Bad fur day

Luckily a necromancer ressurectes john's dead body and takes him from limbo
Unfortunatly, now he is a slave to the necromancer

Luckily, the necromancer fell off Dusky Bridge and smashed his face on a squirrel, so John became a rock star.

Unfortunately, he was unsuccessful because his songs were rubbish.

Luckily, he still made some money

Unfortunately, he spend it all on booze and is now in debt with the badest mafia ever

Luckily, CR Mafia is much nicer then they appear so they let him go
Unfortunatly, Micheal JAckson thinks he's hot

Luckily, he's too old for Michael Jackson.

Unfortunately, he isn't too old for Hugh Hefner.

Luckily, Hugh likes hugging! (yay, bad word game!)

Unfortunately, he also likes playing with dildos...on strangers

Luckily, his dildos are busy right now.

Unfortunately, they're busy in the hands of Oldbag

Luckily she's pleasuring Edgeworth
Unfortunatly, Hugh is still wants him

My brain....

Luckily, Hugh happens to drop over dead.

Unfortunately, John has necrophiliac tendencies

Why is that unfortunate for John?

Luckily, Hugh never had AIDs

Unfortunately, he had the hepatitis C

Luckily he likes Hugh...

Unfortunately.... he likes Hugh

Luckily, the body blowes up

Unfortunatly, John now has no body to rape, so he goes to Oldbag

Luckily Oldbag is at home

Unfortunately she's having sex with edgeworth

Luckily he leaves before they notice him

Unfortunatly, He is raped by the-already-dead Gant

Luckily, someone channels Gant's spirit and he is not able to rape John.

Unfortunately, John goes home and there he receives a phone call telling him "7 days".

Luckily, IT was just Maximillon Pegeasus informing him of an upcomeing Chiildren's card game torunament

unfortunatly, Pegasus stole John's grandpa's soul
(XD Yugioh reference!)

Luckily, the only thing that John needs to do to retrieve his grampa's soul is to win a children's card game against Pegasus.

Unfortunately, Pegasus is the creator of the game, and John doesn't even have a proper deck of his own.

Luckily, John suddunly transforms into a kick-as-muchtaller version of himself who is really good at children's card games

Unfotrunatly, John has to go to therapy for a split personality

Luckily, whoever the therapist (NOT "The rapist") was, he never showed up.

Unfortunately, it was because John alter ego had gone insane and killed him the night before, and now the cops are just around the corner looking for him.

Fortunately John gave the cops the slip and fell in a garbage can.

Unfortunately it had rotton bananas in it.

Luckily, John likes bannas

Unfortunatly the bannanas were infected with a terminal disese

Luckily, Richard Wellington LOOOOVES bananas and ate them before anyone could stop him.

Unfortunately, Richard wants to have John's ass before he dies of the terminal banana disease.

Luckily Wellington has a large bananna (lol)
Unfortunatly, he has AIDS

Luckily, John already got AIDS from Gant.

... unfortunately, John got AIDS from Gant.

Luckily there is a new miracle cure

Unfortunatly, it dosen't work