Omegle

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Question to discuss:
What is the closest star to the earth
You: The Sun
You: :/
Stranger: haha really?
You: ...Yes...
You: Please don't tell me you didn't know that.
Stranger: oh okay...
You: That's like.... 6th grade science.
Stranger: i didn't pay much attention then though
You: I weep for the future of humanity.
You have disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Question to discuss:
What's a fire and why does it...oh what's the word....burn?
You: When's it my turn?
You: WOULDN'T I LOVE
Stranger: becuase of a chemical exothermic reaction
You: LOVE TO EXPLORE THAT SHORE UP ABOVE
You: OUT OF THE SEA
You: WISH I COULD BE
You: PART OF THAT
You: WOOOOOOOOORRRRRLD
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Both of those are brilliant. I love how bitchy you are in most of them.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Question to discuss:
Colors that end in "urple"
You: purple
Stranger: murple
You: shlurple
Stranger: glurple
You: MAUVE
You have disconnected.

Ahahah you troll

Haha that's all amazing, but the dinosaur is brilliant XD

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hiii
You: Hi
Stranger: asl?
You: Yes
Stranger: oh okay.
You: Wondrous.
Stranger: thanks.
You: You're most welcome.
Stranger: but seriously.
Stranger: asl?
You: I just told you, Yes.
Stranger: no no, what are they? not do you have them?
You: "Asl" are letters of the alphabet. The modern English alphabet originated from the Phoenician alphabet. Does this help?
Stranger: okay, let me ask normally.
Stranger: how old are you, are you a dude or a chick, and where the hell you live?
You: Those are rather creepy questions to be asking a stranger over the internet.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Question to discuss:
Knock knock who's there? next thing you know your pregnant regardless whether your a boy or a girl.... what the frying pan are you going to do
You: My pregnant what?
You: Also, you'RE missing a question mark.
Stranger: Nice! Spell fail, faggot!!
You: F-A-I-L.
You: There, I spelled it for you.
Stranger: I was referring to the asked of the question, of course
Stranger: Asker
You: "Spell fail" can only be interpreted as a complete sentence if it is a command. Otherwise it's a fragment.

Riu wrote:You: Those are rather creepy questions to be asking a stranger over the internet.

Look who's talking.

You're terrible to other people.

Oh goodness. I'm having the longest, most fun one ever right now!

"That's what she said" jokes aside, I'm glad you're enjoying yourself.

This is it thus far:"


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi lemme see ya cawkk
Stranger: jk
You: I didn't understand a word after "hi".
Stranger: l0lzzzZZ
Stranger: oh ok do you not speak english
Stranger: sound it out stupid
You: I do, but I question whether you do or not.
Stranger: clearly i do
Stranger: im speaking it
You: Oh, I apologize. "See" was spelled correctly as well.
Stranger: yeah im not retarded
You: There are no less than 24 grammatical mistakes in what you've said thus far.
You: You may want to rethink that statement.
Stranger: k thats because i have swag unlike you, trying to act like the fucking grammar police or something jesus chill the fuck out
You: Wow. That must have bumped the count up to at least 30.
Stranger: oh wow you're wicked cool
You: 31 actually.
Stranger: go be a fucking teacher or something
You: 36 now.
You: Let's see how high it goes!
Stranger: let's see how much more bitchier you can get!
Stranger: FUN GAME
You: I'm impressed you got "you
You: **"you're" right actually.
You: I apologize for that, I hit enter too early.
Stranger: Yeah I'm not fucking retarded I know proper English I just don't always use it.
You: 39 now. I'm assuming the caps lock on "FUN GAME" was for emphasis, so I didn't count that as one. You're welcome.
Stranger: Suck my dick
You: 43. now
You: 43 now.
You: Sorry.
Stranger: ok I understood you the first time
You: (Even that sentence where you tried to use "Proper" English was dramatically wrong in punctuation.)
You: 46.
You: You put 3 independent clauses all right next to each other with absolutely no punctuation in-between.
Stranger: that's cool because I wasn't trying in the sentence I was just telling you. Haha but okay take off some more points, I don't give a fuck.
Stranger: If I wanted a grammar lesson I'd be in school right now
You: 50. I think. The grammar of "because I wasn't trying in the sentence I was just telling you" is iffy.
You: That last one was right! Only you didn't punctuate.
You: 51.
You: Also, I think you were trying to use proper grammar in that one sentence, as it was the first time you actually put an apostrophe in "I'm."
Stranger: You're a bitch, but I bet that's not the first time you've heard that one!
You: That was right!
You: Good job!
You: See? You can learn.
You: It isn't the first time. I take bitch as a compliment though~!
Stranger: You don't even type perfect either, haha. You've made a couple mistakes in this conversation too.
You: I'm sure I have.
Stranger: And like I said I've known proper English all along
You: 52. **PerfectLY.
You: 53.
You: You were doing so well...
Stranger: Shitty.
You: That's a fragment. 54.
Stranger: goo meee almost to 100
You: 58. You're barely over half-way.
Stranger: half way is 50, and i'm gonna be over 60 after i enter this sentance, which is clearly half way ahhaha retard
You: 64. I fail to see what part of that makes me slow. 58 most certainly qualifies as "barely over half-way" and when you said that you're almost to 100 you were only at 54.
Stranger: which is still over 50
You: Hence my usage of "barely over" rather than "You're only half-way." 66.
You: 67 actually.
Stranger: ok whatever you sayy
Stranger: 70?
You: 71.
You: "Ok" isn't a word. It's an abbreviation for "okay." The proper way to write the abbreviation is "O.K."
Stranger: O.K.
You: Good.
Stranger: Good isn't a complete sentence.
Stranger: "Good"**
You: Oooh, and so the apprentice becomes the master.
Stranger: "Oooh" is not a word.
You: Onomatopoeia qualifies in my opinion. "Good" was used as an interjection, and therefore it can stand on its own and have a period.
Stranger: Well your opinion is wrong.
You: Not grammatically incorrect, but certainly logically so.
You: By the way, are you as entertained by this as I am, or are you actually really pissed?
Stranger: A little bit of both.
You: 72. That's not a complete sentence.
You: Oh god, I am such a bitch aren't I?
Stranger: si
Stranger: just me switching to spanish
You: Tú hablas español?
Stranger: hahaha omg I can never win
You: Oh, y setenta y cinco.
You: Ahora, setenta y ocho.
Stranger: Chuparme la polla
You: *ChupAme la polla. Informal commands in Spanish conjugate to third person singular; you left it in the infinitive form. 79.
Stranger: Oh amigo bien.
You: *Bueno. Bien es un adverbio, y bueno es un adjectivo. Ochenta. VEINTE MÁS!
Stranger: Parli italiano?
You: I'm afraid not.

It's nice seeing your bitchiness in action. With someone else.

Fuck
I accidentally disconnected.

I was laughing so hard reading through that whole thing, hahahahahaha XD

You're really good at English by the way, keep it up

Riu's flirting with a girl now. A bi girl. Eat your heart out, NS.

XDDDD

AND SHE'S ENGLISH

SO SHE'S IN YOUR AREA

WHOEVER SHE IS SHE SOUNDS COOL

OH SORRY. THE SERVER GOT DISCONNECTED OR SOMETHING AND THE CONVERSATION WAS SHUT OFF
I GUESS YOU'LL NEVER KNOW WHO SHE IS.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Meh she was probably on the other side of the country anyway

Oh well. Sucks for her.

At least you have us. :]

Yep. Except I'm going to bed after a couple of songs.

Alone.

Strumpet.

I'm just guessing here. Does that stand for sex trumpet?

I don't even want to know *steps away from you and Riu*