Re: Corrupt a wish game

by **Riu** Fri Sep 11, 2009 10:22 pm

>< BIIITCH

by **Riu** Fri Sep 11, 2009 10:22 pm

I wish wunder's fiancee had a tiny dic-*SHOT*

by **WunderbarPhalanges** Fri Sep 11, 2009 10:24 pm

Nope, also not granted.

by **Riu** Fri Sep 11, 2009 10:24 pm

by **Rose_Lida** Sat Sep 12, 2009 12:52 am

Um...
Granted, but a purple elephant in a tutu riding a unicycle while juggling popcorn balls randomly destroys your house. [/randomness]

I wish I could live one year longer than I otherwise would. ^^

by **Riu** Sat Sep 12, 2009 12:57 am

Granted, you have 2 years to live XD
I wish I could juggle popcornballs

by **Rose_Lida** Sat Sep 12, 2009 12:59 am

Ouch, Riu. Ouch.

Granted, but juggling popcornballs isn't considered a useful skill, so it won't help you get a career or anything.

I wish for three wishes.

by **Riu** Sat Sep 12, 2009 1:01 am

Granted, but you can only wish that I had a huge dick Corrupt a wish game - Page 14 113623

I wish for you to make one of your 3 wishes

by **Rose_Lida** Sat Sep 12, 2009 1:08 am

Granted, but I make the wish on opposite day, so really I wish for you to have a small dick.

I wish Mom wasn't sleeping.

by **Riu** Sat Sep 12, 2009 3:41 pm

granted but then she yells at you for waking her up
I wish I lived in my own apartment

by **WunderbarPhalanges** Sat Sep 12, 2009 11:25 pm

Granted, but now you have no money.
I wish that I wasn't so lazy =D

by **Riu** Sat Sep 12, 2009 11:29 pm

Granted, but now you cant fall asleep
I wish I had another milkshake

by **WunderbarPhalanges** Sat Sep 12, 2009 11:34 pm

Granted, but all the boys in the yard don't want it.

I wish that I was free of phlegm

by **Riu** Sat Sep 12, 2009 11:36 pm

(XD)
Granted but... uhh i dont know that was weird 0_o
I wish for a cafe vanilla frapaccino

by **WunderbarPhalanges** Sat Sep 12, 2009 11:39 pm

Granted, but Bill Gates spit in it.
I want a bloody bouquet!

by **Riu** Sat Sep 12, 2009 11:40 pm

(0_o)
Granted but..... uhh, its bloody?
I wish for a pair of reeeeeeeeaaaly comfterable underwear

by **WunderbarPhalanges** Sat Sep 12, 2009 11:42 pm

by **Riu** Sat Sep 12, 2009 11:43 pm

by NS Tue Sep 15, 2009 6:19 pm

Granted but you pee in them and get itchy

I wish pee wasn't itchy...?

by **Riu** Tue Sep 15, 2009 7:14 pm

(0_o wtf.....)
Granted, but............. umm, that didn't make anysense so a hole rips through the universe :D
I wish for Japanese lightbulbs

by **WunderbarPhalanges** Tue Sep 15, 2009 10:36 pm

Uh, granted... but... um, I have no idea.

I wish to be able to travel back in time and talk to myself... WITHOUT RIPPING THE UNIVERSE.

by **Riu** Tue Sep 15, 2009 10:58 pm

granted, but yourself in the past kills herself because you scare her, so you never existedin the present
I wish that made sense

by **WunderbarPhalanges** Tue Sep 15, 2009 11:17 pm

xD
Granted, but the universe explodes.

I wish I could sleep for two days

by **Riu** Wed Sep 16, 2009 8:28 am

Granted but...... you get eaten by hungry cannibals
I wish to be a hungry cannibal

by **WunderbarPhalanges** Wed Sep 16, 2009 9:35 am

Granted, but when you eat my brain, you get infected with Kuru

I wish that iTunes would load all my CDs that need to be loaded by itself.

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