CROOOOOOOOOOKKKKKEEEDDDD

Yeah, new thread, yays.

My phone just tried to autocorrect yays to gays. XD

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

I'm surprised none of us thought of this. CROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKED

I did, though I figured I should just let Riu do it, since they've been buddies for a longer period.

I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE TO HOOOOOOOOOOOOWWLLL TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

+50 brownie points. <3

Fuck yeah~!

*noms his invisible brownies* <3

What are those brownie points? They sound tasty.

Brownie points in modern (21st century) usage are a hypothetical social currency, which can be accrued by doing good deeds or earning favour in the eyes of another, often one's superior. The origin of the term is unclear.

Yep. That's me, the SUPERIOR.

For some reason, Riu had to give them flavor. I don't know what they taste like. Here's +50. Lemme know.

Crooked wrote:

Brownie points in modern (21st century) usage are a hypothetical social currency, which can be accrued by doing good deeds or earning favour in the eyes of another, often one's superior. The origin of the term is unclear.

Yep. That's me, the SUPERIOR.

For some reason, Riu had to give them flavor. I don't know what they taste like. Here's +50. Lemme know.

So you're on top?
Yep, you're definitely my superior. *nods gravely*


And of course they're delicious!

Shut uuuuuuuup.

I wouldn't know. I just hand them out. They're like chocolate coins, except to me they're real coins and I can't eat them, but if I give them to you, they turn into chocolate and they're apparently delicious.

Ahem. Yeah.

ohh! So you're a bottom! That's fine, I go either way.

Yum.
YOU'RE LIKE A NON PEDO-ISH EASTER BUNNY

I'll show you a bottom of a well. Samara misses you.

Exactly! Except it's Easter whenever I goddamn say it is.

Is she going to be part of our foursome with NS? She was a hermaphrodite in the original novels....

YAAAAAY~
I love Easter.... OR AS I LIKE TO SAY, ZOMBIE JESUS DAY.

The presence of a 'girl' will make it easier to control him.

If you say so.

Even if she's moldy, pruney, and has been dead for 20 years?


I DO SAY SO.

Splash on a little make-up and nobody will ever know.

What about the fact that she's dripping wet?
...
*giggles* dripping wet.....


Also, we should invite Cloud, Beat, and Joshua.
Let's make it a regular gangbang.

Don't straight guys like wet girls? I mean come on.

YES PLEASE. Take Joshua and begone.

Ah, I understand the concept now. Thanks for the points. I'll resell them sparringly... I mean, USE them sparringly.

Riu wrote:Is she going to be part of our foursome with NS? She was a hermaphrodite in the original novels....

It's incredible how the people keep track of such things when it befits them...!

:O

I giggle at all pervyness.
*giggle* COME on

I like Beat and Cloud too, mind you.
I WANT A PIECE OF DAT ASS.

I'll fight you for them.

That's not necessary!
THEY HAVE A LOT OF STAMINA, WE CAN ALL HAVE A TURN.

...
...
...
...That...
That makes sense.

I want their first full burst of energy. You'll have to wait a while.

Hmph.
I'll go get some viagra just in case.

I found some viagra in my step-dad's drawer.











I then proceeded to exorcise the entire house.