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*suddenly a shadowy figure Comes up behind Aliucon and grabs him*
Aliucon: *does awesome ninja throw*
RIu: OWWW!
Aliucon: OH RIU! I'm so sorry! I thought you were some evil henchman!
Evil henchman: *sneaks up and grabs aliucon*
Aliucon: Oh, this must be Riu again, don't worry, I won't throw you this time
Riu: ITS NOT ME YOU DUMBASS!
*Riu and Aliucon are caught*
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*in a shadowy throne room/creepy alter dark place*
DisasterBar: HAHAHA! I've caught you two, now I will force the location of you THUG's secret base!
Riu: ...........but you already blew it up....
Disaster: Oh.... well, then I'll just kill you!
Aliucon: But we're no real threat! Are we?
Disaster: Well normally I would think so, but the prophecy says- *covers mouth* OH DAMMIT! YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO KNOW ABOUT THAT!
LackLuster: *Enters dramaticly* Hmph, Disaster, going off and telling them important secrets? How incredibly Uir of you!
Uir: HEY!
LackLuster: *takes out gun and shoots Uir* Annoying little ass
Riu: Hey that wasn't necessary!
LackLuster: Oh don't worry about him, he's a comedy relief villian, you can't really kill those.
LackLuster: No, if I were you I'd be much more concerned with my own life! HAHAHA HAHAHAAAA......
Narrator: Will Riu and Aliucon escape alive? Will the THUGs restore an accurate news source to the world? Will they learn the secrets of the prophecy? Will I ever stop asking stupid questions? Find out next time on DRAGON BALL Z Turnabout HUG News.