CROOOOOOOOOOKKKKKEEEDDDD

Depends how you define "flirting."

I have Mid-terms tomorrow anyways.

Well the short version is I wasn't.

Good luck with those.

Well I was just pointing out similarities between the stories. It wasn't 500% accurate.

I didn't say they were.

So I have a history test tomorrow, and if I fail I'm banned from the Internet for...at least a month. (pfffft, yeah right)

I'm cramming as we speak.

Who even reads this?

See ya!

NO.

I just looked at the outline for the three chapters we're being tested on. God, I'm beyond screwed.

DREW SEND ME YOUR KNOWLEDGE

What period is it? And what region?

It's after the Civil War, up to 1900-ish, I think.

But it's okay! This stuff is seriously so mind-numbingly dull my mom pretty much said fuck it, I can cram by myself for the next two hours and we'll go celebrate my failure at Red Lobster tomorrow.

And my teacher is normally drunk when he writes the unit outlines, so whatever I study ends up not being on the test because the textbook makes me want to throw myself in front of a bullet train.

I have a test in history tomorrow over everything from the beginning of recorded history up until the Age of Exploration (ending around the 1700s).

Well then I doubt it's as heavily detailed. If it is, I'll weep for you.

Meh, it was alright.
90%
Woo-woot~

So I was just sitting here, minding my own business, when all of a sudden I feel something weird on my thumb. I look at it and there's this big-ass section of skin sliced not all the way off. So I peeled it because it was just flapping there like a flag of disgrace and now it hurts a bit. Why am I falling apart.

You best not fail then boy!
...this was two days ago my encouragement is useless.

Yeah but it's appreciated. He takes a thousand years to grade them so I'm in the clear for now.

i GOT A 90 ON MY HISTORY FINAL

ALSO IM NOT SHOUTING OR ANYTHING I M JUST TPP LAZY TO HIT THE UNCAPS LOCK

CONGRATULATIONS RIU

ALSO I AM SHOUTING

Do you want the full list?
AP World - 90
Spanish - 97
English - 96
PAP Pre-Calculus - 93
Band - 100
Chinese - 100
AP Bio - 100
Chemistry - 94

I'm so happy.

I hate you. And your school.

Really, intelligence is my only virtue.
I'm a dick and a pretty bad person and I have a terrible work ethic.
So yeah, don't hate me. I'd much rather be stupider and less socially awkward and be more diligent.

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TRUE BLOOD
MODERN FAMILY
THE OFFICE

Every episode of every season. That is how I will be spending my summer. WHO WILL JOIN ME.

Actually I'm watching the first episode of True Blood right now just to see how it is. And whaddya know, a legit sex scene with an almost dick-showing. With my dad and his girlfriend and Kyle in the room. Huh. (EW THE WOMAN'S BOOBS ARE SO SAGGY AND WRINKLY AND HER HAIR IS DYED THIS REALLY TACKY SHADE OF RED AND SHE HAD SEX WITH A VAMPIRE THAT LOOKS LIKE A REJECT TRUCK DRIVER EVEN THOUGH HER BOYFRIEND IS A BILLION TIMES CUTER, I CAN'T EVEN)

Is that how you're going to spend your summer?

*Cough Cough Cough Cough Cough CoUGH*
Sorry bout that, nasty coughing fit..

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Okay I'll do all those things before the school year ends because these series are my new oxygen.

Get to it, bitch.

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