Re: Corrupt a wish game

by **Riu** Wed Sep 16, 2009 5:39 pm

Granted, but it would have to be really smart and then it uses its smartness to take over the world
I wish i had magic

by NS Wed Sep 30, 2009 5:51 pm

Granted but a genie comes and slaps your face for stealing it. Plus he doesn't like you.

I wish Wild Arms 2 was released in the UK 9 years ago. I really want it T_T

by **Riu** Thu Nov 05, 2009 10:09 am

Granted, but there's some kind of time paradox in there, but I'm too lazy to find out what it is

I wish I was a four-leaf Clover

by NS Sat Nov 07, 2009 7:40 pm

Granted but BWAAAAAAAHHH!

I wish FWOOOOOOARGH!

by **Ema Skye** Sun Nov 08, 2009 12:12 am

Granted but FWOOOOOOARGH is actually a monstrous monster that looks like a pile of crap and likes to rape 15 year old boys.

I wish I wasn't so spaztastic right now.

by **WunderbarPhalanges** Sun Nov 08, 2009 8:02 am

Granted, but then you become a dull and boring person forever.

I wish that I didn't have much phlegm in my nose.

by **Riu** Sun Nov 08, 2009 12:39 pm

Granted but it's on your pillow now

I wish I knew what "Bwaaaaaah" means

by **Ema Skye** Sun Nov 08, 2009 11:50 pm

Granted! But this new knowledge makes your brain melt and leak out of your ear all over the floor.

I wish Riu's brain wasn't full of carpet fuzz, I wanted to eat it.

by **Riu** Mon Nov 09, 2009 9:01 am

Granted but it tastes baaad

I wish I could sing

by **Ema Skye** Mon Nov 09, 2009 2:52 pm

Granted, but the only song you can sing isthis.

I wish I had a PSP.

by **Riu** Mon Nov 09, 2009 7:56 pm

(what song was that?)
Granted but it's broken
I wish I had breasts
...............
err....

by **Ema Skye** Mon Nov 09, 2009 10:53 pm

(there wasa link there)
Granted, but they're man boobs.

I wish my computer wasn't dying.

by **Riu** Tue Nov 10, 2009 8:50 am

(I can't go to youtube)
Granted, but it becomes a computer zombie instead, and melts your brains (~~oh, wait, computers do that anyways~~)
I wish I was a girl

by **Ema Skye** Tue Nov 10, 2009 11:18 pm

(Oh well it was Never Gonna Give You Up)
Granted, but the surgery you get to become a girl goes horribly wrong and you have your period everyday for the rest of your life! Horrible cramps included!

I wish it wasn't going to be winter soon.

by **Riu** Wed Nov 11, 2009 9:24 am

(-.-)
Granted, but instead it's winter right now
I wish I had an ice cream cone

by **Aliucon** Thu Nov 12, 2009 7:30 pm

Granted, however the ice-cream is fish-flavored and the taste is quite dreadful.
I wish I had some inspiration to write right now. x_x

by **Riu** Sat Nov 14, 2009 1:26 pm

Granted but the inspiration is to write some hot yaoi
I wish I had some pancakes

by **WunderbarPhalanges** Mon Nov 23, 2009 8:50 pm

*giggles at the Rick Roll reference*

by **Riu** Mon Dec 14, 2009 9:41 am

by NS Mon Dec 14, 2009 10:56 am

He's sung that song before hasn't he? xD

Granted but they're rubbish pancakes. Too easy.

I wish there weren't so many exams!

by **Riu** Mon Dec 14, 2009 6:12 pm

Granted but now there's only one and you failed it

I wish I didn't have acne DX (I"M SO UGGLLEEEYYY)

by NS Mon Dec 14, 2009 7:35 pm

Granted but they're replaced with scabs. Yellow scabs. That breathe fire.

I wish life was easier

by **Riu** Tue Dec 15, 2009 9:03 am

Granted, but death is much, much, much harder :D

I wish I could sing well

by **WunderbarPhalanges** Wed Dec 16, 2009 4:23 am

Granted, but instead of having a male voice... you have a female voice.

I wish this scab on my face would go away.

by **Riu** Wed Dec 16, 2009 9:16 am

(frankly I wouldn't mind, I like female songs more anyways)
Granted but it moves 'downward' *cough cough*
I wish I had more talent for writing...

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