Re: Epic Quotes

by **Ema Skye** Sat Dec 10, 2011 3:39 am

Oh my god why are you so good at these?
Both of those are excellent.

by **Crooked** Sat Dec 10, 2011 4:22 am

NS is such a boss.

So he has a thing for moms. That's okay, we can still make this work.

by NS Sat Dec 10, 2011 12:08 pm

NO NO NO GUYS THEY WERE THE ONLY TIMES I MADE MUM JOKES XD Usually I don't. I DON'T LIKE MUMS. I mean I like some if they're nice but NOT IN THAT WAY.

But thank you!

by **Ema Skye** Sun Dec 11, 2011 4:05 am

Yeah Crooked, you can totally make this work I hav faith in you.

by NS Sun Dec 11, 2011 10:29 am

STOP IT I DON'T HAVE GAY MOTHER FEVER

by **Ema Skye** Mon Dec 12, 2011 1:40 am

Dear god today has been beautiful.
Jordan: I'm a failure.
Brittany: Jordan, you're not a failure. You just don't do anything right.

Me: Shit I forgot I have homework to do.
Brittany: Danielle! Get off Tumblr and do your homework!
Me: Buuuuut
Brittany: GET OFF TUMBLR OR I WILL POOP ON YOUR COMPUTER

by **Ema Skye** Mon Dec 12, 2011 1:50 am

Also we have a game where you have to say a Pokemon's name after somebody burps and the last one to say one has to make a pokemon noise, a sex noise, or a pokemon sex noise.
Brittany: *burps*
Me: Wartortle!
Brittany: Venosaur!
Jordan: Fuck you bitches!
Me: That's not a Pokemon noise or a sex noise.
Jordan: Yes it is! I'm Mewtwo.
Brittany: I see what you did there.

by **Crooked** Mon Dec 12, 2011 3:54 pm

Your life produces amazing quotes.

by NS Mon Dec 12, 2011 8:12 pm

I laughed hard at all of them xaxaxaxa

by NS Thu Dec 15, 2011 5:11 pm

Ah, good old Youtube...

Commenter: Love the intro
Uploader: The intro doesn't love you. :|
Commenter: :'|

by NS Sat Dec 17, 2011 10:02 am

My sister was about to walk in the kitchen so I stood at the door and stuck my bum out, then walked back to where I was.
Me: NOW YOU MUST WALK THROUGH THE THRESHOLD OF MY ANUS
Sister: YUUUUCK

A few minutes later, mum walks into the kitchen.
Me: NO MUM DON'T WALK THROUGH THE THRESHOLD OF MY ANUS
Sister: EWWWWW
Mum: What, Ken?
Me: Nothing~
Sister: I dare you to repeat that

by **Crooked** Sat Dec 17, 2011 2:31 pm

NS wrote:NOW YOU MUST WALK THROUGH THE THRESHOLD OF MY ANUS

Me! Me! Pick me!

by NS Sat Dec 17, 2011 7:04 pm

Go ahead, it's just a threshold I imagined~

by NS Sun Dec 18, 2011 9:41 am

Me: Come here a sec I need to tell you something
Sister: Come here and tell me!
Me: HORAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Sister: What was that?
Me: HORAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Sister: Oh okay
Me: ...WHAT?

by NS Sun Dec 18, 2011 8:41 pm

Hahaha, dad going to bed in a bad mood
Dad: Okay everyone, time to keep the noise down!
Sister: MUM, DID I TELL YOU HOW TALL KIRSTY IS?
Mum: WHAT?
Sister: DID I TELL YOU HOW TALL KIRSTY IS?
Dad: I said down not up
Mum: WHAT DID YOU SAY?
Sister: HOW TALL KIRSTY IS
Mum: COOL?
Sister: TALL
Dad: Excuse me!
Mum: COOL?
Sister: TALL!!!!!!!!!!!
Mum: HUH?
Dad: Come on I need to sleep!!
Sister: DID I TELL YOU HOW TALL KIRSTY IS
Mum: OH, NO, HOW TALL IS SHE?
Sister: 5FT 9
Dad: *Says something I couldn't hear*
Mum: OH WOAH, THAT'S TALL!!
Sister: I KNOW

by **Ema Skye** Sun Dec 18, 2011 11:34 pm

Oh the shenanigans that happen at your house.

by NS Tue Dec 20, 2011 3:23 pm

Cousins and their friends were playing Articulate, a game where you get a word and have to describe it to your team without saying the word itself. Their friend got 'black hole'
Friend: It's in the universe
Cousin: ...EVERYTHING'S IN THE UNIVERSE

by **Ema Skye** Thu Dec 22, 2011 1:04 am

Haha nice.
That reminds me of the song Amazing horse.
Such a great song.

by **Riu** Thu Dec 22, 2011 1:12 am

Bwhahaha.

Also, Amazing Horse is possibly the worst song ever

by **Ema Skye** Thu Dec 22, 2011 1:13 am

*gasp* How could you!
I don't think we can be friends anymore.

by **Crooked** Thu Dec 22, 2011 10:19 pm

by **Ema Skye** Fri Dec 23, 2011 1:18 am

by NS Sat Dec 24, 2011 10:04 am

PPPPPPPPPPahahahaha I'm saving that picture

The Amazing Horse song is great, just... annoyingly catchy

by **Riu** Sat Dec 24, 2011 12:54 pm

Yeah....
Mostly it annoys me.
It kinda makes want to punch y'all for thinking it's funny.

by NS Sat Dec 24, 2011 1:07 pm

Bring it.

Sister: Have you written me a Christmas card?
Me: *Evil smile*
Sister: You'd better write me a Christmas card!!!
Me: Maybe I have!
*As she storms off to her room at the other side of the house...*
Me: WHO KNOWS?
WHO CAN SAY?
CAN IT BE KNOWN?
IS IT KNOWABLE?

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