Epic Quotes

THEY'RE FRIENDLY THOUGH WUNDER

THEY MIGHT EAT YOUR BRAINS THOUGH

They'd have to find them first. :O

There's only a little piece left, I ate the rest of iit a while ago.

True that.

Ema Skye wrote:My friend's facebook status
"stopped at McD's on the way home. My grandma asks what the diffrence is in the chicken sandwiches. The girl behind the counter goes 'How am I supposed to know, I don't eat this food'"

That's simply amazing. xD""

Caleb: Quiet, I'm watching Yugioh! *slaps leg*
Me: That was dramatic.
Caleb: I know, I almost hit my nuts...

Bwahaha
It would have been hilarious if he would have.

XDDDD
That is so evil!

Ema Skye wrote:Bwahaha
It would have been hilarious if he would have.

Painful thought, but have to agree. xD

This is true
So was laughing so hard I cried a little when I hit my mom in the face with the cabinet door today
I mean it wasn't that hard
and after she slapped me in the arm we were both laughing
It wasn't just me

Hahaha, ya'll are extra evil.

Spoiler:

@Ema: Your mom sounds awesome.

OH GOD WHAT

And yeah she's pretty cool

Yeah, it's... an unpleasant and gross thought.

My mom's cool, too. :D

After sending Clare this gif
http://www.esnips.com/doc/4c8ef0b6-252e-4138-8c55-eb739aa9f823/zoidberg%20slinky

Me: oh god I accidentally clicked on my link so now I have Zoidberg failing in like 3 windows
Clare: TRIPLE ZOIDBERG WHAT DOES IT EVEN MEEEEEEEEEEEEEAN

TRIPLE ZOIDBER
SO INTENSE
WHAT DOES IT MEAN?


ZXDD

(quick backround info here, Josiah and Micheala are dating, and they're a cute a little akward couple, but cute awkward, y'know?)
Female friend 1: Hey have you seen Josiah?
Female friend 2: Yeah! I need to tell him to grow a pair!
Me: ummm, not recently

*about 10 minutes later*
me: *finds Josiah talking to female friends 1&2* Oh, are you telling him to grow a pair?
Female friend1: *facepalm*
FF2: YES, EXACTLY!
Josiah: *attempting to return to the conversation they had been having before I walked up* Well my brother told me they're interchangeable.
Me: *chokes on pizza* wait, what!?
FF1: Oh my god Drew! *facepalms and laughs at the same time*

It turned out he didn't hold hands with Micheala and that's why he needed to grow a pair, but his brother had told him that holding hands and putting your arm around a girl are interchangeable
...
so yeah xD

AHAHAHA

XD

"NOT NECESSARY
MY FRIENDS ARE ZOMBIES AND OR FISH SO AS LONG AS THEY HAVE WATER AND OR BRAINS AIR IS NOT NEEDED" - Ema Skye

WunderbarPhalanges wrote:Caleb: Quiet, I'm watching Yugioh! *slaps leg*
Me: That was dramatic.
Caleb: I know, I almost hit my nuts...

I hate it when I jump-sit on a sofa and my leg swings into my nuts >.< Hurts so much

And Riu, that last thing you sent was just amazing, I had to read it more than once because it was so damn funny XD

XD

Nintendosaiyan wrote:
I hate it when I jump-sit on a sofa and my leg swings into my nuts >.< Hurts so much

Yeah I hate that too

Ema Skye wrote:

Nintendosaiyan wrote:
I hate it when I jump-sit on a sofa and my leg swings into my nuts >.< Hurts so much

Yeah I hate that too

*claps*

Ema Skye wrote:

Nintendosaiyan wrote:
I hate it when I jump-sit on a sofa and my leg swings into my nuts >.< Hurts so much

Yeah I hate that too

This has never actually happened to me v.v
...
I also don't really jump-sit on the couch either, so that might explain it.....
That, or NS just has gigantic nuts

Pffffffffffffffffffffffft