Re: CROOOOOOOOOOKKKKKEEEDDDD

by **Crooked** Sun Sep 18, 2011 1:04 pm

NS wrote:
Crooked wrote:
NS wrote:The most innocent people are the most dirty~

Spoiler:
OH DUDE WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU

You said it. Sweet dreams.

NS wrote:
Crooked wrote:This is why I can't do my homework.

Spoiler:
Because of the topless-man-wallpaper distracting you?

Thank you for noticing. :D I found that pattern by accident. Really.

@Riu Your post is a big messy fail. Fix it.

by **Crooked** Wed Sep 28, 2011 7:47 pm

I just spent the last forty minutes carefully arranging my Facebook profile. I think I am finally satisfied.

by **Riu** Wed Sep 28, 2011 7:56 pm

I'm totally going to friend you.

by **Crooked** Wed Sep 28, 2011 8:04 pm

Riu wrote:I'm totally going to friend you.

When Kyle saw my profile picture, he was devastated 'cause I told him he picked it for me. What a weirdo.

by **Riu** Wed Sep 28, 2011 9:24 pm

You should post that on your wall.

by **Crooked** Wed Sep 28, 2011 9:27 pm

I asked him why, and he said it was because I liked it. Which makes zero sense when it comes to him.

He'd eat me if I did that.

by **Riu** Wed Sep 28, 2011 9:28 pm

I'll do it then.

by **Crooked** Fri Sep 30, 2011 8:39 pm

ohmygodohmygodohmygod

So my twenty-three-year old (today's his birthday) college drop-out cousin who lives with my grandma may or may not be a father really soon. We went to the hospital where some girl is in labor as I type this (and it really doesn't look fun), and nobody knows for sure who the father is. But my cousin is one of the candidates. He's hoping that at the very least, the baby (a boy) will be born on his birthday. Only three-and-a-half more hours to go.

They're totally gonna name him Trey.

by **Riu** Sat Oct 01, 2011 1:05 am

Um.
Wow

by **Ema Skye** Sun Oct 02, 2011 12:10 am

...congratulations?

by **Crooked** Sun Oct 02, 2011 12:33 am

I don't even know. "Congratulations" doesn't seem to fit, but I can't think of anything else.

Little kymani was 7lbs 1oz born at 216am on 10 1 11. My little man has a head full of hair and has yet to leave my arms.

Kymani? For a boy? And why are all babies born in the dead of night?

by **Riu** Sun Oct 02, 2011 12:43 am

Kymani is a bitchin' name.

by **Crooked** Sun Oct 02, 2011 12:46 am

For a car brand, maybe.

I'm just wondering who named him.

by **Riu** Sun Oct 02, 2011 12:49 am

At least it wasn't Deltrese.

by **Crooked** Sun Oct 02, 2011 12:50 am

I would have knocked myself out laughing.

by NS Mon Oct 03, 2011 6:54 pm

Crooked wrote:He's hoping that at the very least, the baby (a boy) will be born on his birthday.

The baby's gonna be born on its birthday? That's a given

See what I did there?

Crooked wrote:For a car brand, maybe.

I bursted out laughing. Congratulations, man

by **Crooked** Mon Oct 03, 2011 7:28 pm

NS wrote:
Crooked wrote:He's hoping that at the very least, the baby (a boy) will be born on his birthday.
The baby's gonna be born on its birthday? That's a given

See what I did there?

Smartass.

NS wrote:
Crooked wrote:For a car brand, maybe.
I bursted out laughing. Congratulations, man

+1 for me.

I'm just upset 'cause now he'll have to be all mature and fatherly, instead of playing video games with me on the weekends. Stupid baby. D:<

by **Crooked** Mon Oct 03, 2011 8:54 pm

New avvie. I missed Carrie. <3

by **Riu** Mon Oct 03, 2011 9:00 pm

He's a 23-year-old college drop-out who live with his grandmother, whose child's paternity was in doubt for awhile.
I highly doubt he'll get very mature just like that.

by **Crooked** Mon Oct 03, 2011 9:08 pm

I don't know, the Queen's probably harping at him to develop the necessary parental skills ASAP. (I wonder where he's going to live now.)

And I just now realized Tricia is a grandma. Who is all for engaging other elderly women in public brawls. You have to meet her soon, before she loses her edge.

by **Riu** Mon Oct 03, 2011 9:27 pm

No thank you.

by **Crooked** Mon Oct 03, 2011 9:30 pm

You're meeting her or you hate me.
Also random fact: I love washing my hands with dish soap. It feels so much nicer than regular soap.

by **Riu** Mon Oct 03, 2011 9:57 pm

It dries them out about a million times faster though.
Great for bubble blowing.

by **Crooked** Mon Oct 03, 2011 10:16 pm

I'll put lotion on them afterwards.

I miss those elementary school days I spent trying to make the largest bubble ever without it popping directly into my eyes.

by **Riu** Mon Oct 03, 2011 10:53 pm

I was amazing at that actually.

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