Bad fur day

Luckily, the miracle cure isn't deadly.

Unfortunately, it gave John green boils all over his face.

Luckily they are only cosmetic
Unfortunatly he still has AIDS

Luckily, Oldbag comes along and wants him in bed.

Unfortunately, Oldbag comes along and wants him in bed.

Luckily he tells her he has AIDS and she runs
Unfortunatly He has AIDS

Luckily, King Kong comes along and claims he knows the cure for AIDS.

Unfortunately, this cure involves taking something up the ass from King Kong...

Luckily it is a suppository, not a dick

Unfortunatly it is the size of a melon

Luckily, John's taken bigger things up the ass than that.

Unfortunately... he still has AIDS.

(I thought that the suppository was the cure?)
Luckily King Kong has another cure
Unfortunatly it has to be absorbed through the ass, and it is only found in King Kong's semen DX

(WELL, IT ISN'T NOW. >> I guess.)

Luckily, John is into that sort of thing.

...
Unfortunately... we didn't need to know that...
But also unfortunately, King Kong has herpes.

Fortunately, King Kong gets distracted with Wellington's big bananas before beginning the "operation", so John manages to escape unmolested.

Unfortunately, the only one in the planet who could help him now is a doctor living in Alaska called Markus Vaughn, and John has no idea of where Alaska is.

Fortunately, John has a map.

Unfortunately, it's only a map of Europe.

(How original of me... >>)

Luckily, that map can be upgraded with the amazing technology of "buying another that actually shows where Alaska is".

Unfortunately, when he goes to a shop to get the map, the shopkeeper is actually King Kong in disguise.

Luckily the shopkeeper has a map that shows Alaska

Unfortunately John realized the shopkeeper is Kong Kong.. D:

Luckily, King Kong drops dead from all his afflictions.

Unfortunately, he drops dead right on top of John.

Luckily, he survived

Unfortunately he has a mutated head now xD

Luckily, he only looks like the Phantom of the Opera.

Unfortunately, Michael Crawford appears and wants his body. ... and I mean John's body, not his own body. Well, he probably wants that, too.

Luckily, Crawford got killed by a random kangaroo

Unfortunately, now flying sting rays bearing the spirit of dead steve irwing are now after Jhon

(OH YEAH!!! DEAD MICHAEL CRAWFORD! W00t!)

Luckily, John loves spirits.

Unfortunately, I mean alcohol... and from fear he proceeds to get drunk, very drunk.

Luckily, like Rock Lee from Naruto, he can perform the Drunken Lotus (kicking peoples asses while wasted)

Unfortunatly, He dies as a result of it

Luckily, John is dead (because I'm bored)

Unfortunately, some poor person named Ansel (yes, Ansel) has been caught up in this little game.

Luckily I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT!!!!
Unfortunatly, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT!!!!

*stares at blankly*

-_-

John is dead...?

And Ansel is our new bad fur day victim...?

......
Well John already died and we didn't stop!
We brought him back to life, or something