34 am

I really wanna see the musical.

Me and Clare having a conversation before falling asleep at a sleepover.

Me: Clare tell me a bedtime story I can't fall asleep.
Clare: Once upon a time there was a forest with a lot of trees except instead of leaves the trees had pubes. Goodnight.
Me: THAT'S GOING TO GIVE ME NIGHTMARES YOU SLUT.

by **Riu** Thu Jun 16, 2011 12:45 am

EW
...
XDDD

AND INSTEAD OF APPLES THEY HAD OVARIES! .... ohwait,nevermind /biologyhumor

by **Ema Skye** Thu Jun 16, 2011 12:57 am

Ohhhhhhh my god, I found that way funnier than I should have Riu.

by **Riu** Thu Jun 16, 2011 12:58 am

I'M SURPRISED YOU EVEN GOT IT

by **Ema Skye** Thu Jun 16, 2011 1:05 am

Oh come on! I'm a science nerd okay.

by **Riu** Thu Jun 16, 2011 1:06 am

I almost don't believe that! :D

I'M TAKING AP BIO NEXT YEAR
YAAAAY

by **Ema Skye** Thu Jun 16, 2011 2:34 am

I had a terrible bio teacher so that kind of ruined my freshmen science experience, but after that was awesome.
I loooooooved my chemistry, Earth/Space, and AP Environmental science classes I took.

I've heard that AP Bio is really hard. Good luck with that!

by **Riu** Thu Jun 16, 2011 9:35 am

YEAH

*cries in corner*

by **Ema Skye** Sun Jun 19, 2011 12:48 am

Me: Hey guess what tomorrow is!
Clare: Father's Day?
Me: Wait what?
Clare: Yeah isn't that what you were going to say?
Me: Well fuck I completely forgot about fathers day. I was going to say tomorrow is the day OoT comes out.

What is my life.

by **Riu** Sun Jun 19, 2011 12:50 am

Oh lawl.

by NS Sun Jun 19, 2011 6:39 pm

Ema Skye wrote:I really wanna see the musical.

Me and Clare having a conversation before falling asleep at a sleepover.

Me: Clare tell me a bedtime story I can't fall asleep.
Clare: Once upon a time there was a forest with a lot of trees except instead of leaves the trees had pubes. Goodnight.
Me: THAT'S GOING TO GIVE ME NIGHTMARES YOU SLUT.

I cannae stop laughing

So me and my cousins etc. were playing a board game and I got a task where I had to act and talk in any way to get my team to guess the person I was being. I wasn't allowed to say any names or places. I got 'David Walliams' and had no clue who he was, so I took an alternative approach...
Me: Okay, first name - ALRIIIIIIIIGHT MAAAAAAAAAAATE???? (What someone called David we know says)
Cousins: DAVID!
Me: Second name - you know that 3D fighting game we've been playing since we were little, with those two sisters who want to kill each other?
Cousins: Anna and Nina from Tekken?
Me: Yeah, their last name
Cousins: Williams
Me: Yeah except the second letter of that name is different
Cousins: WALLIAMS!
Me: YES!!!
Other team: ............WHAT!!!

by **Ema Skye** Sun Jun 19, 2011 11:36 pm

I love it when you can do that with your friends and you just thoroughly confuse everyone else.

by **Riu** Mon Jun 20, 2011 12:19 am

XD
That was great.

by NS Fri Jul 01, 2011 2:13 pm

Aunt: Do you want to come over with your sausages or do you want to eat your sausages then come over? Or do you want to come over and then have your sausages? Either way, come over! With sausages or without sausages! To sausage or not to sausage!

by NS Fri Jul 01, 2011 8:03 pm

Turns out I didn't have sausages for dinner at all. Not to sausage.

by **Ema Skye** Fri Jul 01, 2011 9:41 pm

Pfffffff your family.

by **Ema Skye** Fri Jul 01, 2011 9:45 pm

Brendan: Tj you look like you need a massage come here.
Tj: Okay...
Brendan: *starts to give Tj a massage* Whoooooosh Whoooooosh
Tj: What the hell was that!
Brendan: It's the ocean. I'm making calming beach noises while I give you a massage.
CAW CAW CAW *whispers in Tj's ear* Those are seagulls
Tj: ...
Brendan: *starts singing Lady Gaga* There's radios at the beach
Tj: ...
Brendan: RRRRRRRRRR *makes crashing noise* They're tearing down the forest to make a new beach now
Tj: I can't handle you Brendan

by **Riu** Sat Jul 02, 2011 12:59 am

They make a cute couple, I now ship them.

by **Ema Skye** Sat Jul 02, 2011 2:09 am

Oh they pretend to be a couple all the time. Talking about the things they would do to each other and what not.
Brendan is really fabulously gay, but Tj is the straightest guy I know though so it wouldn't work. Anyways, I think anything other than bromance with them would be weird.

by **Riu** Sat Jul 02, 2011 10:44 am

Huh
I still ship them, is that okay?

by **Ema Skye** Sat Jul 02, 2011 1:18 pm

Sure it is because I'm pretty sure they ship themselves too with all the cuddling they do. And holding hands, and awkwardly stroking each others faces, and saying cheesy pickup lines.

by **Riu** Sat Jul 02, 2011 1:33 pm

Oh my god, that's adorable. They need to start dating.

by **Ema Skye** Sat Jul 02, 2011 5:00 pm

Oh but they wouldn't that the thing.

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