TURNABOUT HUG NEWS!

Now blinq announced the end of the show "We'll dance a bit longer from now. I hope you had a nice evening, Good night!"

"You guys sure know how to run a news broadcast, don't ya?" Marisa said with a laugh to no one in particular as she continued to wave her arms to the music...

((*wants interesting stuff to happen*))

((*waits for someone with good ideas x_x*))

((like Cardo))

((Sorry. XD. I have no ideas atm....I just wanted to get me in there.))

((I can't be the only one creating here. Bsides, there are two open spots for Odrac meanies redmember, and Odrac somehow has Uir working for him...what for only Riu knows...or will create))

"Blinq, how are you feeling about tomorrow?" asked Cardo "And Did you bring the tape with you?"

"Wich tape?" asked Blinq,
"You mean that secret tape for the exclusive report?"

((lol, I forgot to mention that Uir was just trying to steal back his porn mag, which i (riu) had taken, XD))
"Dammit!! Uir took that porn mag I stole from him!" Riu shouted
"Wait! WHAT DID YOU SAY!?" Wunder asked incredulously.
"Um..... I LEIK MUDKIPZ! : D"
"Oh, okay then"

Suddenly Uir appeared.
"I LUV MUDKIPZ!!!!!!!!!!!" shouted uir and did the special I-LUV-MUDKIPZ-dance! XD
(( better? XD ))

"Yes, the special tape....you know, govt is pretty excited about that. I understand you haven't seen the contents of it yet"

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Somewhere else, a rather boomy clock started ticking.....

.•°٭blinq٭°•. wrote:Suddenly Uir appeared.
"I LOVE MUDKIPS!!!!!!!!!!!" shouted uir and did the special I-LOVE-MUDKIPS-dance!

((WHAT?! NO!! it's the I LUV MUDKIPZ not I LOVE MUDKIPS, WHAT THE HELL IS A MUDKIP!? I ONLY KNOW MUDKIPZ!!

Somehow Hippie was able to get all of this on tape, including Riu's bad dancing.
((I got nothing...))
((How about my bad guy's name is Goth because that's kinda the opposite of hippie I guess...))
Then Goth banged in and the music randomly switched to DUN DUN DUUUUN and then stopped working randomly.
"I have come to take all of your cookies!" she proclaimed.
"NOOO not the cookies!" Hippie replied. "I will stop you!" And she threw the cookies out the window onto Uir's body.

Riu just stands there all "0_o"ing at the scene,

Blinq is totally shocked...
SOMEONE STOLE THE COOKIES

((Boy, am I late! Well, let's see what I can work out))

Being the music boy, Aliucon tried to keep up with the chaos placing appropriate music to each moments. He needed fast thinking for that, but the only accident he certainly made that added to the chaos was placing Caramelldansen there. Oh well, it was behind him now. When it was announced the show was over and Hippie stopped recording, he stopped the music right away.
Now he thought he should go home...when he sees that Uir and Goth were still causing havoc (or was it just Goth?)

"There!", Aliucon skillfully and quickly placed a CD in the audio player and the Dun Dun Duuuun sounded in the air. Upon hearing that she was just there for the cookies, however, he stopped the music.

"...this place is certainly getting random...but at least we are together...we do our best together...ah, it's good to have a...family.", he thought to himself, with a smile over his face. Then, he headed down to see what he could do against the evil counterpart of Hippie.

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"...I can't take part in today's procedure...but...the fireworks shall be fun to watch. Today they dine in hell, those fool huggers.", a low, deep voice sounded on the top of a luxury apartment, somewhat far away from HUG News Headquarters. A tall man with long blonde hair observed the HUG HQ, expecting something. He grinned evilly to himself.

"I have no idea how long they will take, but hopefully, 'it' is already set...".
After saying that, the man contacted someone with a codec. A feminine voice answered.
"You shall enter in action, only in the event they survive."
...
"...The hell? Get into position now! You incompetent fool!"
...
"It's just for the sake of being safe. I'm doing my part for Master Odrac. Since this wound won't let me move properly..."
...
"Just go already. G out."
The man hung up and hid the codec into his pocket. Then, he resumed his watch.

((For the record, the name of my evil counterpart is Sigfried, but he likes being referred to as "G". He's cold and evil (like it should be) and likes making people their "puppets", as the opposite of me. But, like me, he respects his superior (in this case, Odrac and maybe some other evil guys). He was talking to an assassin that is one of his "slaves" (actually, the only one, since he's not that high-ranked) called Elena. She's good with a crossbow, but pretty clumsy when it comes to stealth missions.))

((Man, this post was long, I hope it makes up for the time I was abscent...))

((Ok I don't know what to do now... I thought Uir would do a spit-take or something... That's it random happenings time!))

"Now you shall never defeat the power of the hug!" shouted hippie.
"ORLY?" said Goth
"YARLY!"
"ORLY?"
"YARLY!"
"ORLY?"
"YARLY!"
"ORLY?"
"YARLY!"
"ORLY?"
"YARLY!"
"ORLY?"
"YARLY!"
"ORLY?"
"YARLY!"
It goes on like this for a few hours...

Aliucon looks at the random exchange of Internet references and sighs.

"YA RLY, you shall never defeat the power of hug! What is your invasion all about, anyway? The show is now over...what's your scheme?"

((I'm assuming we already knew our counterparts....and that we know they are trying to defeat us...))

"What? Hug won't be defeated? NO WEH!" Riu shouted
Hippie replied, "YEA WEH"
"NO WEH!"
"YEA WEH"
"SRSLY?"
"SRSLY"
Uir: -__-# SHUT THE HELL UP!
"Well excuuusee me, princess!" Riu said right back at him
((I wanna be the music guy DX))
*ding* 5:00
"5:00!? My part-time job starts now!" riu exclaimed, he put on a baseball cap turned it backwards. "I'm assistant DJ from 5-8!"
((god, I hate RPing like this, can I do script format?))
Uir: 0_o
Riu: If we're gonna have an epic battle can I put on fitting music?
*Caramelldansen begins playing*
Riu: Whoops!!
*Through the Fire and Flames begins playing*
Riu:Ahh, there that's better
*epic fight including badmouthing, and bitch slaps begins*

((That's a pretty cool music.))

*prepares for battle*
"You ought to get out of here before you get hurt..."

Aliucon couldn't get it, but he thought it would be better to try and intimidate. Whatever they were planning, it couldn't be good.

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"Music? Must be coming from inside. Here I go."
Elena was pretty afraid of messing up now, especially because Odrac did NOT know she was there. G wanted to make her appearance a surprise gift. It was getting her pretty nervous.

Though infiltrating was pretty easy, she didn't know exactly where they were, so she just slowly followed the current music...

( < didn't understand the half of the posts above XD
so I'm waiting for somebody to continue it.. lol..
Can somethink think of on evil me?
I'm idealess )

((An evil you? Well, since you're Holy...it would be someone Unholy! XD *shot*))

((Let's see...her name should be Flick...she shall be very evil, the kind that enjoy doing bad things, even the minor and funnier things, like stealing candy from little children. Or...I dunno, any personality you want...))

((That's what I can think on top of my head...and the situation, well, Goth (Hippie's counterpart) is ready to fight us, Riu decided to handle the music for this one, there is an assassin called Elena lurking around, AND there is a bomb ticking somewhere in T.H.U.G., but nobody knows yet...at least that's what I'm assuming...))

((No Blinq's evil counterpart should be Skipperdee.))

Goth shouted "Satan help me!"
...
...
...
...
Hippie replied "HA! Nothing's happening!"
"Nooooooo! Time for Plan B!" And a gimormus dragon came out of the floor. And hippie shot it with a peace arrow and it turned into a dog and started biting Hippie.
"Ack!" shouted Hippie.

*DEAD THREAD*
Riu: 0.o what happened here?
Uir: Remember that "rather boomy clock" Cardo mentioned in his earlier post?
Riu: YEA- no.
Uir: -_- Anyways, it finally finished counting down, then your HQ BLEW UP!!
HAHAHAHAHAA! Now Focks News is the source of all news in the world!!!
Riu: *LE GASP* YOU'LL NEVER GET AWAY WITH IT!
Uir: Umm, we've been getting away with it for nearly 8 months -_-
Riu: 0-0 how?
Uir: YOU DUMBASSES LET THIS THREAD DIE THATS HOW!
Riu: WELL, then we'll stop you now! We'll ummm, start a newspaper! YEAH, WE'LL START A NEWSPAPER!! HA! Then we'll beat you and Odrac!
Uir: Odrac's dead ((...along with cardo T_T)), LackLuster and DisasterBarExtremities are charge of Fock news now (Umm, lackluster is blinqs evil counter part, cause bling is shiny, and lackluster is like the opposite of that, ....the other one is self-explanatory XD).
Riu: Oh, well anyways, I'll be the editor-in-chief of the H.U.G. Gazzette!
Blinq: .....no, you won't
RIu: -_- Fine, I'm in charge of the gossip corner *devillish smile*
NOW COME ON THUGS, LETS SAVE THE WORLD FROM EVIL NEWS ORGANIZATIONS
Uir: You mean there are non-evil ones? *SHOT*

Riu wrote:LackLuster and DisasterBarExtremities

(Riu... that was genius. xD)

"Oh, no, now I remember how we were utterly defeated and the bomb exploded and now out enemies are the source of the news. If only I could accept my shadow's side and get my Persona... oh, scratch that. Since I've only been able to use a mixer here, I'm going to do some sabotaging on my own on their main camp. Riu, I'll be back soon! Good luck with the gossip corner, though I'm NOT going to read that. I'll help you set up something better once I'm back, unless you want to come along." Aliucon finished and ran off to...somewhere, where he was certain their enemies' news centre was. And he went there carrying his mixer alongside him. "Hey, I can't lack on my practicing!"

Swiftly sneaking past the sign that read *NO THUGS OR HUGS ALLOWED*, he [url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vnQRWJ7bIhs]got some music on and continued to enter from the back of the evil dark tower of desperation...nah, it was actually a simple news center like ours had been. He slammed the door open and crouched, now against an interior wall, and looking around to see if it was safe. After moving through a few rooms, he arrived at the filming room. "Oh, it's here. I'll make up a bomb with something from here, just like MacGyver, and pay the favor back to them. But it has been too easy... huh... there might be a trap."