Re: Omegle

by **Ema Skye** Tue Oct 04, 2011 5:39 pm

I really should start keeping a tally of how many times you guys rape NS.

by NS Tue Oct 04, 2011 7:46 pm

How do they survive in NS?

by **Crooked** Tue Oct 04, 2011 8:24 pm

NS wrote:How do they survive in NS?

By entering him nice and slow.

by **Riu** Tue Oct 04, 2011 8:52 pm

Lots of lube.
Lots and lots of lube.

~~I am now picturing NS being DP'd~~

by **Crooked** Tue Oct 04, 2011 9:00 pm

Riu wrote:Lots of lube.
Lots and lots of lube.

~~I am now picturing NS being DP'd~~

Fixed. <3

by **Ema Skye** Wed Oct 05, 2011 1:07 am

Oh my

by **Riu** Wed Oct 05, 2011 7:57 am

Like you weren't thinking it too!

by NS Wed Oct 05, 2011 1:33 pm

...What is DP'd?

Do I want to know?

by **Crooked** Wed Oct 05, 2011 2:39 pm

NS wrote:...What is DP'd?

Do I want to know?

I just looked it up. It's better if you close your eyes.

by **Ema Skye** Wed Oct 05, 2011 3:26 pm

Yeah, you don't want to know NS.

by NS Wed Oct 05, 2011 4:38 pm

...Okay

O_O *Locks doors*

by NS Wed Oct 05, 2011 4:38 pm

*Locks fridge* My food

by **Crooked** Wed Oct 05, 2011 4:44 pm

Windows? I have this really neat window-shattering keychain tool.

...

Even though I could just use a brick. But whatever.

by NS Wed Oct 05, 2011 6:16 pm

Or your dick

by **Crooked** Wed Oct 05, 2011 6:23 pm

You'd like that, wouldn't you.

by **Riu** Wed Oct 05, 2011 9:43 pm

NS wrote:...What is DP'd?

Do I want to know?

Double Penetrated.
As in two cocks shoved in your ass at once.

by **Crooked** Wed Oct 05, 2011 9:48 pm

Yeah. Riu's got that covered, seeing how he has two dicks. And a vagina. I think NS likes vaginas. So it all works out perfectly-ish.

by **Riu** Wed Oct 05, 2011 10:25 pm

I have no vagina.
Or second cock.

by **Ema Skye** Thu Oct 06, 2011 10:49 pm

Well that's good to know for NS's sake.

by NS Sat Oct 15, 2011 6:36 am

Am I the rape victim of Turnabout HUG or something?

by **Crooked** Sat Oct 15, 2011 7:30 am

NS wrote:Am I the rape victim of Turnabout HUG or something?

Someone should make you a banner so that it's official.

by NS Sat Oct 15, 2011 10:29 am

NO BECAUSE THAT WOULD ENCOURAGE MORE OF IT AND THAT'S NEVER GOOD

by **Riu** Sat Dec 31, 2011 4:04 pm

Question to discuss:
role play: one of you is a violent and drugaddicted boy the other one his girlfriend who wants to help him to fight his addiction
Stranger: I MUST TAKE IT
Stranger: GIVE IT TO ME
You: I can't see my self as an addict or a woman.
You: Can I be his concerned boyfriend?
Stranger: I DONT WANT TO HIT YOU!
You: If I give you 2 doses of elephant tranqs will you shut up and let me bang you?
Stranger: okay baby :D
Stranger: *takes it*
Stranger: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Stranger: *passes out*
You: Yeeeaaaah.
You: *takes your wallet and leaves*
You have disconnected.

by **Riu** Sat Dec 31, 2011 4:21 pm

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Question to discuss:
what do you think of lesbian sex?
You: I don't
Stranger: its sexi
Stranger: im a lesbian
Stranger: ilike 2 fuck girls
You: I'm not a woman, nor a pervert, so I generally don't think much on lesbian sex.
Stranger: lolllllllllllllll
Stranger: lollllllll
Stranger: lollllllll
Stranger: lolllllllllllllllllllll
Stranger: lool
You: I think lesbians are perfectly acceptable members of society though. Barring the one I'm talking to though.
Stranger: lollll
Stranger: lolll
You have disconnected.

by NS Sun Jan 01, 2012 12:14 pm

That last person is weird lolllll

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