Epic Quotes

And I'm not going to

You sure about that NS

Crooked wrote:I sing very loudly while pacing around my house, doing nothing else for as long as I'm alone. And I write sometimes, but usually won't bother with the effort.

I'll just leave this here.

Riu wrote:I'll just go kick a little girl.

Doesn't bother me.

I really don't recall saying that.

Friend: *Puts on Rick Roll*
Everyone in room: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGHAEEEEEEEEEEEGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Friend: ............you know THE GAME and we're gonna play it!
Everyone: DGSFIUGOFOAGSDOASFOUADGFSIGVIOADSGIFGASOIGCGASOGCVIDSIHVCOAGSBCVIOASDGCVIOAGSBGODIGSBVIOBGASIOBGVIOADSVIABIOVGDASIOVAIOIO

RandomDrugAddicts: ~I can't feel nothing at all!~

Oh! So that's what your sig is. Pffffffffff oh you.

The sig is a link too.

And it's the only one of your links I've ever felt comfortable clicking.

Zydrate comes in a little glass vial.

Oh wow

...You seem to be very interested in drugs lately. HMMM. *Glares*

NO!
Just the meth thing, Zydrate is fictional anyways and irrelevant.

~Grave Robber, Grave Robber, Sometimes I wonder why I need you at all!~
Amber Sweet is addicted to the knife.
Addicted to the knife?
Addicted to the knife?
And addicted to the knife she needs a little help with the AGONY
A little help comes in a little glass vial and a gun pressed against her anatomy, and when the gun goes off Ms. Sweet is ready for surgery.

I need to see Repo! The Genetic Opera now.

Me: I'm so unfit I just did 30 press-ups and my arms felt like bricks and I couldn't do another one without dropping straight to the floor

*4 hours later*

Me: My legs are aching from the 30 press-ups I did earlier
Friend: He-man

Lulz





TVTropes: "[Concerning the Salem Witch Trials] One man, Giles Corey, took a third option and refused to plead either innocent or guilty. And was crushed to death trying to get a plea. His last words? "More weight."

An explanation: Giles Corey was a Real Life Rules Lawyer, and knew that if he died under interrogation, he was still legally a Christian and his sons could inherit his property. Confess, and he would no longer be considered a Christian and his property would be forfeit. And he'd be executed, obviously. Denying the charges would result in his conviction and execution, as the trials were flagrantly rigged, and again his property would be forfeit. So, by refusing to enter any plea at all, he saved his family from ruination and earned a Dying Moment of Awesome."

XD Nice guy...

*Man on street pulls his kid away from dog poo*
Kid: What was that?
Man: A piece of poo.
Kid: What?
Man: Poo.
Kid: Whose poo?
Man: I don't know

I was right behind them and had to stop myself from laughing

Yeah, that guy is a badass.

Lol ew.

Me: I don't have trolls in my family T_T
Friend: But isn't that a good thing?
Me: That's true. If I had trolls in my family, my mum would change the clocks, go in my room at 3 in the morning and say 'it's time for college, you slept through the alarm' and I'd be like WHAT and get ready for college and then when I opened the door to a night sky she'd be like U MAD BRO?

NS, your friends are weird... and somewhat funny.

Don't you get it!? You see the hat!? I AM MRS. NESBITT! *laughs crazily*

That's nice.

-my generic response to anything I don't care about, particularly any shit people say like they want a response to.

book of life wrote:That's nice.

-my generic response to anything I don't care about, particularly any shit people say like they want a response to.

That's nice.

-ditto

Pffffffffffff bol.

Clare: Will you get that pen for me?
Me: *reaches* It's too far away.
Clare: *death glare*
Me: ACCIO PEN
... I tried my best
Clare: DAMMIT DANIELLE OF COURSE THAT'S NOT GOING TO WORK YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE YOUR WAND
Me: OH SHIT I FORGOT IT AT HOME

You should've shouted...

GET OVER HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!