Re: Epic Quotes

by **Riu** Sat Jul 02, 2011 5:03 pm

Make them.
Tie them to a chair..... The same chair~

by **Ema Skye** Sat Jul 02, 2011 5:10 pm

Kinky but no.

by **Ema Skye** Sat Jul 02, 2011 5:11 pm

Also your friend is insane.

Unless of course I'm just texting you and you're lying.

by **Riu** Sat Jul 02, 2011 5:14 pm

Do iiiiiiiiiiit

Good insane or bad insane?
Also, she says thanks.

by **Ema Skye** Sat Jul 02, 2011 5:21 pm

Nope.

And good insane.

by **Riu** Sat Jul 02, 2011 5:47 pm

Yes.

Good.

by NS Sun Jul 03, 2011 7:21 am

BRENDAN IS WEIRD XD

Good weird

by NS Sun Jul 03, 2011 10:57 am

So I've got something on my foot that looks all red and weird, my mum's going to the doctor tomorrow while I'm at college and she said she'll describe it to the doctor to see what he says
Me: Maybe we should take a picture of it with your phone
Mum: Good idea! But I don't know how

So I took the picture of it close-up
Mum: Hahahaha! That looks rude! It looks like a vagina!
Me: What???

Then she went to tell my dad
Mum: He took a picture of the thing on his foot for the doctor, look! It looks pornographic!
Dad: ...it does?
Mum: Yeah!
Me: What kind of vaginas have you been looking at???

by **Riu** Sun Jul 03, 2011 11:31 am

That is gross, please stop. *laughs anyways*

by NS Sun Jul 03, 2011 12:18 pm

Gross but oh so hilarious

by **Ema Skye** Sun Jul 03, 2011 12:28 pm

Oh god the things you and your family talk about.

by **Riu** Sun Jul 03, 2011 1:35 pm

Uzuki Yashiro: I'm off to listen to bands you kids have never heard of, and when they go major I'll be there to complain about how much they've sold out!

I love TWEWY

by NS Sun Jul 03, 2011 3:04 pm

Don't remember that bit xD

by **book of life** Mon Jul 04, 2011 3:48 am

"I'm not asking for much.

I don't want absolute power. I don't want to rule the world.

I'm not asking to be a badass. I'm not out for revenge or for everyone to taste my despair.

I'm not asking for god to grace and grant me infinite youth and knowledge.

All I'm asking is for people to MOVE THEIR FUCKING SHIT SO I CAN PLACE THE FOOD DOWN."

-Thoughts while being frustrated at work.

by NS Mon Jul 04, 2011 5:08 am

That is a masterpiece

by **Ema Skye** Tue Jul 05, 2011 1:20 am

I love it BoL.

by **Rose_Lida** Fri Jul 08, 2011 5:39 pm

Epic thoughts, BoL! I've thought similar things. Lol.

Me: Come on, Bro. Be a man.
My brother: Make me a sandwich! Come on. Be a woman!
Me: I could be a woman and menstruate on your bed.
My brother: After you make me a sandwich.

Yeah...we have the most interesting conversations. XD.

by **book of life** Fri Jul 08, 2011 10:54 pm

People listening and being sure of what they want would also be nice, but one thing at a time.

Also when life gives you lemons....DEMAND APPLES. Lemons suck.

by **Rose_Lida** Sat Jul 09, 2011 1:14 am

Lol. My sister likes to say, "When life gives you lemons, throw them back, add a rock, and run." XD.

by **Riu** Sat Jul 09, 2011 2:06 am

Or as Cave Johnson says,
"When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! GET MAD! I DON'T WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS! WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE? Demand to see Life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give CAVE JOHNSON lemons! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?! I'M THE MAN WHO'S GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN... WITH THE LEMONS! I'M GONNA HAVE MY ENGINEERS MAKE A COMBUSTIBLE LEMON, AND I'M GONNA USE IT TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN!"

by NS Sun Jul 10, 2011 8:20 am

A lot of uh... lemon quotes there XD

And ewww menstruating on your brother's bed XD Nice one though

by NS Sun Jul 10, 2011 8:24 am

I wanna add to it

When life gives you lemon... demand INCREDIBLY KINKY YAOI

by **Riu** Sun Jul 10, 2011 12:48 pm

Just stop trying, please.

by NS Sun Jul 10, 2011 6:20 pm

You wouldn't mind if I said yaoi

by **Riu** Sun Jul 10, 2011 6:21 pm

True, but you didn't.

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