Bad fur day

O.K. more sillines! We make up the story of some poor human with an odd bad luck. Basically, he comes upon some calamity, but avoids it by mere luck...just to get into another peil almost inmediatly. like this:

John Doe slips on a banana

Luckily, he managed to grab onto something and avoided falling

Unfortunately, it was the robe of a nun, and the dude just naked her

Luckliy, a cab just passed by and John got in almost inmediately

Unfortunately, the driver was a suicide bomber

Luckily, he managed to jump out of the cab

Unfortunately, the bomb exploded right after he jumped out

and so, and so, and so.....

A post should be made of two parts, a luckily, and an unfortunately, and another author should reply to that. Last time I played this we got poor John Doe in Mars

Let's start with something simple...




John Doe forgot his wallet

Luckily he's still alive

Unfortunately he lost 3 arms & legs!

[oops I did for the example on top xD]

(Oh my, jumping to cruelty so quickly)

Luckily, he has got bio parts

Unfortunately, they are about to explode

luckily he got surgery to get fake arms and legs

Unfortuanatily they were the legs of a woman 0_o.

EDIT: didn't see the previous respons

Luckily, his legs didn't explode and he has the hips of a woman.

Unfortunately, he hates having the hips of a woman.

(Lame, I know. Moving thread).

Luckily a lot of people think he's sexy.

Unfortunately just tranvestites think that.

Luckily, one of those transvestites is HOT.

Unfortunately, this transvestite is also a mass murderer.

Luckily, he won't kill John

Unfortunately, the cops will behind the door will

Luckily the cops killed the mass murder first
Unfortunately they shooted john's legs.

Luckily, there's an ambulance right nearby.

Unfortunately, Damon Gant is in this ambulance.

Luckily Gant likes John.

Unfortunately he's a perver.

Luckily, just then... a rabid hyena attacks Gant and causes him to run away.

Unfortunately, this hyena has a sexual penchant towards men with women's legs.

nevermind

Luckily the hyena don't wanna kill him

Unfortunately he's having sex with it

Luckily, the hyena is well endowed.

Unfortunately, John doesn't like bestiality.

Luckily, Gant returns and shoots the hyena

Unfortunately, gant returns...

Luckily, the hyena got a hold of Gant before dying.

Unfortunately, he didn't get a hold of the right part... so to speak.

Luckily, Gant is dead now.

Unfortunately, the hyena dies ,too, cause she touched Gant

Luckily, John is safe now.

Unfortunately, the ambulance is target of a well known mercenary terrorist group armed with some machine guns and bazookas, just because the driver is actually James Bond and he's "wanted" for some millions of dollars.

(Oh god...I'm bad at this)

Edit: ^ Use his, it rocks.

Luckily, John doesn't care that the hyena is dead.

Unfortunately, he had fallen madly in love with Gant.

Luckily, James Bond has spotted John and decides to help him

Unfortunately, There's a well armed chopper behind them

luckily, Bond has a grenade to bolw up the chopper
unfotunalty, the grenade bounces back at them

Luckily, some mother was walking on the street as the grenade bounced back to the ambulance, consequentely getting in the way and exploding, sparing the ambulance.

Unfortunately, the helicopter is ready to fire with all he got, and the pilot is none other than Wild Wolf.

Luckly the shots miss.

Unfortunatly they hit a tank full of explosives.

luckily the explosives are over 9000 miles away from Jhon doe, because he was running away for the past 20 minutes

unfortunalty, now John is in China, where he dosn't understand anybody