Omegle
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Re: Omegle
It was an insult actually.
. . .
And your second post cracked me up.
. . .
And your second post cracked me up.
Crooked- Professional Hugger
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Re: Omegle
Thought it'd be a good addition. Goodnight!
NS- God of Hugs
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Re: Omegle
Totally got a gay 23-year-old married man from Sweden. He sounds like he popped out of a romantic comedy. This is one of the best conversations I've had, by Omegle's standards.
Yes, he did most of the talking.
WARNING: the fluffiest fluff to have ever been fluffed. I was probably trolled, but laskjdflasdkjfasdf I don't even know. The hopeless romantic within me was D'awwing too much for me to care.
Also this conversation is very long.
Yes, he did most of the talking.
WARNING: the fluffiest fluff to have ever been fluffed. I was probably trolled, but laskjdflasdkjfasdf I don't even know. The hopeless romantic within me was D'awwing too much for me to care.
Also this conversation is very long.
- Spoiler:
- You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello
Stranger: this place sucks
You: doesn't it
Stranger: its boring
Stranger: and ppl close my window
You: thats too bad
Stranger: hehe
Stranger: u must be british
You: Nope.
You: American.
Stranger: cool
Stranger: :D
You: Nice try.
Stranger: how old are u
Stranger: american-human?
You: 16.
Stranger: i am 23
You: In human years.
Stranger: i am 23 in swedish years
You: That's nice.
Stranger: i am swede
Stranger: im erik
Stranger: and u?
You: Crooked
Stranger: u are crooked?
Stranger: hehe
You: Yep.
Stranger: hahaha nice name
You: Thanks. I like it too.
Stranger: ur last name is Crippled?
Stranger: :D
You: Nope
You: That would sound weird.
Stranger: Crooked Cripple like american cereal
Stranger: :D
Stranger: ok ok
You: Nobody would eat a cereal like that.
Stranger: so u belong to a gang?
Stranger: :D
You: No, no gangs here.
Stranger: oh why
Stranger: all american high schooools
You: They're mostly in cities.
Stranger: i wanna be in an american high school and be a jock
Stranger: and prank the nerds
Stranger: :)
You: I don't think jocks actually do that.
You: Well, sometimes they do.
Stranger: i play soccer
Stranger: i can prank the nerds
You: Are there no swedish jocks?
Stranger: yeah yeah
Stranger: i am sporty
Stranger: but i am already 23 and married
Stranger: so haha i wont go to
You: Oh, that's nice.
Stranger: high school
Stranger: i married a NERD
Stranger: lol
Stranger: :)
You: Would you prank her?
Stranger: him*
Stranger: i used to
Stranger: prank him
You: All in good fun.
Stranger: haha
Stranger: i was popular and soccer player
Stranger: and he was a nerd from sciencie class
You: Lucky him.
Stranger: haha
Stranger: nah
Stranger: both lucky
Stranger: i guess
You: Lol, that's sweet.
Stranger: :)
You: Sounds like you have quite the life.
Stranger: crooked is male or female?
You: Male
Stranger: cool
Stranger: well
Stranger: its ok
Stranger: i am translator
You: Oh, cool.
You: How many languages?
Stranger: 5
You: Nice.
Stranger: haha
Stranger: wanna learn some?
Stranger: languages?
You: I'm going for Japanese right now.
Stranger: oh cool
Stranger: my best friend
Stranger: is a japanese teacher
You: Lucky
Stranger: mm seems like u dont enjoy life there?
Stranger: :S
You: No, I do.
Stranger: oh cool
Stranger: dating and stuff?
Stranger: :P
You: Ha, not really.
You: I'm too busy drowning in work.
Stranger: dating is cool!
Stranger: :O amazing
You: It looks cool.
Stranger: have u been on a date?ç
Stranger: dance at school
You: No. D:
You: There was a dance once, but everybody got sick.
Stranger: hahaha
You: And half the classes were empty for the rest of the week.
Stranger: u like girls or guys?
You: Guys
You: Hence "Crooked"
You: :P
Stranger: ?
Stranger: i dont get that
You: Crooked can mean "not straight"
Stranger: oh yeah but
Stranger: not in that sense
Stranger: i would say
Stranger: hehe
You: That's the fun of it.
Stranger: well
Stranger: one day
Stranger: one guy will ask u out :d
Stranger: to the dance
Stranger: :P
You: Psh, optimism. I'll have none of it.
Stranger: one of those
Stranger: football players
Stranger: :P
You: We'll see.
Stranger: no, those are dumb... i was dumb
You: Really.
You: You don't seem dumb.
Stranger: not now
Stranger: but back then
Stranger: i just fell in love
Stranger: with a nerd
Stranger: lol
Stranger: but i was mean
You: Ugh, I'm such a cold-hearted asshole and you're making me squee.
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: u are cold hearted
Stranger: oh
You: Not too much.
Stranger: :)
Stranger: dating sometimes
Stranger: is boring
Stranger: cause when u just want sex and they talk and talk
Stranger: lol
Stranger: its bad
You: Oh wow.
Stranger: but when u meet the right person
Stranger: and u prank him and then rescue him
Stranger: lol
You: That seems to have worked wonders for you.
Stranger: :O i had to bag
Stranger: beg*
Stranger: haha
Stranger: its hard to be gay where u live?
You: I don't really know.
You: My friends and family are fine with it.
Stranger: cool
Stranger: are u
Stranger: mmm
Stranger: femenine?
You: Not at all.
Stranger: nice
Stranger: that will get u lots of guys
You: Sure it will. xD
Stranger: hahha
Stranger: yeah yeah
Stranger: be a soccer player and be gay too
Stranger: thats hard
You: I bet it is.
You: Good thing I don't do sports. B)
Stranger: but my mates where ok cause i would kick their asses
Stranger: lol
You: At least you had that over them.
Stranger: were ok*
Stranger: yeah yeah
Stranger: only bad thing was
Stranger: GIRLS
You: EW GET THEM AWAY
Stranger: they are so mmmm pushy
You: Girls are awesome as friends though.
Stranger: girls are very
Stranger: mmmm
Stranger: insistent
You: Sometimes.
Stranger: they dont understand
Stranger: and "fall" in love
Stranger: so u have to break their hears
Stranger: ts*
Stranger: but its ok i guess
You: They shouldn't take it personally.
Stranger: they get depressed
Stranger: and bla bla girly
Stranger: and bla bla gay stuff feelings
You: Did you have any girl friends?
Stranger: friends
Stranger: yeah
You: Yeah.
Stranger: i have
Stranger: but
Stranger: they wouldnt drink as much
Stranger: and burp and puke
Stranger: lol
Stranger: so not many
You: Right, 'cause that's what matters. :P
Stranger: hhahaa
Stranger: u know
Stranger: guys stuff
Stranger: ok, my husband doesnt like burps
Stranger: lol
Stranger: but its ok
You: Burps? That's not so bad.
Stranger: i think its COOL
You: Well maybe not "cool."
Stranger: hahaha and u can say words
You: Tolerable.
Stranger: when u burp
You: Yeah, most guys do that.
Stranger: hell ya
Stranger: :D
Stranger: well i am some normal guy
Stranger: mmm regular burp-guy
Stranger: so
Stranger: girls wanna shop
You: Shopping is fun, when it's for video games.
Stranger: yeah!!
Stranger: need for speed
Stranger: my husband is chemist
Stranger: he is nerdy
Stranger: still nerd
You: Figures.
You: Do you do anything besides translating?
Stranger: i am soccer trainer
Stranger: and i sometimes teach german
You: Wow. You both pretty much stayed your path.
Stranger: kinda yeah
Stranger: but i went to translation school
Stranger: didnt stay as JOCK
Stranger: lol
You: Now you're coaching Little Jocks.
Stranger: i am just 23 not OLD
Stranger: hahaha but they wont prank on gay nerds
Stranger: lol
You: You sure about that?
Stranger: mmm
Stranger: no
You: That's the beauty of it.
Stranger: haha
Stranger: the good thing
Stranger: about getting married
Stranger: is that
Stranger: u dont have to date that much
Stranger: u can play more videogames
Stranger: lol
Stranger: and have more sex at home
You: That sounds about right.
Stranger: so what kind of guys
Stranger: do u like?_
You: I have my target on a short blond guy. He's new.
Stranger: oh
Stranger: shorties :P
You: xD
Stranger: nice
You: It's cute.
Stranger: blond here is boring hehe
Stranger: we are most of us blond
You: Blond here is mostly fake.
Stranger: yaeh
Stranger: and he is gay?
Stranger: the new one
Stranger: ?
You: No idea.
Stranger: kiss him
You: But I think we're at least friends.
Stranger: steel a kiss
You: I totally will.
Stranger: steal*
Stranger: will u ? hahah cool
Stranger: what if he says : what are u doing?
You: I don't know, he might punch me. :P
Stranger: but he is short
Stranger: and small
You: I'll pretend I was sleepwalking.
Stranger: i would say "shut up u nerd"
Stranger: lol
You: I don't know what he is.
Stranger: or i will punch u
Stranger: :D hahaha
You: That might work.
Stranger: i dont think so
Stranger: hahah
You: Of course not. The fluff is getting to my head.
Stranger: buy him a can of soda
Stranger: and then
Stranger: u touch is hair
Stranger: and thats it
Stranger: his hair*
You: He should buy me a soda. I'm pret-ty cheap.
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: u are cheap?
You: Yup.
Stranger: but u are the one who's interested
Stranger: cheap guys get no sex
Stranger: lol
You: Yeah, but I don't go buying stuff for potential dates.
Stranger: its a can of soda
Stranger: tell ur dad
You: xD
Stranger: dad gimme me money
Stranger: i wanna
Stranger: buy someone a can of soda so i can get laid
Stranger: lol
You: Something tells me that wouldn't work out so well.
Stranger: if my husband read thiiiiiiis lol
You: I'm totally showing this to my friends.
You: As long as you don't mind.
Stranger: cool
Stranger: its ok
You: 'Cause you're pretty awesome, by Omegle's standards.
Stranger: thanks!
Stranger: like... advices from a
Stranger: jock?
You: Ugh
Stranger: :D
You: Your story is so fluffy
Stranger: well
Stranger: it was very "romantic"
Stranger: me and my friends used to prank this nerd
Stranger: and he was very cute
Stranger: all skinny and
Stranger: i liked him
Stranger: so one day
Stranger: i
Stranger: stood up for him
Stranger: and bought him a can of soda
Stranger: lol
You: God, stop. My heart is melting.
Stranger: and then i sit down with him
Stranger: and tell him
Stranger: I am sorry
Stranger: we are mean
Stranger: u dont deserve this
Stranger: and
Stranger: he was reluctant
Stranger: or scared
Stranger: or excited idk
Stranger: lol
Stranger: so i touched his hair
Stranger: and asked his number
Stranger: hahaha
You: lkjasldfhasldifhalsdkjflaskdfj
You: -dies of fluff overdose-
Stranger: no kiss
Stranger: no kiss
Stranger: and then
Stranger: i texted him
Stranger: "whatcha doing 2morrow?"
Stranger: and he was like "studying"
Stranger: and avoided me
Stranger: :O
Stranger: till then he liked me
Stranger: :P
Stranger: and then kiss
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: :D
You: I'm dead over here. Dead dead dead.
Stranger: i never asked "are u gay"?
Stranger: i was playing confident
You: And it worked.
You: Like whoa.
Stranger: cause i was used to be confident, but he rejected me
Stranger: no one rejected me
Stranger: ever
You: Oh dear.
Stranger: but he was not interested on
Stranger: looks or wtver
Stranger: i had to be a good guy
Stranger: :)
You: I see.
Stranger: haha
Stranger: u can do it
Stranger: buy the can
Stranger: of soda
Stranger: lol
Stranger: DO NOt buy one for u too
Stranger: just ONE for him
You: I'll see how that goes.
Stranger: nice
Stranger: i think ill be a good dad
Stranger: lol
You: You totally will.
Stranger: mmm if we have a girl
Stranger: i will
Stranger: PUNCH
You: xD
Stranger: the guys
You: No way.
Stranger: i know what guys want
Stranger: lol
You: It would be easier to raise a boy, but either one will probably be worthwhile.
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: mmm both are ok
Stranger: maybe 2 :D
You: Sure.
Stranger: i want him to be a nerd
Stranger: or her
Stranger: :P
You: How funny would that be?
Stranger: cool
Stranger: nerdy is better i guess
You: It totally is.
Stranger: or artist
Stranger: :D
You: Oh, yes.
Stranger: like u
You: A writer or a drawer.
Stranger: yeah
You: What, me?
Stranger: drawer
Stranger: no?
You: More of a writer.
Stranger: nice me too
You: Secret writer. :D
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: i write too
Stranger: i got my husband with my writting
Stranger: lol
Stranger: not with my abs
Stranger: no worth at all
Stranger: lol
You: Too bad.
Stranger: no
Stranger: better off
Stranger: it was better like that
Stranger: :o maybe give a chance to a jock :P
You: Sure, why not?
Stranger: :D
Stranger: good
Stranger: look i gotta go
Stranger: i'm cooking dinner
Stranger: for nerdy :P
You: Mmmkay.
You: Oh God, you cook too.
Stranger: well we switch
You: Phew.
Stranger: it will be pasta
Stranger: not very wow
Stranger: but
You: Good enough.
Stranger: its ok :)
Stranger: see ya crooked
You: Bye!
Stranger: u can do it :D
Stranger: Get ur guy
You: Thanks. I'll try.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Crooked- Professional Hugger
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Re: Omegle
Ugh. The usage of "u" in lieu of "you" just killed the hopeless romantic side of me.
Riu- Admin
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Re: Omegle
I spit on your romantic side.
Crooked- Professional Hugger
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Re: Omegle
You've done that before; I don't mind.
Riu- Admin
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Re: Omegle
You suck. I'm off to feast on a baby to make up for all the love I've been feeling.
Crooked- Professional Hugger
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Re: Omegle
I don't go for ~romantic~ stuff or whatever, but god damn, troll or not that was adorable.
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Re: Omegle
What's wrong with nerds? *Shakes fist*
NS- God of Hugs
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Re: Omegle
NS wrote:What's wrong with nerds? *Shakes fist*
I'll be your jock if you'll be my nerd.
Crooked- Professional Hugger
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Re: Omegle
I'll be the awkward third wheel nerd.
Riu- Admin
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Re: Omegle
I'll be the crazy nerd that nobody knows what to do about! Oh wait I already do that
Ema Skye- Admin
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Re: Omegle
What, you're all nerds now? That's not fair.
Crooked- Professional Hugger
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Re: Omegle
We should just have a nerd orgy together.
I call NS.
I call NS.
Riu- Admin
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Re: Omegle
First one to touch his bed wins his soul.
-is already sneaking into his country-
-is already sneaking into his country-
Crooked- Professional Hugger
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Re: Omegle
Bitch, I'm already in it.
You're welcome to join us though, because, unlike you, I'm not a selfish bastard who doesn't know how to share.
You're welcome to join us though, because, unlike you, I'm not a selfish bastard who doesn't know how to share.
Riu- Admin
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Re: Omegle
Wait, I have my secret target. I'll just swing by and steal NS later.
Crooked- Professional Hugger
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Re: Omegle
Whatever.
Blonds are ugly, you can have him.
Blonds are ugly, you can have him.
Riu- Admin
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Re: Omegle
Yay~
Enjoy your imaginary rape fest.
Enjoy your imaginary rape fest.
Crooked- Professional Hugger
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Re: Omegle
I'm making that be the next chapter of THUG news.
Gang bang.
Gang bang.
Riu- Admin
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Re: Omegle
You are not.
Crooked- Professional Hugger
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Re: Omegle
I think I might.
Riu- Admin
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Re: Omegle
Actually I'm on my bed right now so my soul is mine (how do you like that, Shang Tsung?)Crooked wrote:First one to touch his bed wins his soul.
-is already sneaking into his country-
You know my hair's brown, right?Riu wrote:Whatever.
Blonds are ugly, you can have him.
NS- God of Hugs
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Re: Omegle
NS wrote:You know my hair's brown, right?
I didn't. -writes down-
And he was referring to my target. Not you; the other one.
Crooked- Professional Hugger
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Re: Omegle
I was referring to the guy Crooked is trying to rape. You're all mine though.NS wrote:You know my hair's brown, right?Riu wrote:Whatever.
Blonds are ugly, you can have him.
I prefer brunets anyways. ;3
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