Re: CROOOOOOOOOOKKKKKEEEDDDD

by **Crooked** Fri Oct 07, 2011 3:03 pm

I don't know the exact details, but apparently the people form 99.5 are going to be at some corn maze Halloween night terror place tonight and my dad's taking me. I love mazes. They're so nice. This'll be my first time going through a scary one so I'll probably come home in tears.

by **Ema Skye** Fri Oct 07, 2011 6:19 pm

Aw that sounds fun!

by NS Sat Oct 15, 2011 6:39 am

I'd die in a scary maze. Seriously. I'd be throwing myself against the walls trying to break through them as a shortcut. Unfortunately, I'm not Old Spice guy

by **Crooked** Fri Oct 21, 2011 2:50 pm

The homecoming dance is tomorrow (as is Kyle's birthday). I'm going. By myself.

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But I'll probably have a good time.
~~You guys should all be my date.~~

by **Riu** Fri Oct 21, 2011 9:45 pm

Crooked wrote:~~You guys should all be my date.~~

I'll pick you up at 8.
Bring some condoms.

by NS Sat Oct 22, 2011 12:40 pm

There should be a Turnabout HUG dance-off. We're all crazy so it would be entertaining

I'm sure someone there would dance with you at some point though. Crazy America, forcing socially awkward teenagers to dance with each other as a tradition... (Homecoming's a tradition, right?)

by **Crooked** Sat Oct 22, 2011 1:05 pm

Yeah but it's all totally optional.

by NS Sat Oct 22, 2011 7:28 pm

Oh that's fine then

by **Ema Skye** Mon Oct 24, 2011 5:26 pm

I'll be your date if I can wear a suit.

by **Crooked** Mon Oct 24, 2011 7:16 pm

I'm pretty sure you're supposed to dress up in questionably creepy animal costumes.

Anyhow, the dance was slow and awkward and boring and I was literally the only person that didn't dress formally. But I made some new friends and got to hold hands with my crush while he danced with me (along with one other girl but I forgot she existed in that moment). It was glorious.

Also there was the Cupid Shuffle and the Cha Cha Slide, which are the only dances I can really not mess up.

by NS Mon Oct 24, 2011 7:23 pm

Get in there ;D

by **Riu** Mon Oct 24, 2011 10:12 pm

I wish you the best Crooked.
If you get a fuckbuddy, I'll have NS to myself again~.

by **Crooked** Tue Oct 25, 2011 3:02 pm

Actually NS signed a contract with his blood stating he would be my backup fuckbuddy. It doesn't expire until Judgement Day.

by NS Tue Oct 25, 2011 4:58 pm

by **Ema Skye** Tue Oct 25, 2011 10:35 pm

THAT
IS
I CAN'T
Oh god Crooked you make me laugh

by **Riu** Tue Oct 25, 2011 10:41 pm

Crooked wrote:Actually NS signed a contract with his blood stating he would be my backup fuckbuddy. It doesn't expire until Judgement Day.

According to those crazy Christians, that was last week.
So he's mine now.

by **Ema Skye** Tue Oct 25, 2011 10:43 pm

AHAHAHAHA
That was excellent Riu.

by NS Thu Oct 27, 2011 5:01 pm

I... I have human rights...

by **Crooked** Thu Oct 27, 2011 6:17 pm

Riu wrote:
Crooked wrote:Actually NS signed a contract with his blood stating he would be my backup fuckbuddy. It doesn't expire until Judgement Day.
According to those crazy Christians, that was last week.
So he's mine now.

By that logic Judgement Day can be whenever they please. It doesn't actually count unless Jesus takes all the elite people away first.

NS wrote:I... I have human rights...

Not unless I say so. If you were with Riu, you'd probably have something in your ass and mouth all day, every day. So be grateful. <3

by NS Thu Oct 27, 2011 9:22 pm

Good point. *Hides behind Crooked*

by **Crooked** Thu Oct 27, 2011 9:37 pm

Oh, victory is sweeter than the souls of children.

by NS Sat Oct 29, 2011 9:22 am

That phrase goes excellently with your avatar

by **Crooked** Sun Jan 08, 2012 10:54 pm

So I've been foreveralone-ing on tumblr all day 'cause I have an enormous crush on a guy who has been blatantly flirting with me but alternates between ignoring me and being a chatterbox. Oh, and he lives in Europe. I hate everything. Someone hug me to death.

I love my cat, she always knows when I need her company

by **Riu** Mon Jan 09, 2012 7:53 pm

Crooked wrote:So I've been foreveralone-ing on tumblr all day 'cause I have an enormous crush on a guy who has been blatantly flirting with me but alternates between ignoring me and being a chatterbox. Oh, and he lives in Europe. I hate everything. Someone hug me to death.

Riu wrote:So I've been foreveralone-ing on various forums all day 'cause I have an enormous crush on a guy who has been blatantly flirting with me but alternates between ignoring me and being a chatterbox. Oh, and he lives in Virginia. I hate everything. Someone hug me to death.

How funny. It works both ways.

by **Crooked** Mon Jan 09, 2012 8:26 pm

Except I've never flirted with you in my life.

And I'd talk to you more, but school has been shit right for too long which means technology starts getting taken away. laksdjflaskdflasdf

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