Re: Epic Quotes

by NS Tue Oct 04, 2011 7:48 pm

Why did I find that so amusing

Just the thought of you... sitting on a spinny chair with a long black coat on... stroking a penis... I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU. *Secret lair opens* MWAHAHHAHAHA

by **Riu** Tue Oct 04, 2011 8:55 pm

Oh my goodness.
That sounds like the premise for the best comic-book superhero ever.

by **Ema Skye** Wed Oct 05, 2011 1:05 am

Well I have a spinny chair and a long black coat...

I feel like this should be a comic.
Or better yet, this should just be real life.

by **Riu** Wed Oct 05, 2011 7:58 am

Go do it.
And film it.
You'll need to find a dick though.
I recommend NS'. It's tiny and cute.

by NS Wed Oct 05, 2011 1:24 pm

Riu wrote:It's tiny

I beg to differ

by **Crooked** Wed Oct 05, 2011 2:37 pm

NS wrote:
Riu wrote:It's tiny
I beg to differ

Ema shared what turns her on. Your turn.

by **Ema Skye** Wed Oct 05, 2011 3:26 pm

Pahahaha

by NS Wed Oct 05, 2011 4:41 pm

Same turn-on really. Except mine is attached to me.

by NS Wed Oct 05, 2011 4:41 pm

Oh and zebra pubes

by **Riu** Wed Oct 05, 2011 9:46 pm

NS wrote:Oh and zebra pubes

What?
That's just weird.

by **Ema Skye** Thu Oct 06, 2011 10:51 pm

That's very questionable.

by **Riu** Thu Oct 06, 2011 11:13 pm

Maybe he means striped pubes?
Which is almost as weird.

by **Ema Skye** Fri Oct 07, 2011 11:47 am

Or maybe he means pubes from a zebra?
I think that might be slightly worse.

by **Ema Skye** Fri Oct 07, 2011 12:00 pm

So Jordan and my roommate Brittany go to this RP site and Brittany's character on there doesn't wear pants. ‎

Jordan: Koko put on some pants!
Brittany: NO!
Jordan: But you're wearing pants right now.
Brittany: No I'm not, it's all just an illusion. You're only seeing what you want to see.
Jordan: Well, I want to see you in your underwear and I'm not seeing that.
Brittany: But- What- Then why are you always telling me to put on pants?!
Jordan: I want your CHARACTER to wear pants, not you.

by NS Sat Oct 15, 2011 6:24 am

I love Jordan XDDD

by NS Sat Oct 15, 2011 10:25 am

Me: The lecturer guy there was exactly like Big Gay Al from South Park and he had these amazing huge shiny eyes
Friend: You should ask him out
Me: He has a wife. Classic typo, Fynasty Warriors
Friend: No way foes he have a wife if he's Big Gay Al
Me: I see what you fif there
Friend: *Evil smile emote*

Friend: I'll come clean, that was a mistake too
Me: Seriously?
Friend: Yeah
Me: Goof work

by NS Sat Oct 15, 2011 10:28 am

Dad: We should throw the chicken out, it's been there for ages
Mum: Yeah we don't want it to attract all the bears and wolves
Dad: Bears and wolves...?
Me: Bears are attracted by periods
Mum and dad: PERIODS???
Me: Yeah, you have periods, if they haven't attracted bears before then why would chicken attract them? *Walks off*
*Hears parental laughter in the background*

by **Riu** Sun Oct 23, 2011 4:59 pm

Classmate in English: *holding iPhone 4S* Siri, where can I hide a dead body?
Siri: What kind of place are you looking for? Dump, swamp, mine, reservoir, or metal foundry.
Classmate: *clicks metal foundry*
Siri: No metal foundries found in your area.

by **Ema Skye** Mon Oct 24, 2011 5:16 pm

Lololol the Anchorman reference. I love it.

by **Ema Skye** Thu Oct 27, 2011 9:36 pm

Lindsey: So I've gotta tell you about this dream I had
Me: Okay...
Lindsey: So I had a dream that I was dating a woman who turned out to be a man
Me: ...
Lindsey: Also he could fly
Me: ...
Lindsey: So basically I was dating a flying tranny

by NS Fri Oct 28, 2011 3:43 pm

She's just like you

by **Aliucon** Fri Oct 28, 2011 10:20 pm

Me: One.
Sis: Three.
Me: Huh? ...Five.
Sis: OK, stop now.
Me: Why?
Sis: This is getting odd.

by NS Sat Oct 29, 2011 9:18 am

Your sister's a troll XDDD

Dad: *COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH*
Mum: You sound like an old man.

by **Ema Skye** Mon Oct 31, 2011 4:40 pm

Lol that is excellent.

Kasha explains to us how she hit a deer.
Brittany: You're a terrible person!
Kasha: It's not like I meant to!
Me: Yeah, you're the worst.
Kasha: IT BROKE MY FUCKING HEADLIGHT
Me: YOU BROKE IT'S FUCKING LIFE

by NS Mon Oct 31, 2011 8:45 pm

I thought you meant she went up to a deer and slapped it or something

But that is an amazing comeback. Be proud

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