Epic Quotes

Ema Skye wrote:Ugh don't remind me. My fingernails hurt now.
...however that works

Nintendosaiyan wrote:XD Tell him to put DBZ back on...

...Or Samurai Champloo or Cowboy Bebop or something...

*Vegeta in pink shirt*
Trunks: I like your shirt
Vegeta: ...You would

*Bulma says something*
Vegeta: How is it that every time you open your mouth you prove how much of an IDIOT you are?

POKEFAG RECAST WISHES TO CHALLENGE WITH YOU!

GO, POKEFAG BOL!

CHOICES:

DEBATE LIKE ALL FAGGOTS DO.
FIGHT TO THE DEATH.
ITEMS, YOU KNOW, LIKE THROWING POKE BALLS AND PORN MAGAZINES.
FLEE LIKE A TEN YEAR OLD.

CHOICE: DEBATE

Brock says:
you got a Growlithe?
SIR BOL, THE STUBBORN says:
Why? Do you have one?
Brock says:
no...
SIR BOL, THE STUBBORN says:
Oh. Then yes, I do have one.
Brock says:
lol
I have yet to get a Vulpix
I still have to get past Sudowoodo
SIR BOL, THE STUBBORN says:
No you don't.
Just go into the grassy patches near em and poof.
Oh, wait.
Vulpix doesn't appear at night.
Brock says:
I have to get past Sudowoodo to get to the grass patches that have Vulpix...
SIR BOL, THE STUBBORN says:
No you don't.
SO ME.
ON ZE POKEDEX.
SHOW*
Brock says:
one sec
Facebook
is Pokemon whatever
SIR BOL, THE STUBBORN says:
Huh?
I don't ride on facebook that much.
Brock says:
you're supposed to get a pic of a Pokemon and put it as your display pic
SIR BOL, THE STUBBORN says:
Uh huh.
GET THE FUCKING VULPIX AND WE CAN TRADE.
Brock says:
HOLD ON
CHANGING MY FACEBOOK PIC
SIR BOL, THE STUBBORN says:
To what?
Brock says:
to Growlithe
SIR BOL, THE STUBBORN says:
*facehurt*
Ok.
So what's so badass about doing it?
Also.
Brock says:
it's a Facebook event
SIR BOL, THE STUBBORN says:
I caught a ditto. UNLIMTED EEVEE WORKS.
Brock says:
I CAUGHT 2
SIR BOL, THE STUBBORN says:
FUCK YOU.
Wait.
What good is two?
Brock says:
different natures/IVs
stuff you'll probably never bother with
SIR BOL, THE STUBBORN says:
Oh.
Yeah.
BROCK IS A REAL POKE FAG. FORGOTS.
Brock says:
nah
I'm not as hardcore as most others
SIR BOL, THE STUBBORN says:
I know. :3 Just busting the chops.
Brock says:
I'm kind of in the middle on a scale of casual to hardcore
SIR BOL, THE STUBBORN says:
CLOSER TO HARDCORE FROM THE WAY IT LOOKS.
Brock says:
I'ver never gotten a Pokemon to level 99
SIR BOL, THE STUBBORN says:
Neither have I.
Too much of a waste of time.
Brock says:
http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=679457
SIR BOL, THE STUBBORN says:
ISSUES.
FUCKING ISSUES.
No arts. I dealt with em too much yesterday.
Brock says:
lol
SIR BOL, THE STUBBORN says:
Only expection: K-ON images dealing with Listen ED.
exception*
Brock says:
Arcanine needs an intermediate stage
SIR BOL, THE STUBBORN says:
No it don't.
And it would look shitty.
Brock says:
nah
like
a teens version
http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=204340
kind of like that
SIR BOL, THE STUBBORN says:
That is an Arcanine.
Brock says:
I know
but it kind of looks younger
SIR BOL, THE STUBBORN says:
Yeah, but it's still an Arcanine.
Brock says:
youre missing the point
you're*
SIR BOL, THE STUBBORN says:
So it seems.
Brock says:
there should be a middle stage that looks like the one in the pic
SIR BOL, THE STUBBORN says:
No.
Brock says:
why not?
SIR BOL, THE STUBBORN says:
Ruins the magic.
Brock says:
not really
SIR BOL, THE STUBBORN says:
Yes it does.
Now when I play blue version and evolve my growlithe. I'll have to ignore that pokemon that it would have turned into and go staright to Arcanine
Brock says:
well, that's blue
SIR BOL, THE STUBBORN says:
And yellow.
Brock says:
this way, it'd kind of be like a starter Pokemon
SIR BOL, THE STUBBORN says:
And silver and gold, and crystal, and ruby...Oh should I go on?
Brock says:
but was Pichu in Red, Blue, and Yellow?
SIR BOL, THE STUBBORN says:
Doesn't count.
That's a before stage.
Brock says:
and what about the new evolutions for Magmar and Electabuzz?
but it skipped it
SIR BOL, THE STUBBORN says:
The one you are talking about is one that is right between two already established pokemon from the orginal game.
Magmar and Electabuzz are the in between, so they can get away with it.
Brock says:
it'd be like
you can use a Fire Stone on Growlithe to evolve it to Arcanine
OR you could level it up normally (maybe with another condition) to get to a middle stage, then level it up normally again to get to Arcanine
SIR BOL, THE STUBBORN says:
No.
That's stupid.
Brock says:
no it's not...
it'd add variety
if they did that to a bunch of other Pokemon too
SIR BOL, THE STUBBORN says:
It's either going to stay the evolved "normally" or you going to use the fucking fire stone.
There's no "let's get fucking bits of everything in one go"
Like damn Poliwag and Poliwhirl
Brock says:
I still don't get how the idea of adding a middle Pokemon sounds stupid...
SIR BOL, THE STUBBORN says:
Think about it.
Brock says:
it makes perfectly logical sense considering the Pokemon universe
SIR BOL, THE STUBBORN says:
No it's not.
Give me a silmialr example then.
Brock says:
they didn't have pre-evos before because they didn't know how eggs were made/worked, and there are different regional differences
SIR BOL, THE STUBBORN says:
Look,
Brock says:
so wouldn't it be obvious that there are other conditions that would lead to other evolutionary chains/differences?
SIR BOL, THE STUBBORN says:
That's BEFORE AND AFTER. NOT SMACK RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE.
Brock says:
WELL MAYBE NO ONE KNOWS HOW TO GET TO THE MIDDLE STAGE YET?
SIR BOL, THE STUBBORN says:
No.
That's so fucking stupid.
Brock says:
the Stones are used to give Pokemon growth spurts, but only certain Pokemon react to certain stones
SIR BOL, THE STUBBORN says:
Not to know how to get to the middle stage but somehow get to the end?
WHAT THE FUCK MAN? THIS MARIO WITH THE STAGE JUMPING?
Brock says:
so by using a Fire Stone, you may be bypassing a stage in the evolutionary chain that may be possible to achieve through another condition
SIR BOL, THE STUBBORN says:
THEN FUCK USING THE STONES THEN.
BY YOUR LOGIC.
Brock says:
BUT WHAT IF THE MIDDLE STAGE HAS DIFFERENT MOVES THAT COULD BE LEARNED?
SIR BOL, THE STUBBORN says:
AGAIN.
FUCK USING THE STONES THEN.
Brock says:
and like I said, regional differences
let's put it this way...
SIR BOL, THE STUBBORN says:
JUST GO MIDDLE ROUTE EACH AND EVERY TIME YOU CATCH AND USE THE DAMN FUCKER.
Brock says:
there could be 2 different Arcanines
SIR BOL, THE STUBBORN says:
No.
I'm not humoring this one.
Brock says:
one that has evolved from a Growlithe from a Fire Stone
and one that has evolved from Growlithe's potential middle stage
SIR BOL, THE STUBBORN says:
THEN IT WOULDN'T BE ARCANINE.
IT WOULD BE ANOTHER FUCKING FORM ALL TOGETHOR.
ER*
Brock says:
now, evolving Growlithe from a Fire Stone at a level earlier than it's potential middle stage would have Arcanine learning certain moves
SIR BOL, THE STUBBORN says:
WHAT/
NO.
Brock says:
but the if you evolve into the middle stage, you would have access to other moves that an Arcanine wouldn't normally have
SIR BOL, THE STUBBORN says:
ARCANINE HAS NEVER BEEN ABLE TO LEARN MOVES (EXPECT MAYBE A FEW)
Brock says:
EXTREMESPEED
SIR BOL, THE STUBBORN says:
THROUGH NATUARL GROWTH.
(EXCEPT A FUCKING FEW)
Brock says:
exactly!
SIR BOL, THE STUBBORN says:
FEW
FEW
FEW
FEW
NOT
10
Brock says:
those few moves are achievable through Fire Stone Arcanine
SIR BOL, THE STUBBORN says:
OR
9
3
WELL MAYBE 3
Brock says:
but wouldn't be accessible through middle stage -> Arcanine
SIR BOL, THE STUBBORN says:
NO.
TWO TYPES OF ARCANINE IS STUPID.
WHY NOT DO IT WITH ALL POKEMON THEN?
Brock says:
while middle stage would continue learning most of Growlithe's normal moves, it would have a few that are different from a normal Growlithe's that Arcanine wouldn't learn
SIR BOL, THE STUBBORN says:
TWO TYPES OF EVERY FUCKING EVOLOTION?
Brock says:
v_v
I NEVER SAID EVERY POKEMON SHOULD HAVE IT
SIR BOL, THE STUBBORN says:
WHY NOT.
IT WORKS.
OR DOES IT?
Brock says:
in tournaments, Arcanine isn't quite in the top tiers et
yet*
a middle stage that learns different moves could change that, or add an alternative type of Arcanine to the tourney table
SIR BOL, THE STUBBORN says:
No.
Brock says:
yes
SIR BOL, THE STUBBORN says:
No.
Brock says:
it could change up the tiers a lot if they did it to a select few
and I think Growlithe deserves it
SIR BOL, THE STUBBORN says:
That's so stupid. to have two OF THE SAME FUCKING POKEMON.
Brock says:
they're not two completely different
Pokemon
they were just raised differently
ISN'T THAT THE POINT OF POKEMON?
RAISING YOUR POKEMON THE WAY YOU WANT TO?
IF THERE'S MORE THAN ONE WAY TO RAISE A POKEMON, THAT'S BETTER
SIR BOL, THE STUBBORN says:
FEH. BUT YOU ALREADY SAID THAT THEY ARE DIFFERENT IN WHAT THEY LEARN.
Brock says:
THAT MEANS THERE AREN'T GOING TO BE LIKE 1 MILLION ARCANINES OUT THERE WITH THE SAME STATS/MOVES
SIR BOL, THE STUBBORN says:
THEREFORE, NOT NESSCARILY THE SAME.
Brock says:
I said that they would learn a few different moves
they're both coming from Growlithe
SIR BOL, THE STUBBORN says:
NO. I REFUSE TO AGREE TO THIS CHEAP ASS TACTIC.
Brock says:
IT'S NOT CHEAP
THAT'S LIKE CALLING MEWTWO CHEAP
BECAUSE IT WAS CLONED FROM MEW
BUT IT'S DIFFERENT
SIR BOL, THE STUBBORN says:
YES, IT IS.
THEREFORE, IT'S NOT LIKE CALLING MEWTWO CHEAP.
Brock says:
YES IT IS
MEWTWO AND MEW SHARE THE SAME DNA
BUT THEY ARE DIFFERENT
SIR BOL, THE STUBBORN says:
THAT SHIT IS ESTABLISHED IN THE FUCKING SIDE PLOT.
KEY WORDS: "FUCKING PLOT"
Brock says:
THE ONLY DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THIS EXAMPLE AND ARCANINE WOULD BE THAT ARCANINE ISN'T CLONED, BUT BOTH TYPES OF ARCANINE WOULD STILL HAVE TO HAVE BEEN GROWLITHES AT SOME POINT
SIR BOL, THE STUBBORN says:
THE OTHER FUCKING "ARCANINE" SHOULD BE A DIFFERENT POKEMON ALLTOGETHER.
Brock says:
NO IT SHOULDN'T
SIR BOL, THE STUBBORN says:
THE FACT THAT IT'S THE SAME FORM GIVES NO CREAVTIVE CHOICE IN PICKING A PATH. MOST FUCKING PEOPLE DO IT FOR ANOTHER FORM OF A POKEMON.
AND IN THIS CASE.
Brock says:
IN THIS CASE, IT WOULD BE FOR A DIFFERENT MOVESET
SIR BOL, THE STUBBORN says:
TO SAVE THE USE OF DAMN FIRE STONE.
Brock says:
BUT YOU'RE NOT TRYING TO SAVE THE USE OF A FIRE STONE
YOU'RE TRYING TO BUILD AN ARCANINE WITH A DIFFERENT MOVESET
SIR BOL, THE STUBBORN says:
MOVESET, FUCKSET. WHO CARES ABOUT THAT? WHAT COULD BE SO SPEICAL THAT THE MOVES ARE DIFFERENT FROM EACH OTHER WHEN THEY ARE GOING TO BE THE SAME FUCKING POKEMON??
Brock says:
WHAT'S THE POINT OF HAVING TWO DIFFERENT POKEMON WITH THE EXACT SAME STATS WITH ONLY A MINOR DIFFERENCE IN MOVESETS?
SIR BOL, THE STUBBORN says:
LET ME GUESS? ONE WITH THE FIRE STONE CAN LEARN SURF?
Brock says:
now you're not even making sense
the one with the Fire Stone could never learn Surf before, so why would it have it now?
SIR BOL, THE STUBBORN says:
THE DIFFERENCE IN MOVE SETS.
HOW BIG COULD THAT GAP POSSIBLY BE.
Brock says:
BIG
SIR BOL, THE STUBBORN says:
FEH.
YEAH RIGHT.
LET'S HEAR AN EXAMPLE THEN.
SHOW ME HOW BIG.
Brock says:
ARCANINE'S BEST STAT IS ATTACK
SIR BOL, THE STUBBORN says:
YEAH?
SO?
Brock says:
NOW, THE ONLY DECENT FIRE MOVE THAT RELIES ON ATTACK IS FLARE BLITZ
BUT THAT HAS HUGE RECOIL
HOWEVER, IT'S STILL VERY POWERFUL
SIR BOL, THE STUBBORN says:
GET TO THE FUCKING POINT.
Brock says:
YOU ASKED FOR AN EXAMPLE, YOU CAN HEAR THE WHOLE THING OUT
SIR BOL, THE STUBBORN says:
SO WHERE'S THE REST THEN?
Brock says:
I'D ALREADY BE DONE IF YOU DIDN'T KEEP INTERRUPTING
IT ALSO LEARNS EXTREMESPEED, A DECENT ATTACK WITH TOP PRIORITY IN BATTLES
NOW, WHAT IF IT HAD A FIRE MOVE THAT WAS POWERFUL, BUT NOT AS POWERFUL AS FLARE BLITZ, THAT DIDN'T HAVE RECOIL, BUT WAS STILL STRONGER THAN MOVE OF ITS OTHER FIRE MOVES THAT RELIED ON ATTACK?
IT'D SURVIVE A LOT LONGER
SIR BOL, THE STUBBORN says:
DONE?
Brock says:
NOT QUITE
SIR BOL, THE STUBBORN says:
WELL, THEN, BY ALL MEANS, CONTINUE.
Brock says:
OF COURSE
NOW, IT COULD ALSO LEARN OTHER TYPES OF SPEED-BASED MOVES
PERHAPS IN DIFFERENT TYPES
SIR BOL, THE STUBBORN says:
OF COURSE, SINCE IT HAS SUCH SHITTY SPEED.
Brock says:
actually, I'm gonna have to hold off on our debate for a bit
SIR BOL, THE STUBBORN says:
Oh. That's a shame.
Brock says:
since I want to play a game of LoL before I go to bed
SIR BOL, THE STUBBORN says:
I was having fun.
Brock says:
I have to work for 16 hours tomorrow
so I need my sleep
SIR BOL, THE STUBBORN says:
Disgusting.

Ema Skye wrote:So I'm driving with Clare in the car on the way to see Scott Pilgrim and this happened (on a not very busy street luckily)
Me: "Holy shit is that..."
Me: "IT IS OH MY GOD *slams on brakes and parks car in the middle of the road before jumping out*
Clare: "THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING"
Me: *Grabs 5 dollar bill from the middle of the road and dives back in the car" "I FOUND FIVE DOLLARS BRO"
Clare: *facepalm*

Nintendosaiyan wrote:XD Congratulations but be careful... Last night my uncle was driving us home and didn't see the man on the bike to the right of us. The man crashed into the side of the car and his face rolled against the window. It was pretty scary >.<

book of life wrote:It's not the quote that's too long, it's your attention span that's too short.

Nintendosaiyan wrote:Oh my gosh... XD

And yes I have a short attention span too