CROOOOOOOOOOKKKKKEEEDDDD

*shrugs* Trey, do you need a break?

I LIED, and friends are supposed to help with personal issues.

SO YOU DO LIKE JOSHUA? HMMM?
WELL TOO BAD, HE'S MINE.

Not my fault.

Sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of Beat's hotness the helicopter.

Lying is a sin.
Personal issues are personal.

SO WHAT IF I DO. It's so lulzy that Neku starts whining about how he was such an asshole to him an' stuff. And Joshua can't be yours if he's dead, so suck on that.

Then whose is it?

Ironic, I kicked a toy helicopter today.
AND HOTNESS DOESN'T MAKE A SOUND.

I'm a sinner then.
And you're a person.

HE'S MY HUSBANDO, DEAL WITH IT.
"That" referring to Joshua's dick?

The internets.

Or maybe you just can't hear it.
Stop kicking toy helicopters. You might make them cry.

Everybody is.

You can't be married to a dead person. DON'T EVEN TRY TO GET TECHNICAL WITH ME.

Touche.

Also, you fail at quoting in sigs (I don't think you can do that here <.<)

No... no sound, except the sound of millions of people orgasming at the sight of Beat's hotness.
And the helicopter TRIED TO KILL ME.

Well that's not dark at all.

YOU'RE IN LOVE WITH BEAT, HE'S A PLAYER, THEREFORE TECHNICALLY DEAD.
IT GOES BOTH WAYS YOU KNOW.

*bows*

I'll fix it later, Mr. Nitpicky.

I know right. 99% of those people are me.
OH I BET IT DID.

It's truuuue.

But Joshua is doubly dead!

T_T

LAAAAAZY.

AND THE OTHER 99% IS ME.
it did actually!

Well, yes... but it's still dark.

There is nothing wrong with Necrophilia.
DON'T QUESTION MY FETISHES.

What's with the face?

Nuh uh. It's done.

Way to make sense thar.
You provoked it. Don't lie.

And?

No, that's definitely something that needs questioning. But it doesn't matter since Joshua isn't dead, and neither is Rhyme. They're all waiting for me at the end of the game to have a proper group hug and then they'll go on happy rainbow pink sparkly cake adventures.

It's a rockin' face.

MM'kay then.

Clearly we are just 98% the same person!
I did not!

It's dark.

RIIIIIGHT. It must be nice to live in your own little world.

<---more rockin' face

Are not. You don't have my dark side (HOHOHO PUN).
Why else would it attack you?

So is my basement.

In my world, I snap my fingers and there is X. (X being the guy of my choice.)

@_@

Obviously you don't know me as well as I thought you did XD
It was fucking insane, that's why.

Nice, can I go down there?

I like your world, can I live there?

Go play AA, m'kay?

You lie.
You lie again. A helicopter is a docile creature.

Make sure to step over the barbwire.

Mmm hmm. Sixty bucks per month and yer good to go.

I just wasted $30 on a game that did not want to download properly. NO MORE SPENDING FOR NOW.

....>implying that I do not have a dark side...
No, it definitely attacked me.

Okay....
Why's all this blood here?

What? I'M YOUR FRIEND THOUGH.
You could come into my world FOR FREE if you wanted...
AND HERE, YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE TO SNAP YOUR FINGERS, GUYS JUST SHOW UP AUTOMATICALLY.

FINE THEN.

Well, unless dark = Mr. Pervy Pr0n, I have yet to unsee any darkness.
Blaming an innocent machine. I am ashamed.

A little girl had the audacity to offer me overpriced girl scout cookies.

Friendships don't pay for oxygen. What, you think it's FREE to breathe?
...
Actually, it's my world. Fuck oxygen. You can stay here for no money at all.

I HATE EA NOW.

Uhh... no, that wasn't really what I meant.
Fine, the person controlling the machine attacked me with it, the machine was just a casualty.

That bitch... did you at least get some Peanutbutter Patties?

YAAAY~
*snaps* I want Gary Oak! (I have no idea why, but I've had a crush on him for ages... OHWAIT~ It's cause he's sexy)

I'M SORRY
*HUG*

Then say what you mean and mean what you say.
I knew it.

She scarfed them down before I could grab her. No big deal, all I had to do was hang her by her pinky toes til the cookies came right back out.

Gary...Oak? The old gray-haired Pokemon professor?
...
Now that you mention it,
he DOES look a bit like my History teacher. Hmm.

-HUG-
Companies can be so mean sometimes.

I did, you're the one who put words in my mouth.
Shut up.

.....I'll stick to the Thin Mints, thanks.

FFFFUUUUU
NO NO NO NO NO
That's PROFESSOR OAK
Gary's his hot grandson


*HUG*
YEs.

I did not. Your mouth is in Texas.
I win.

Thin mints > anything peanut butter.

Oh. Well then. Gary's voice suits him, cause he's a nasally bitch.

It's a figure of speech!
NO.

No.... I like peanut butter patties... THINK OF IT THIS WAY, more thin mints for you! *noms his peanut butter patties*.

NO.
Cloud and Beat are super hot, and they should totally have a threesome with you.
SEE? I DON'T RUIN YOUR FANTASIES, DON'T POLLUTE MINE WITH YOUR HISTORY TEACHER.
*runs off to fuck with Ash and Gary*
And just because he's a bitch, doesn't mean he's not hot!

Muffins.
I do so.

Peanut butter is okay sometimes, but only when one is in the mood for it.

I have no idea what you're talking about, but I graciously accept the offer of having Cloud and Beat to myself. Thanks a bunch.

ASH IS LIKE, TWELVE, DUDE.

But his voice. It grates at my ears!

That is not.
ASDOGHAOSITH

I've been having peanut butter sandwiches everyday for lunch since 2nd grade.....
I'd say I'm in the mood for it.

NEVERMIND, JUST GO HAVE FUN WITH THEM THEN.

Twelve inches long you mean? DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO
NO, the show's been running for like, 10 years, HE IS AT LEAST 16 OKAY?

YOU CAN'T HEAR HIS VOICE WHEN HIS MOUTH IS WRAPPED AROUND MY COCK, SO THERE

I kill your first two sentences.

I used to have peanut butter and jelly every day. Then I got sick of it and now I have ham/turkey.

That's what I thought.

BUT BUT BUT BUT
Whatever.

Can't argue with that.

...

Oh lordy, this fic...as soon as I turn on TWEWY, I'm going to be looking for secret erotic whisperings between them.

YOU MURDERER.

I have ham and turkey sandwiches every night for dinner.
...
I'M SORTA A PICKY EATER.

I WANT IN TOO THOUGH.

Is that solely at my foot long joke, or my comment on his age?

You can never argue with me. My logic is logical.

XD
That was my favorite Beat fic that I've found...

And I'd do it again, too!

Picky eaters of the world UNITE! ...I'm gonna be fat a few years from now. X_X

Access denied. WHOOPS.

Aaaaage.

Your logic needs Jesus.

Beat > Joshua. You said so yourself. I win again.

Bedtime, laters.

IF IT WEREN'T FOR THOSE MEDDLING KIDS AND THAT DOG.

If you exercised you wouldn't.

OH COME ON. FOURSOMES ARE JUST MORE FUN.

Okay then....

PRAISE JEEBUS~!

There was no competition between us, therefore no victory for yourself.


*HUG*
Night night.