TURNABOUT HUG NEWS!

((I'll be the spaztic camera person! And my evil twin is Eippih chainsaw Herr Odd I honsetly have no idea.))

Hippie got the camera in place for the beginning of the news. "High ho! Let's go! High ho! Let's go!" she started shouting.

((Ack,. back from vacations, sorry))

Cardo strolled back and forth in his office. As executive producer, he had a heavy role on the doing and undoings of Turnabout Hug news. He couldn't be any more excited about it.

Specially after that call from the president of the states.

Cardo understood very well that there are no good or bad news...But all news are good and bad, depending on the angle you look at them or, simply, by knowing that which you may ignore. And this law remains true in every single news report, from celebirty birthday parties to terrorist attacks even. Reporting news is not as simple as it may seem.

His responsability as the man behind everything, behind those hidden string everyone knows about, is impressive.

However it is, Cardo resolved on forgetting of the presidential matter for the time being. He had to discuss something important with blinq the anchorwoman. After all, tomorrows report would be extraordinarie, and she must be prepared for that.

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"Is everything going according to plan?"

In a dark room on a far away building, a man sat in his luxurious chair, in front of his luxurious desk, inside his rich office. A blue persian cat, a rarity amongst rarities, sat atop his legs. The athmosphere was...thick, unusually thick and heavy, maybe because of all the cigar smoke in the room.

"I'm glad to hear that, better keep this up or else..." The man quickly hung up the phone and finished the cigar. he was pleased, everything was going fine and tomorrow would be a great day...a least for him. He approached his cigar box, there was the symbol of Focks news in it.

With plenty of malice in his face, Odrac enjoyed the fine cigar, and the room grew darker.....


((If I'm missing anything on the characters list please make me know))

Blinq is such nervous.
It's her first show tommorow and she's about to die.
She knows everything's on her adn that makes her even more nervous.
The whole show...
"Everything has to work, or nobody would watch the show!", she always said to herself.
She knows what to say but it's difficult because of all the cameras.
She already talked to Cardo but she's not sure she can do it,
so she decides to talk to him one more time..

(( WHAT?! CARDO GETS AN EVIL COUNTERPART AND I DON'T??))
"...And that concludes our story on how underage teens are looking at porn, now here's Riu with the latest gossip, yes that's right, the news is resorting to gossip to keep you people watching." Said namelessreporter#1
"Thank you Namelessrepoter#1," Riu said, smiling his perfect smile, "The latest gosip, 'Wunder- Fire Tiger or Lesbian Pig?"((lol, I used Chinese signs!)) Suddenly the entire building shook!! ((Plot twist!!))

From near the camera, Wunder shoots a nasty look at Riu. She found this gossip corner positively ridiculous.

((Edit: Let's call the sports guy... Bronco. *insane... giggle*))

Apparently Wunder was so distracted with her anger that she didn't notice the earthquake. "We need a hero to save us!!" Someone shouted
Suddenly a man in tights appeared, LAWYERMAN!!!

Blinq's trying to get that dude outta here but it doesn't seem to work.
Luckily her bodyguards (XD) catched him.

((... you are so random............))

Wunder curls up into a fetal position ('cause that's what you should do!) by the news desk, "NOOOT READY TO DIEEE."

Then The earthquake stops

(( random is my 2nd name D: ))

but then..
Suddenly a SECOND LAWYERMAN appears and rans towards Wunder.

Then RIu heroicly kills him

Wunder lets out an ear piercing glass shattering scream as the Lawyerman runs towards her... not that she even knows what he is.

Then Riu heroicly saves wunder

But then a piece of glass falls into his nose... the scream shattering glass and all.

OW!

Riu is about to die.

"... sorry. "

*lives*
"........"
Riu prepares to kill Wunder when Blinq ran into the rooom

Blinq takes out her whip and throws it to Wunder..

*grins evilly*
*whips Riu*

Then Riu has an orgasm, while still on national TV

Wunder stares disgustedly at Riu.

"WHat!? You're the one who whipped me!!" Riu shouted

Blinq is talking about random stuff to detract from Riu & Wunder.

"WELL, I WASN'T AWARE OUR GOSSIP FREAK WAS SUCH A... FREAK!" Wunder shouted back.