Corrupt a wish game

Hell, if Chuck Norris can be... THEN ALIUCON DEFINITELY CAN BE.

ALIUCON > CHUCK NORRIS
BRUCE LEE > CHUCK NORRIS

:D

xD;

Granted, but now you can't breathe on land.
I wish I had more money

Granted but you get arrested for stealing other peoples' money. It had to come from somewhere!

I wish I didn't have to go for a walk in the park with my family in an hour

Granted, but stay holed up in your home all alone, it eats you.
I wish that I had more Eggos.

WunderbarPhalanges wrote:

.•°٭blinq٭°•. wrote:Granted but then you couldn't survive in Aliucon
I wish I didn't die of poisoning until now

xD This is like, destined to become an internet meme somehow.

haha that would be amazing =P

Granted but they're made of poo

I wish for a wish

Granted, but now you're out of wishes.

I wish that I wasn't tired all the time.

Granted but you run out of coffee

I wish I wasn't pregnant

Granted, but now you have a large melon in your stomach.

I wish that Aliucon would survive in me. *wink wink*

Granted but you die in the process

I wish poison died

(Whoa, that must have been epic-*shot*)

Granted, but you die with the poison.

I wish I was normal.

Granted but everybody else isn't normal so they go on a jealous rampage and kill you

I wish Heaven... AITAKUTE!!!

Granted but ....something
I wish I had never looked at page 16 of the how do you survive in aliucon thread

Granted but now you have a chance of surviving in Aliucon
I wish Wunder didn't post disgusting images there

Granted but

I wish my toe didn't hurt

Granted but the rest of your body hurts now because I beat you up for posting that picture
I wish I had a boyfriend

Granted but there HAS to be something wrong with him to go out with you ;D

I wish I had time to play more Persona

Granted, but my boyfriend and I rape you while you play it :gantclap2:
I wish you weren't so mean to my wishes

Granted :D

I wish that wish was reversed

Granted but FUCK YOU
I wish I understood what was going on in NS's sigs

Granted but you're traumatised

I wish I didn't have to go in a minute

Granted but
haha

I wish Riu was smart

Granted, but it's at the expense of your brain power. xD

I wish that I had an Eggo machine that would just spit Eggos out for me, for free.

Granted, but the machine would go haywire and never stop spitting out Eggos!

I wish I didn't have to take birth control pills.