CRACK PAIRINGS RP!

So Gant raped Olga...

((It's not rape if it's consensual, lol redundant))

.•°٭blinq٭°•. wrote:So Gant raped Olga...

Gant rapes everyone... :gantclap2:

WunderbarPhalanges wrote:((Poor Aliucon being stripped of his character...))

((Thanks for pitying me at least this moment.))

WunderbarPhalanges wrote:

.•°٭blinq٭°•. wrote:So Gant raped Olga...

Gant rapes everyone... :gantclap2:

and then he raped Micheal Jackson (...)

... I can believe it

Suddenly Ema came out of the shock she was in after Nick's death and remembered where she knew Gant from. "Ack, you're that creepy guy!" she yelled and ran out the door.
"Whoa there pal!" Gumshoe yelled as he stormed in the door 10 minutes later. "We got a call from some girl yelling about a science, and a murder, I was sent to check it out."
At that moment Gumshoe noticed Gant standing there. Gumshoe stood there for a moment before saying "That's a really bright orange shirt you got there pal, I think I've seen it somwhere before."

".................................................................................................."
Gumshoe was freakouted at this strange god-man, so he left

Gant sulked for a moment about the lost conquest of Ema... then turned to Gumshoe, "Oh, it's a very popular shade and style."

WunderbarPhalanges wrote:Gant sulked for a moment about the lost conquest of Ema... then turned to Gumshoe, "Oh, it's a very popular shade and style."

((I thought gumshoe has already left))

((It's erratic in here.))

((Gumshoes atays because I said so!))

"Hey I got my badge back!" Phoenix announced as he walked in to the borscht bowl.
"You're supposed to be dead pal!" Gumshoe said and then fainted.
Seeing this new opportunity, Gant said "Don't worry I'll take care of him," and walked of to... somewhere with the passed out Gumshoe.

Gant grinned evilly down at Gumshoe with that raep smile on his face.

"That was odd," Phoenix said to himself, when he noticed a charred body dressed in his old hobo clothes. He looked at the face to see it was Klavier dressed in his old clothes. ((MUWAHAHAHAHA!!! HE'S DEAD!!!))

((... *sniffle*))

Gant glances at the formerly handsome burned body and drags it into a room.

Ema and Maya walked into the Borscht bowl, "Oh poor Nick!" Maya wailed and then asked Ema if they served burgers here.

Gant returns with the now even more mangled body of Klavier. He claps enthusiastically and goes and sits at his table with his borscht.

((Buwahaha!!!))
Gumshoe walked out of the bathroom and said, "Whoa pal, that was a really bad nightmare this god-like guy*mutters to himself*"

Gant grins evilly as he eats his borscht.

((*officially wants to write Gumshoe/Gant/Klavier smut*))

Riu wrote:((*officially wants to write Gumshoe/Gant/Klavier smut*))

((Make it then.
Most of my fics probably won't be smut.
Don't cry too hard.))

Riu wrote:((*officially wants to write Gumshoe/Gant/Klavier smut*))

I guess someone ate your brain

.•°٭blinq٭°•. wrote:

Riu wrote:((*officially wants to write Gumshoe/Gant/Klavier smut*))

I guess someone ate your brain

Yeah...

((lol, it was a joke, Gumshoe/Kalvie maybe))