Corrupt a wish game

(really? I prefer to sing male songs...)
Granted, but you can write every genre...
'cept porn.

I wish I didn't have to work the day after Christmas.

Granted, but then you have to work on Christmas.

I wish I could go Christmas shopping with Mom soon.

(Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.)

Granted, but they store is full of many people and an evil Santa Claus who um, throws ... rotten apples at you.

I wish that... um, that my kitty Edgeworth was more social.

WunderbarPhalanges wrote:(really? I prefer to sing male songs...)
Granted, but you can write every genre...
'cept porn.

Why do you assume that would be a bad thing for me?

granted but uhh, and evil Santa Clause throws apples at it :D (ironicly I wrote a short story about an evil Santa Clause the other day.... he kicked a kid in the face xD)
I wish I had Legend of Zelda: Spirit Tracks

Nintendosaiyan wrote:Granted but they're replaced with scabs. Yellow scabs. That breathe fire.

WunderbarPhalanges wrote:I wish this scab on my face would go away.

That was a coincidence O_O Sorry!

Granted but you got scammed so it was double price

I wish my Monday was free

Granted! But you have nothing to do so you get really friggin bored.

I wish I had a Persona.

Granted but It sucks
I wish xxxHolic chapters would be released daily instead of weekly

Granted, but the creator dies from the stress of making all those new chapters so fast and then the manga ends.

I wish I could play Metal Gear Solid 4 and 5.

Granted but uhh, your face
I wish I didn't suck at this

Granted, you no longer suck at it, but you're really insanely bad at it!

I wish I could some how live in the Gintama anime.

I've played 4, it's wicked. Also, we actually do have Personas, except they're not monsters that attack xD Shadows are real too I think. The psychological kind.

Also granted but you die

I wish I had a hug

Granted but it's a hug from Melvin (go to 6:25)

I wish I was effeminite looking

You're obsessed

Granted but I don't know what that means so you look like a prick

I wish Powerpuff Girls was on for longer than half an hour

Nintendosaiyan wrote:
Granted but I don't know what that means so you look like a prick

Well, it means bishounen :P So, yeah, I look like a prick

Granted.... but you... watch powerpuff girls 0_o

I wish I could focus on studying

Powerpuff's good...

Granted but you forget it all.

I wish I didn't save over my Persona file!

Granted, but your game blows up instead xD
I wish I had a "La" sign I could wave around too...

Granted but it blows up instead

I wish I wasn't tired and I could stay up

Granted but you can never sleep
I wish my family wasn't jerks

Granted but the world explodes and time freezes because AN AMERICAN TEENAGER STOPS COMPLAINING ABOUT THEIR FAMILY :3 ^_^

I wish time on weekends didn't feel so quick

(wow....that was a kinda amazing statement)

:D

-.-
"Harsh" is still changed to amazing :P

amazing awesome

:P

Monday Morning Erection