CRACK PAIRINGS RP!

Gant flashed a frightening dazzling smile towards the Russian waitress. "My dear, it was my pleasure. Would you like to see more of my pleasure that I can share...?" he added under his breath.

"Huh...?"
She didn't hear that well, but she wasn't really caring, suddently drunken with the power of that frightnening smile.
"Me...guess so...?", she added, a little out of herself.

Gant smiled that horrifying striking smile once more. "Do you think mi dear, that you could get me some hot borscht as well?"

"D-Dah, mister, I get you some borscht right away..."
As Olga walked away, she got even more confused, for she didn't know exactly what was happening to her.
"Hey, Olga, borscht for table 1337, right?"
"Dah, sir. Just a minute...me need to go to bathroom..."
She made haste to the woman's bathroom, took out her pink gloves and washed her face a little. She wouldn't be able to fake who she really was if that kept up. Then again, it was a client, and she herself would need to serve him what he wanted, until he went away...but everytime she was getting close to that man, his freaking godly aura seemed to engulf her in some sort of daze...
"Well, it's not gonna happen again! I'm the infamous 'Quick Fingers Olga', I can't get weak in front of any random man that appears! I'll have to be a little tougher from now on..."
She took some time pulling herself together in the bathroom.

((Go Mask*DeMask! He's hilarious!

((Dang, I thought that hippietree should play Hobo Phoenix, but he's gone? o.o))

Should I?))

((If you would like to, then by all means, go ahead. XD))

((But maybe this RP is too crazy for your liking? ))

((It is a bit crazy, isn't it? o-o))

((A...bit? XD))

((It's already pretty insane...but hell, it's the best RP created in T.H.U.G. 'till now, comparatively speaking. XD))

((Heeeey. CSI! ... okay, that's kind of for a selective group of people, though...))

Gant took a sip of his vodka, watching the waitress's retreating body with a raep-type grin.

((Well, CSI is certainly for a selective group, but it's cool too...the second best, maybe. Unless you decide to create a more consistent RP that envolves us all, like Cardo? [But his is a little stopped, mainly, because Cardo isn't here...]))

Finally getting ready, and trying to look a little tougher herself, she brought to the orange man the asked hot borscht.
"Here it is, mister...hot borscht."
She gently placed the borscht over the table, near the man.

Gant smiled at the waitress and put his hand upon her arm, "Thank you, my dear... what was your name, again?" he flashed his pedophiliac brilliant smile at her.

She first felt the urge to withdraw her hand back to herself, but something in that man's smile made her stand still.
"M-Me name is Olga Orly...", it was all she managed to say.

((It worries me that this entertains me so much...))

Gant flashed his rapist brilliant smile at her again. "Olga Orly, what a gorgeous name. I am Damon Gant, at your service... my dear."

Then Dessie interrupped their conversation, "YOU KILLED MY HUSBAND!!! ....................... THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!!"

Gant eyed the new woman. "It is a tragedy about your husband... but I am not responsible for his death... in time, you shall move on."

"Damon...Gant?"

Olga then noticed the newcomer and looked at her too.

"Me sorry for you husband, dah...I go get you some borscht too..."

She made haste to the kitchen, in order to bring the woman some borscht for her to celebrate withstand the bad news better.

Gant watched the Russian woman's retreating figure, licking his lips as he did. He turned his attentions to Desireé. "My dear, whatever I can do to help you... just let me know."

"I WANT SEX!!!" SHe shouted

((*facepalm*))

Gant stared at the woman in shock for a moment. "My dear, I'd be happy to oblige."

Suddenly just as Gant and Dessie were undressing Olga bursts out of the kitchen!
"NO! DON'T THAT'S NOT DESIIE!" She shouted, then took off "Dessies" mask revealing MICHEAL JACKSON!!

((*facepalm.....*))

((edited earlier post))

((Poor Aliucon being stripped of his character...))

Gant raised an eyebrow and contemplated.

"I LEIK CHILDREN MORE!!!" Jackson shouted and ran out

((.......... *facepalm*))