Corrupt a wish game

Okay, so basically all you do is you corrupt the person above you's wish and then you make your own wish to be corrupted! You have to grant their wish, but just make sure something goes wrong.

Example
me: I wish Klavier was dead

other person: Granted! Klavier dies, but you are accused for murdering him and you go to jail
I wish I had a waffle

That's it!

Waffles does make you fat XD
I wish Phoenix would get his game back o___O

(Aw, I hate corrupting this one)
Granted, but as soon as he gets his game back, he dies and Apollo takes over.
I wish Klavier wasn't so annoying.

( uh.. I can't corrupt this one xD)
Granted, but if he wasn'T so annoying, we couldn't burn him XD
I wish we could stone Klavier

Granted, but then Kristoph hired an assassin to kill you. O_O

I wish I could come up with a creative wish.

Granted, but If you would, We'd have to corrupt it..

I wish I had more wishes

Granted, but then you um... explode from having so many wishes.
I wish The next Legend of Zelda game was out.

Granted, but it's really crappy.

I wish I could have some more time on the computer.

Granted, but then you..um ... would spend too much time in fornt of a computer xD

I wish more people would be on here

Granted, but then a HUG WAR starts and everyone dies!

I wish I didn't have to go right now to help out. XD

*hugs everyone*

*hugs*
Granted, but.. um.. imagine here is a reason XD

I wish I'd find my labello

Granted, but it eats you when you find it.
I wish I wish I was a fish.

Granted, but If you were a fish you couldn't eat brains.

I wish I had no school tomorrow

Granted, but then you have to go to school for the rest of eternety to make up for it!
I wish I had a marshmallow.

Granted, but you can just have waffles or marshmallows.

I wish I could stab Trucy XD

Granted, but it turns out it was only Mr. Hat diguised as Trucy

I wish Naruto would sleep with me

Granted, but Naruto isn't real v_v

I wish you stopped being pervy xD

Granted, but instead I became a computor hacker and corrupted the internetz

I wish had epic hair like Apollo

Granted, but everybody would laugh at you xD

I wish had a laptop oO

Granted, but it's not like Book's and breaks after a 2 foot (that's about 2/3's of a meter, right?) fall.

I wish I wasn't sick.

Granted, but now the rest of the world is taken up in an epidemic that only you are immune from

I wish I could drive

Granted, but you could have a car accident

I wish MSN wouldn't die all the time o_o

Granted, but you suck
I wish I had OVER 9000 posts!

Granted, but then...Um...Your computer explodes as soon as you get 9001 posts. XD

I wish I had more friends.

Granted, but then you wouldn't have time to come on here.
I wish I didn't have school tomorrow.