Re: Epic Quotes

by **Riu** Sat Aug 14, 2010 3:06 pm

No it's not xD
I think it's like a milkshake

by **WunderbarPhalanges** Sat Aug 14, 2010 9:23 pm

Yeah, it's a milkshake... with malt flavoring... and it's nasty shit.

Epic Quote:
Mom: Look, a pink Cadillac.
Me: Ooooo.
*a little while later*
Me: I want a pink Cadallic.
Mom: ... you want to paint your cat black?
Me: .................
Mom: That's what I heard...
Me: ...
Mom: ... what did you say?
Me: ... I want a pink Cadillac... o.O

by **book of life** Sat Aug 14, 2010 9:37 pm

Riu mad earlier.

by **Riu** Sat Aug 14, 2010 11:42 pm

XDDDD

by NS Sun Aug 15, 2010 5:02 pm

Ema Skye wrote:Oh my god this just happened in AIM
Clare: Don't get your panties in a twist
Me: My penis is always in a twist though
Clare: ...
Me: OH GOD I READ THAT WRONG JUST IGNORE ME

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

But wow... I can't believe how many masturbation jokes have been going on on this thread XD

And what happened with your mum happens ALL the time with me. I'm the one who mishears things, by the way

by **WunderbarPhalanges** Sun Aug 15, 2010 5:44 pm

It's not nearly as awesome as misreading panties, though. :D

by **Riu** Sun Aug 15, 2010 5:51 pm

...
what?

IGET PIZZA

by **WunderbarPhalanges** Sun Aug 15, 2010 6:21 pm

I WANT PIZZA, TOO.

by **Riu** Sun Aug 15, 2010 6:45 pm

NUUU
IT'S MINE

by **WunderbarPhalanges** Sun Aug 15, 2010 7:03 pm

by **Riu** Sun Aug 15, 2010 7:40 pm

...
oookay
*hands Wunder a piece*

by **WunderbarPhalanges** Sun Aug 15, 2010 8:33 pm

Yay! :D

by **Riu** Sun Aug 15, 2010 9:05 pm

....
*goes to get a piece himself*

by **WunderbarPhalanges** Sun Aug 15, 2010 9:53 pm

I read that as, "goes to get a piece of himself"
And I thought, "That's what she said."

by **Riu** Sun Aug 15, 2010 10:26 pm

....
WTF

by **book of life** Mon Aug 16, 2010 1:57 am

"If you can't take the shit, get out of the ass."

by **WunderbarPhalanges** Mon Aug 16, 2010 2:33 am

book of life wrote:"If you can't take the shit, get out of the ass."

Hahahaha.

by NS Mon Aug 16, 2010 7:33 am

That's a brilliant quote right there.

Also, what's this about misreading panties?

by **Ema Skye** Mon Aug 16, 2010 11:08 am

I missread panties as penis remember?

by **Riu** Mon Aug 16, 2010 12:04 pm

I love panties

by NS Mon Aug 16, 2010 12:49 pm

Oh yeah...

Anyway here's something off Ar Tonelico II which I found hilarious:

Auntie: I like you.
Uncle: I like you, too.
Auntie: I like you a lot.
Uncle: I like you a lot, too.
Auntie: I like you so much.
Uncle: I like you so much, too.
Auntie: I'm so happy.
Uncle: Me, too.
Auntie: I'm happier than you are.
Uncle: No, I am.
Auntie: No, I am.
Uncle: Nope, I am.
Auntie: No! I'm so much happier than you are!
Uncle: No way! I am!
Auntie: ......
Uncle: ......
Auntie: ......
Uncle: ......
Auntie: I like you.
Uncle: I like you, too.
Auntie: Like, A LOT.
Uncle: Me, too.
Auntie: I love you.

by NS Mon Aug 16, 2010 1:59 pm

Mum, calling my sister down: COME DOWN SO WE CAN DO THE GUINEA PIG!

by **Ema Skye** Mon Aug 16, 2010 2:37 pm

Oh my god wat

by **Riu** Mon Aug 16, 2010 2:57 pm

...........
call PETA

by **WunderbarPhalanges** Mon Aug 16, 2010 4:40 pm

Nintendosaiyan wrote:Mum, calling my sister down: COME DOWN SO WE CAN DO THE GUINEA PIG!

lol, wha?

Riu wrote:...........
call PETA

Those fucking hypocrites would join in.

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