Soo... remember this game on CR?

....Yeah pretty much

...
The play too kinda

THIS IS ME NOT DOING MY MATH HOMEWORK
WOOT!

Opening Credits: Around the World

Birth: The Smallest Weird Number (I guess my parents though I was small and weird.)

First Steps: Music is Math (what is all this with numbers and what not)

First Word: Aquarius ( I BET YOU THAT WAS NO OTHER CHILD'S FIRST WORD)

First Day of Elementary School: Gold Guns Girls (so I didn't go to elementary school in the best neighborhood)

First Day of Junior High: A Chronicle of Early Failures (that sums it up quite nicely)

First Day of High School: Help I'm Alive (So I went through and Emo faze)

Graduation: Stay (What did I fail?)

College: Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger (Ah so that's what i did in college)

Career Choice: Athena (I BECAME A GREEK GODDESS FUCK YEAH)

Getting Together with whoever: Ocarina of Time Opening (I GOT TOGETHER WITH LINK? HELLZ YEAH!)

Breaking Up: Hybrid Rainbow(I guess Link went through a gay phase)

Getting Back Together: Roygbiv (again with the rainbows, maybe he was just bi since we're back together?)

Marriage: Be in love (well we damn well better be if we're getting married!)

First Anniversary: Inside Gannon's Castle (THAT IS NOT A GOOD PLACE TO SPEND OUR FIRST ANNIVERSARY)

Birth of Child:Time to Pretend (What that we don't have a kid? Did we put it up for adoption?)

Retirement: Death Mountain (Ah so we retired and moved to death mountain with the Gorons? How sweet)

Fiftieth Wedding Anniversary: Forsaken Fortress (we seem to pick bad vacation spots for out anniversaries.)

Final Battle: Walk on the Moon (FINAL BATTLE ON THE MOON. EPIC.)

Death: Stay Awake (I'M DEAD REMEMBER?)

Closing Credits: Mizu Asobi (Water fun? Okay then)

Ema Skye wrote:
Breaking Up: Hybrid Rainbow(I guess Link went through a gay phase)

Getting Back Together: Roygbiv (again with the rainbows, maybe he was just bi since we're back together?)

He was dating me for that period of time :D


..
there were a lot of LoZ songs in that one XD

Ema Skye wrote:
First Word: Aquarius ( I BET YOU THAT WAS NO OTHER CHILD'S FIRST WORD)

Hippie.

1!
Opening Credits: Orchestral Interlude #2 (...)

Birth: Good Night and Thank You (... XD; What?)

First Steps: Follow Your Star (... YEAH, FOLLOW THAT STAR... WALK)

First Word: Chauvelin's Revenge (XD wtf?)

First Day of Elementary School: What Do You Do With a B.A. In English?/It Sucks to Be Me (.... hahahaha)

First Day of Junior High: Entr'acte/Wolves (... fits)

First Day of High School: To Where You Are (...?)

Graduation: Skimbleshanks, The Railway Cat (.....?)

College: Written in the Stars (uh... huh?)

Career Choice: Looking Out My Window Through The Pain (..... XD obviously I made a bad decision)

Getting Together with whoever: Alone (Reprise) [... great...]

Breaking Up: Softly and Tenderly (... xD what?)

Getting Back Together: Come What May (haha, guess it fits)

Marriage: Ich gehör nur mir (I belong to me) [yeah, that makes sense...]

First Anniversary: Garden Sequence (...)

Birth of Child: Sympathy/Tenderness

Retirement: The Three Kings and I (What Really Happened) [FUCK YEAH, I GETTA LIVE MY RETIREMENT WITH THE TRANS SIBERIAN ORCHESTRA]

Fiftieth Wedding Anniversary: Lovely Ladies (....)

Final Battle: France on Parade (.... o.O? Wait, wait... I get it... I BATTLE... IN FRANCE... AT THE GAY PRIDE PARADE... VERSUS... JESUS! ... I'll burn in hell)

Death: Defying Gravity (wheeee, flying angel)

Closing Credits: Forward To Time Past (...)

2!
Opening Credits: Keep It Gay (.... wow, foretelling?)

Birth: Do You Hear the People Sing? (... *snort*)

First Steps: Potiphar (...)

First Word: Johannes 19:41 (um... wow, opposites here)

First Day of Elementary School: Somebody Kill Me (... fits)

First Day of Junior High: Two Different People

First Day of High School: Red and Black: The ABC Café (W00T, I'M A FRENCH REVOLUTIONARY, THAT WILL DIE.)

Graduation: If It's Gonna Rain (...)

College: This Jesus Must Die (... o.O)

Career Choice: Possession (...)

Getting Together with whoever: Dancing Through Life (haha)

Breaking Up: Reminiscence ~ What the Others Have Seen

Getting Back Together: O' Little Town of Bethlehem (...)

Marriage: The Jellicle Ball

First Anniversary: True to Your Heart

Birth of Child: The Graveyard (wow... depressing)

Retirement: Tonight I Charm the World

Fiftieth Wedding Anniversary: Bridge Over Troubled Water (... >>)

Final Battle: Godot's Special Blend #9 (... no wonder it's the final battle, if I'm battle fucking GODOT!)

Death: Heaven on their Minds

Closing Credits: And Sheep Shall Not Safely Graze (...)

WunderbarPhalanges wrote:Final Battle: France on Parade (.... o.O? Wait, wait... I get it... I BATTLE... IN FRANCE... AT THE GAY PRIDE PARADE... VERSUS... JESUS! ... I'll burn in hell)

I
LOVE
THIS
FOREVER

As well you should!

Opening Credits: Reason

Birth: Don't Stop Me Now (DON'T STOP ME NOW! I'M COMING OUT OF THE UTERUS~)

First Steps: Check Yes Juliet

First Word: Just Dance (....)

First Day of Elementary School: Rhythm

First Day of Junior High: Wake Me Up When September Ends (Or preferably when May ends...)

First Day of High School: The Sixth Station

Graduation: Inform the Truth (...XD)

College: All that Jazz (I KNOW A WHOPEE SPOT WHERE THE GIN IS COLD BUT THE PIANO'S HOT~ AND ALL THAT JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZZZZZZZZZZ~)

Career Choice: Mr. L's Theme

Getting Together with whoever: Dance in the Dark (A song about having sex in the dark because the girl is uncomfortable with her body....)

Breaking Up: You are my Love (.................)

Getting Back Together: Tik Tok (IMMA $LUT.... LET$ GET BACK TOGETHER $O I CAN CHEAT ON YOU AGAIN)

Marriage: Kaze No Machi He (a love song at least...)

First Anniversary: When She Loved Me (..........................WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH MY RELATIONSHIP!?)

Birth of Child: Interesting People

Retirement: A Drop in the Ocean

Fiftieth Wedding Anniversary: Walkin' on the Sun (............we're old... but we can still party?)

Final Battle: Turnabout Sisters' Theme

Death: Run! Run! Run! (.....RUN FROM THE DEAD PERSON!)

Closing Credits: Small Box (a soft, sad song....)

Riu wrote:
First Anniversary: When She Loved Me (..........................WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH MY RELATIONSHIP!?)

You're with a girl, that's what's wrong.

oh of course xD

Riu wrote:First Word: Just Dance (....)

Why did I find this so funny? ... I guess I was picturing a scene or something...
Oh well, here it goes again.

Opening Credits: Wyvern

Birth: L'Attaque des Anges (gee... how dark my birth was...)

First Steps: Potato Disturbance

First Word: The Super Mario Song (predictable, coming from a gamer like myself o.o)

First Day of Elementary School: Highway Star (But I shouldn't be able to drive yet! Sounds like hell broke loose at the time)

First Day of Junior High: Pinball Wizard

First Day of High School: Tsubasa wa Pleasure Line (...doesn't sound right somehow)

Graduation: Brave Sword, Braver Soul (YAY, I graduated into a samurai)

College: Oversoul

Career Choice: Halucinate Bell (Hum... what, I sound bells for a living? Lame.)

Getting Together with Whoever: Cagayate Girls (xDD)

Breaking Up: I-M-U (Means "I miss you", it's a song from Ragnarok Online's arrange album. Awww.)

Getting Back Together: Just Fly Away (I thought it was supposed to get back together... o.O)

Marriage: Chaotic Moon (...I assume it wasn't the best honeymoon ever)

First Anniversary: Child in Time

Birth of Child: Flower of Bravery

Retirement: The Imperial March

Fiftieth Wedding Anniversary: GO! GO! MANIAC

Final Battle: Resonance (Hum, I guess Soul Eater's opening can give a good feel for a final battle...)

Death: Black Night

Closing Credits: Dracula's Castle

Opening Credits: Television Rules the Nation

Birth: Deep Breath, Deep Breath (Isn't that what they always tell women who are giving birth? I guess it makes sense)

First Steps: Welcome to the Limousine (I learned how to walk in a limousine? Classy)

First Word: Rokkasho (that's one hell of a first word)

First Day of Elementary School: Sauna (...what the hell kind of school did I go to?)

First Day of Junior High: The Struggle (yeah pretty much)

First Day of High School: It's show time! (...drama club maybe?)

Graduation: Clock Town Day 3 (well that's ominous)

College: Campus (yes I would be on one of those)

Career Choice: No More Heroes Theme (I BECOME AN ASSASSIN? LIKE TRAVIS TOUCHDOWN?! AW HELL YEAH!)

Getting Together with whoever: Junes Theme (What I get together with Yosuke? I'm cool with that)

Breaking Up: When I see you, I cannot help but think of Scissors (...)

Getting Back Together: Rise (the most unfitting song possible here's the lyrics http://www.mp3lyrics.org/s/safri-duo/rise/)

Marriage: Striptease (a wedding... at a striptease... well if they're male strippers THEN I AM SO COOL WITH THAT and I'm sure Yosuke is too)

First Anniversary: Love You Like Water (...I think that's a good thing)

Birth of Child: Jika Net Tanaka (AHA I GAVE THE BABY TO TANAKA TO SELL IT ON TV! WHAT A GREAT IDEA!)

Retirement: Tekesuta kousen (Oh so when we retire we play hide and seek while cross dressing? That is amaze)

Fiftieth Wedding Anniversary: Souvlaki Space Station (WE GO TO A SPACE STATION FOR OUR ANNIVERSARY? HOW BADASS IS THAT)

Final Battle: Smile ichiban ii onna (smile number one girl? or is it the best girl's smile? whateva)

Death: Dry? (so I die from... pffffffffffffft)

Closing Credits: Back in Time (I don't wanna do it all over again though!)

Ema Skye wrote:
Death: Dry? (so I die from... pffffffffffffft)

Vaginal dryness?

Ahahaha yes that's one way to put it

Ewwwwwwww

Woooo~

I AM SO FUCKING BORED SO THIS IS HAPPENING

Opening Credits: Sakana (means fish...)

Birth:Nobody's Child (WAS I A TEST TUBE BABBY OR SOMETHING)

First Steps: I can walk on water, I can fly (MY FIRST STEPS WERE SO BADASS)

First Word: Advice (So I gave advice to someone in one word? I must have told my stepmom suicide :D ...I'm a terrible person)

First Day of Elementary School: Da Funk

First Day of Junior High: It's Show Time!

First Day of High School: Feel Good inc (except high school did not make me feel good =/)

Graduation: Fly Me to the Moon (GRADUATION PRESENT = TRIP TO THE MOON)

College: The Prime Time of Your Life (Damn straight it is! Er well... will be)

Career Choice: Star Line (I become an astronomer? I'm cool with that)

Getting Together with whoever: I Think I Can (get into his pants! and I do!)

Breaking Up: Every Planet We Reach is Dead (...?)

Getting Back Together: Eva00 (what is this)

Marriage: Aerodynamic (Screw the usual wedding music, this is what I'm walking down the aisle to!)

First Anniversary: Don't get Lost in Heaven

Birth of Child: Just for Now (Yeah just for now you're not up for adoption child BUT CRY JUST ONCE AND THAT'S IT)

Retirement: Clock Town Day 1 (Aw so I retire and move to Clock Town? How sweet. ...at least if that creepy ass moon is gone)

Fiftieth Wedding Anniversary: Time (Yeah because I've been with this person for gawd damn evar)

Final Battle: Fuck You (YEAH THAT'S RIGHT FUCK YOU FINAL BOSS YOU 'BOUT TO BE DESTROYED)

Death: Yami ni Furu Ame

Closing Credits: Half Life (But I lived a full life, YOU DON'T MAKE SENSE)

^those mostly fit surprisingly well ^__^

Opening Credits: Cherish

Birth: I'm On A Blimp (~I'm on a blimp, I'm on a blimp, take a good hard look at the motherfuckin blimp!~ ...I was born on a blimp I guess...)

First Steps: Free (FINALLY, I CAN WALK! I'M FREE FROM THE BLIMP~)

First Word: Honey Honey (....wat)

First Day of Elementary School: The Hamster Dance Song (....actually that sorta fits)

First Day of Junior High: Hanaji (a song... 'bout crossdressers and lesbians.... even more so fitting~)

First Day of High School: Through The Gate

Graduation: The Only Exception (WHAT?! I'm the ONLY one who doesn't graduate!?)

College: Kagerou

Career Choice: Twister (I need more candy cane..... to decide what job to do....?)

Getting Together with whoever: Science Fiction Double Feature (...He takes me to a science fiction drive-in maybe.... OR BETTER YET A MIDNIGHT SHOWING OF ROCKY HORROR XD)

Breaking Up: Age, Regret, Reward (....this song makes me think of '20s whores....)

Getting Back Together: Ocarina of Time Medley (We get back together.... over LoZ? EPIC)

Marriage: Still Alive (Soooo... I'm actually getting married to GLaDOS?)

First Anniversary: Paparazzi (.......................)

Birth of Child: Fireflies

Retirement: Doumeki

Fiftieth Wedding Anniversary: Insomnia (a lazy, melancholy old age... how charming :/)

Final Battle: End Theme ~ Professor Layton and The Mysterious Village (......v.v this is a rather soothing final battle)

Death: Gives You Hell (-_-)

Closing Credits: Listen To Your Heart (WHEEEN HES CALLING FOR YOUUUUUUUUUU~)

Riu wrote:
Birth: I'm On A Blimp (~I'm on a blimp, I'm on a blimp, take a good hard look at the motherfuckin blimp!~ ...I was born on a blimp I guess...)

Win

Opening Credits: We Both Reached for The Gun

Birth: Molgera [2nd Time] (....I'm a giant sand worm evidently)

First Steps: Hikari E ("Towards the light" XD, sorta fitting)

First Word: So Noted (Pfff, that fits too well)

First Day of Elementary School: Almost at Fifty Percent (...I got a 49 on a 1st grade test I guess)

First Day of Junior High: Negaigoto (I have no idea what that means)

First Day of High School: Sofa

Graduation: The Great Sea is Cursed (....So, I finally am free of school and 'sailing on the Great Sea' as it were, and it's cursed? That's just fabulous)

College: Telephone (I party a lot I guess)

Career Choice: Strange Space (I work for Yuuko! This is a majorly awesome/creepy song; it only has about 7 notes, but used awesomely.)

Getting Together with whoever: Examination ~ Allegro [Cadenza] (...)

Breaking Up: Hitler's Favorite Song [Please Don't Tread On My Cheeseburger] (........ PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF XDDDDDDD)

Getting Back Together: The Dog Days Are Over

Marriage: The Planets ~ Jupiter ~ Bringer of Jollity (That's an awesome song for a wedding)

First Anniversary: Over The Rainbow (Not fitting, but at least it's pretty)

Birth of Child: Age, Regret, Reward [Cadenza] (I do rather regret this)

Retirement: American Pie (For some reason this fits)

Fiftieth Wedding Anniversary: Fall Bicycle (A relaxing song, good)

Final Battle: Time Travel (OH MY GOD IF YOU'VE PLAYED PROFESSOR LAYTON THIS IS PERFECT)

Death: Crazy Rainbow Star

Closing Credits: Aryll's Theme (Oh my lord, this is probably the sweetest LoZ ever)

Wow how did I forget about this thread.

Also best breaking up song EVER.

Opening Credits: Two Ladies (...Uhhhhh, okay).

Birth: Down To My Last Teardrop (...)

First Steps: Gerald's Death (Extended Version) [... ummm, okay then...]

First Word: Someday (one day I'll talk?)

First Day of Elementary School: Lost In Your Love (...)

First Day of Junior High: Honey, Honey (... I TOTALLY WAS AN ABBA GIRL, EH?)

First Day of High School: Goodbye to Romance (.... pfffft, what?)

Graduation: A Song From Somewhere (....)

College: Kinderszenen, Op. 15: VII. Träumerei (uh, okay then...)

Career Choice: Heaven Help My Heart (um.... I'm... a cardiologist?)

Getting Together with whoever: Heute Nacht (which I think means This Night... ^.^

Breaking Up: Quartet (A Model of Decorum and Tranquility) [it was quite a calm breakup?]

Getting Back Together: A New Life (this is a boring one...)

Marriage: Me (that sounds ominous...)

First Anniversary: Let Me Fall

Birth of Child: Prologue (from Les Mis...? I fucking have Jean Valjean and he's badass?)

Retirement: J.S. Bach: Partita #3 In E, BWV 1006 - 3. Gavotte En Rondeau (... mouthful there...)

Fiftieth Wedding Anniversary: The Graveyard (pfff)

Final Battle: Wenn Liebe in dir ist (When Love Is In You, or something like that... does NOT fit...)

Death: Rising From Myth and Legend (FUCK YEAH)

Closing Credits: Makin' Whoopi (..............)

Opening Credits: Christmas Lullaby (... this one isn't starting well...)

Birth: The Wedding Chorale - Beggars At The Feast (.... um.....)

First Steps: Fourth Letter (Um... STOP FAILING ME, ITUNES)

First Word: Stationen Einer Ehe (Stations of Marriage - a little early for this...)

First Day of Elementary School: No! No! No (... yeah, it fits)

First Day of Junior High: Met Eén Blik (With One Look... ... oh come on iTunes, give me Lady Gaga!)

First Day of High School: Montage II - Ol' Man River (I fucking become a black man...)

Graduation: Draußen (Out There from Hunchback; I um, become a hunchback?)

College: Dancing Queen (I am bound to fail college?)

Career Choice: Falcon in the Dive (I totally become a police person chasing the Scarlet Pimpernel?)

Getting Together with whoever: Braver than we are - duet (An actual romance song? wtffff)

Breaking Up: Mon Maître, Mon Sauveur (um, yeah, Quasimodo sings this about Frollo being his like... the guy who saves him and stuff... o.o)

Getting Back Together: Super Trouper

Marriage: Ez most más (Something More ... um... more like something LESS. Ha! Ha! Har...)

First Anniversary: Tous s'en va (no idea! xD)

Birth of Child: Happy Christmas/War Is Over (... and giving birth on Christmas is war?)

Retirement: Das lila Lied (... so uh, I'm singing a song about lilacs or the color purple?)

Fiftieth Wedding Anniversary: Lovely Ladies (omggggg... what? Come on, the first lyrics are: I smell women, smell 'em in the air...)

Final Battle: L'epouvantail (I um... have too many foreign things...)

Death: We Will Rock You (HELLZ YEAH, BITCHEZ. MY DEATH WILL)

Closing Credits: A Little Fall Of Rain (I die in the man's arms I really loved? Um, wrong part of the movie!)

OK, SERIOUSLY, ONE MORE TRY.

Opening Credits: Finale (.......... *facepalm*)

Birth: Do You Hear The People Sing? (my iTunes isn't really suited to this...)

First Steps: Cantate

First Word: Dog Eat Dog (.... sigh)

First Day of Elementary School: Be Prepared (truefax.......)

First Day of Junior High: Lovesick Blues

First Day of High School: Deeper Than The Holler (uh... is this actually the song's name? I swear... what's a holler anyhow?)

Graduation: Don't Cry For Me Argentina (yeah... stupid Argentina so whiny and crybaby).

College: I Want To Defend! (Yep, Jawsy! ... man, whatever happened to GSAP and Jawsy?)

Career Choice: Maison des Lunes (I run a crazy house?)

Getting Together with whoever: More Than I Am

Breaking Up: Façade (bastard lied about who he was!)

Getting Back Together: Giry Confronts The Phantom / 'Til I Hear You Sing (Reprise) [ok... song from The Phantom of the Opera reprise... seriously? .............. ... oh God, it's so awful... MAKE IT STOP. ><]

Marriage: Master of the Living and the Dead (...)

First Anniversary: Und Das Und Das Und Das

Birth of Child: Bohemian Rhapsody

Retirement: Ich gehör nur mir (I belong to me... BITCHEZ... BYE JOB.)

Fiftieth Wedding Anniversary: Fame (yes, that song... FAME... I'M GONNA LIVE FOREVER.)

Final Battle: Somewhere That's Green

Death: A Few Good Men (um, how do I die?)

Closing Credits: Those Canaan Days

*gives up*