Crack Game (teehee)
+2
Aliucon
WunderbarPhalanges
6 posters
Page 1 of 2
Page 1 of 2 • 1, 2 
Crack Game (teehee)
by WunderbarPhalanges Tue Dec 30, 2008 8:15 am
Crack crack crack.
Buwha, I worry about my mind sometimes.
... I swear I'm not on anything. >>
As a side note, we could make this into a game. Coming up with whacky crack pairings and writing short little stories for them or coming up with pairings and being all, "Hey, someone write this." Or both.
If you wanna be smutty, at least warn us that it shall be.
Buwha, I worry about my mind sometimes.
- Spoiler:
Ema had just turned him down for the umpteenth time. It frustrated him to no end. Usually, he could get any woman he wanted. But Ema, Ema simply wouldn't bite.
"Why so seeeerious?" a voice said and he jumped in fright.
An old clown was grinning at him like a stupid child and in the absurdity of it all, Klavier had to grin at least a little.
"I'm Moe the Clown," the clown laughed at his introduction, causing Klavier to wonder what was so hilarious.
"Um, I'm Klavier... Klavier Gavin."
"More like Sexy Gavin!"
Klavier was silent for a moment as he started at the odd clown in shock.
"I love you!"
Klavier continued staring and was taken aback when the clown kissed him with his clowny lips of doom.
"Marry me!"
Klavier was silent for a moment, but then he gave his reply, "I HAVE WAITED MY ENTIRE LIFE FOR YOU."
And with that, they skipped off into the sunset.
... I swear I'm not on anything. >>
As a side note, we could make this into a game. Coming up with whacky crack pairings and writing short little stories for them or coming up with pairings and being all, "Hey, someone write this." Or both.
If you wanna be smutty, at least warn us that it shall be.
Last edited by WunderbarPhalanges on Tue Dec 30, 2008 7:03 pm; edited 3 times in total
WunderbarPhalanges- Admin
-
Number of posts : 13854
Age : 37
Registration date : 2008-12-13 -
Re: Crack Game (teehee)
by Aliucon Tue Dec 30, 2008 8:18 am
WunderbarPhalanges wrote:... I swear I'm not on anything. >>
Are you sure? o-o
Nevertheless, it was funny. XD
Aliucon- Admin
-
Number of posts : 5591
Age : 33
Location : Evading several spellcards
Registration date : 2008-12-13
Re: Crack Game (teehee)
by WunderbarPhalanges Tue Dec 30, 2008 8:21 am
Aliucon wrote:WunderbarPhalanges wrote:... I swear I'm not on anything. >>
Are you sure? o-o
Nevertheless, it was funny. XD
Yes, yes, I'm sure!
... well, except maybe some form of natural crack.
Buwha, this would make a fun game...
Come up with total crack pairings and write a short little story for it. *changes title of thread*
Hehehe, that sounds so wrong.
WunderbarPhalanges- Admin
- Number of posts : 13854
Age : 37
Registration date : 2008-12-13 -
Re: Crack Game (teehee)
by Aliucon Tue Dec 30, 2008 8:26 am
Ah, it's less "wrong" than you could think, I guess.
...I had an idea of a crack pairing. XD
I'll see if I post before long.
...I had an idea of a crack pairing. XD
I'll see if I post before long.
Aliucon- Admin
- Number of posts : 5591
Age : 33
Location : Evading several spellcards
Registration date : 2008-12-13
Re: Crack Game (teehee)
by WunderbarPhalanges Tue Dec 30, 2008 8:30 am
I'm still worried to know where my idea came from... o_o
Oh well.
Oh well.
WunderbarPhalanges- Admin
- Number of posts : 13854
Age : 37
Registration date : 2008-12-13 -
Re: Crack Game (teehee)
by Aliucon Tue Dec 30, 2008 8:46 am
I got it.
- Spoiler:
- "Dr Hotti...", the nurse's voice echoed through the empty operation room, "A new patient just arrived. Dr. Vaughn was supposed to perform the operation but...he decided to pass it up to you..."
Hotti stood up, excited. Vaughn, yes, he was a nice guy, yes...there were this two times he had sent him babes of untold beauty, yes...he operated, yes, he did...
"Hum...Dr. Hotti?", the nurse tried again, since Hotti seemed like he was daydreaming with something.
"Oh, yes, it's nothing, yes...", he tried to sound natural, though his natural was quite bogus to begin with. "Bring the patient to me, yes...and be sure to close the door, hmm, yes...I want to operate alone, hmm..."
The nurse seemed concerned about something, but she obediently went to get the patient to him. Right outside, there was the patient, sat in a somewhat confortable sofa. The nurse sighed.
"The doctor is in the room 9. For some reason, he wants to operate you alone."
"..."
"Well...good luck and..."
"..................................................."
"Erm...excus--"
The patient then loudly clapped hands.
"Hahaha! Of course, Nursy, I guess it's my lucky day! I'll be going there right away."
The nurse sighed. Those guys were really strange...
Aliucon- Admin
- Number of posts : 5591
Age : 33
Location : Evading several spellcards
Registration date : 2008-12-13
Re: Crack Game (teehee)
by WunderbarPhalanges Tue Dec 30, 2008 8:54 am
Aliucon wrote:I got it.
- Spoiler:
Hotti stood up, excited. Vaughn, yes, he was a nice guy, yes...there were this two times he had sent him babes of untold beauty, yes...he operated, yes, he did...
"Hum...Dr. Hotti?", the nurse tried again, since Hotti seemed like he was daydreaming with something.
"Oh, yes, it's nothing, yes...", he tried to sound natural, though his natural was quite bogus to begin with. "Bring the patient to me, yes...and be sure to close the door, hmm, yes...I want to operate alone, hmm..."
The nurse seemed concerned about something, but she obediently went to get the patient to him. Right outside, there was the patient, sat in a somewhat confortable sofa. The nurse sighed.
"The doctor is in the room 9. For some reason, he wants to operate you alone."
"..."
"Well...good luck and..."
"..................................................."
"Erm...excus--"
The patient then loudly clapped hands.
"Hahaha! Of course, Nursy, I guess it's my lucky day! I'll be going there right away."
The nurse sighed. Those guys were really strange...
Buwhahahaha. x_x
WunderbarPhalanges- Admin
- Number of posts : 13854
Age : 37
Registration date : 2008-12-13 -
Re: Crack Game (teehee)
by Aliucon Tue Dec 30, 2008 8:58 am
A little disturbing, but nothing you can't get over, right? XD
Aliucon- Admin
- Number of posts : 5591
Age : 33
Location : Evading several spellcards
Registration date : 2008-12-13
Re: Crack Game (teehee)
by WunderbarPhalanges Tue Dec 30, 2008 8:59 am
The more disturbing, the crackier. =D
WunderbarPhalanges- Admin
- Number of posts : 13854
Age : 37
Registration date : 2008-12-13 -
Ema Skye- Admin
- Number of posts : 6176
Age : 32
Location : Hogwarts
Registration date : 2008-12-14
WunderbarPhalanges- Admin
- Number of posts : 13854
Age : 37
Registration date : 2008-12-13 -
Re: Crack Game (teehee)
by Riu Tue Dec 30, 2008 7:01 pm
0_o
Okay, I guess I'll contribute....
Okay, I guess I'll contribute....
- Spoiler:
oh, wait, you said non smutty, nevermind
Riu- Admin
- Number of posts : 15204
Age : 29
Location : My car WOOO
Registration date : 2008-12-14
Re: Crack Game (teehee)
by WunderbarPhalanges Tue Dec 30, 2008 7:02 pm
Riu wrote:0_o
Okay, I guess I'll contribute....
- Spoiler:
oh, wait, you said non smutty, nevermind
Buwhahahahaha.
Seriously, are you incapable of writing non-smut?
See, it's very easy... watch:
- Spoiler:
Luke was lonely.
Sad and lonely.
And he had a long nose.
Poor Luke.
Then along came Pinocchio, who danced and sang about having no strings.
Though he wasn't a real boy... he had a long nose too at times...
Think of the things they could do together with those noses...
^ see, PG-13 at most.
WunderbarPhalanges- Admin
- Number of posts : 13854
Age : 37
Registration date : 2008-12-13 -
Re: Crack Game (teehee)
by Riu Tue Dec 30, 2008 7:09 pm
Ookay,
- Spoiler:
- "Wow! This is the po-lice office?" The little girl wearing a strange costume said. "You got it, pal!" chuckled the large detective, "Stay here I have work to do."
Soon after he left, a man wearing a weird orange suit came up.
"Hello, who are you? I'm Pearl Fey!" The little girl asked
"...................."
"Um, why aren't you answering?"
"...........................
Hohoho!" The man laughed and clapped, "Why don't you come into my office, little girl............."
Riu- Admin
- Number of posts : 15204
Age : 29
Location : My car WOOO
Registration date : 2008-12-14
Re: Crack Game (teehee)
by WunderbarPhalanges Tue Dec 30, 2008 7:15 pm
Riu wrote:Ookay,
- Spoiler:
Soon after he left, a man wearing a weird orange suit came up.
"Hello, who are you? I'm Pearl Fey!" The little girl asked
"...................."
"Um, why aren't you answering?"
"...........................
Hohoho!" The man laughed and clapped, "Why don't you come into my office, little girl............."
He strikes again...
HE STRRRIIIIKES AAAAAGAIN.
WunderbarPhalanges- Admin
- Number of posts : 13854
Age : 37
Registration date : 2008-12-13 -
Riu- Admin
- Number of posts : 15204
Age : 29
Location : My car WOOO
Registration date : 2008-12-14
Re: Crack Game (teehee)
by Aliucon Tue Dec 30, 2008 7:46 pm
That one was...disturbing.
Even more than mine. x_____x
Poor Pearl...
Even more than mine. x_____x
Poor Pearl...
Aliucon- Admin
- Number of posts : 5591
Age : 33
Location : Evading several spellcards
Registration date : 2008-12-13
Riu- Admin
- Number of posts : 15204
Age : 29
Location : My car WOOO
Registration date : 2008-12-14
Re: Crack Game (teehee)
by Aliucon Tue Dec 30, 2008 7:59 pm
You know a perfect gal for Gant? Morgan.
... o.o
... o.o
Aliucon- Admin
- Number of posts : 5591
Age : 33
Location : Evading several spellcards
Registration date : 2008-12-13
Riu- Admin
- Number of posts : 15204
Age : 29
Location : My car WOOO
Registration date : 2008-12-14
Re: Crack Game (teehee)
by Aliucon Tue Dec 30, 2008 9:39 pm
I need to write something about some other pairings...but I'll wait until my mind gets twisted enough. XD
Aliucon- Admin
- Number of posts : 5591
Age : 33
Location : Evading several spellcards
Registration date : 2008-12-13
Re: Crack Game (teehee)
by WunderbarPhalanges Tue Dec 30, 2008 10:55 pm
Aliucon wrote:You know a perfect gal for Gant? Morgan.
... o.o
>> I can see that, actually...
WunderbarPhalanges- Admin
- Number of posts : 13854
Age : 37
Registration date : 2008-12-13 -
Riu- Admin
- Number of posts : 15204
Age : 29
Location : My car WOOO
Registration date : 2008-12-14
Re: Crack Game (teehee)
by hippietree Wed Dec 31, 2008 12:49 am
*bursts out laughing*
... Was that out loud?
... Was that out loud?
hippietree- Professional Hugger
- Number of posts : 590
Age : 29
Registration date : 2008-12-14
Re: Crack Game (teehee)
by Riu Sat Jan 31, 2009 8:01 pm
BE REVIVED DEAD THREAD!!
- Spoiler:
- Trilo was lonely, sure he had Ben, but what good was he? Trilo spend every saturday night with Ben, practicing their rountine over and over. Not once did he get to go out, but then one day he was reading the newspaper. In an article about a mass murderer who makes people "play" his sick "games", Trilo spotted a photo of a puppet! It was beautifal, the red spirals on its cheeks, the strange grin, trilo knew he had found his soul mate
Riu- Admin
- Number of posts : 15204
Age : 29
Location : My car WOOO
Registration date : 2008-12-14
Page 1 of 2 • 1, 2
Similar topicsPage 1 of 2
Permissions in this forum:
You cannot reply to topics in this forum