Re: Epic Quotes

by **Riu** Wed Oct 20, 2010 9:08 pm

~~I hope he does, MY FUTURE BOYFRIEND NEEDS TO BE HUNG~~

IMEAN
I am completely indifferent to the size of NS's dangly parts

by **Ema Skye** Wed Oct 20, 2010 9:10 pm

Riu wrote:~~I hope he does, MY FUTURE BOYFRIEND NEEDS TO BE HUNG~~

IMEAN
I am completely indifferent to the size of NS's dangly parts

~~IF HE IS THOUGH WILL YOU SHARE HIM~~

by **Riu** Wed Oct 20, 2010 10:26 pm

~~HELL NO, HIS DICK IS ALL MINE~~

by **WunderbarPhalanges** Wed Oct 20, 2010 11:36 pm

...
ANYHOW. xD

Line of the night: "What does black taste like?" says Caleb while he's eating a dessert at Olive Garden that has a cookie crust bottom that's dark dark chocolate. XD;

by **Ema Skye** Thu Oct 21, 2010 10:34 am

Hahah I can see why you two get along so well

by **Riu** Thu Oct 21, 2010 7:31 pm

Oh my god xDDD

by NS Fri Oct 22, 2010 8:37 pm

Oh yes they're big ^^ I have trouble putting jeans on an- ANYHOO

Mum, looking for a new home phone in the catalogue: "Battery lasts up to 10 hours before it has to be charged." Why would someone talk for 10 hours?
Aunty: Nooo it means the battery runs out if uncharged after 10 minutes! Is it a chordless phone?
Mum: I don't know
Aunty: Look at the picture
Mum: ...
Aunty: READ WHAT IT SAYS WOMAN.

by **Ema Skye** Fri Oct 22, 2010 10:57 pm

Nintendosaiyan wrote:Oh yes they're big ^^ I have trouble putting jeans on an- ANYHOO

~~LOOKS LIKE YOU'LL BE SHARING WITH ME RIU~~

I hate it when you stab yourself in the face with the tortilla chip you're about to eat.

by **book of life** Fri Oct 22, 2010 11:07 pm

I think the last time I wore jeans was back in middle school.

by **Ema Skye** Fri Oct 22, 2010 11:09 pm

What do you usually wear then?
I mean I wear jeans like every day. They're comfortable.

by **Aliucon** Fri Oct 22, 2010 11:10 pm

Ema Skye wrote:I mean I wear jeans like every day. They're comfortable.

Same here.

by **book of life** Fri Oct 22, 2010 11:11 pm

Cargo pants or basketball shorts.

by **Riu** Sat Oct 23, 2010 12:16 am

Nintendosaiyan wrote:Oh yes they're big ^^ I have trouble putting jeans on an- ANYHOO

YAY

AND HE'S MINE EMA BACK OFF

by **Ema Skye** Sat Oct 23, 2010 12:18 am

BITCH I WILL CUT YOU

by **Riu** Sat Oct 23, 2010 12:24 am

I'M TIRED GOODNIGHT

by **Ema Skye** Sat Oct 23, 2010 12:25 am

OH FABHSUIFJABHIUH I AM SO BORED THOUGH YOU WHORE *sniffle*

by **WunderbarPhalanges** Sat Oct 23, 2010 12:52 am

Nintendosaiyan wrote:Oh yes they're big ^^ I have trouble putting jeans on an- ANYHOO

Mum, looking for a new home phone in the catalogue: "Battery lasts up to 10 hours before it has to be charged." Why would someone talk for 10 hours?
Aunty: Nooo it means the battery runs out if uncharged after 10 minutes! Is it a chordless phone?
Mum: I don't know
Aunty: Look at the picture
Mum: ...
Aunty: READ WHAT IT SAYS WOMAN.

...
Your mom and aunt have succeeded in confusing me from thousands of miles away. XDD

by NS Sat Oct 23, 2010 6:50 pm

I'm Ema's >:3 BUWHAHAHAHAHA I'M STRAIGHT MOTHERFUCKER

Yes my mum and her sisters are hilarious together. Like my dad when he's drunk.

by NS Sat Oct 23, 2010 6:53 pm

Also something that happened last night.

Aunty: Can you put the catalogue back under the phone?
Me: Under the phone? ...Okaaaaaaay...

So I lifted up the phone and put it under the phone then I put the phone down on it. SO later on when me and my mum left the house, on the way to the car she suddenly bursted into laughter...

Mum: HAHAHAHAHA! I just realised, as we were walking out, you put the catalogue literally underneath the phone!!!
Me: What was I supposed to do?
Mum: Under the table, not literally under the phone!
Me: Then you could've said under the table under the phone!
Mum: HAHAHAHA YOU ALWAYS MAKE ME LAUGH, YOU MUST MAKE YOUR FRIENDS LAUGH ALL THE TIME

by NS Sat Oct 23, 2010 8:03 pm

Oh dear, dad's drunk again.

Dad: AND WHAT ARE YOU DOING STILL UP, BOY?
Me: ...It's not that late?
Dad: IT'S MORNING.
Me: You were drinking, yeah?
Dad: No actually I didn't really.
Mum: Was your pizza nice?
Me: Yep.
Dad: AND WHERE'S MY CHANGE?
Me: ...Mum said to say keep the change
Dad: BUT I WANT MY CHANGE, WHERE'S MY 80p?
Mum: Oh leave him alone! He's drunk, Ken.
Me: Thought so

(He was doing all that in a jokey-angry voice, not a real angry voice ^^; )

by **WunderbarPhalanges** Sat Oct 23, 2010 10:37 pm

by **Ema Skye** Sun Oct 24, 2010 12:40 am

Nintendosaiyan wrote:I'm Ema's >:3 BUWHAHAHAHAHA I'M STRAIGHT MOTHERFUCKER

Yes my mum and her sisters are hilarious together. Like my dad when he's drunk.

~~YES I WIN EPIC NUTS~~

You're family oh my god.

by **Riu** Sun Oct 24, 2010 11:54 am

Ema Skye wrote:
Nintendosaiyan wrote:I'm Ema's >:3 BUWHAHAHAHAHA I'M STRAIGHT MOTHERFUCKER

Yes my mum and her sisters are hilarious together. Like my dad when he's drunk.

~~YES I WIN EPIC NUTS~~

You're family oh my god.

I WILL CUT OFF YOUR NUTS IN YOUR SLEEP NS AND MOUNT THEM ON MY WALL

by **book of life** Sun Oct 24, 2010 12:21 pm

Grab a gun and get in line.

by **Ema Skye** Sun Oct 24, 2010 3:42 pm

Well we're feeling violent today aren't we?

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