Epic Quotes

*a typical scenario with me and friend playing a FPS*

Me: It's quiet. Too quiet.

Friend: Dude, shut up before something happens.

*ambush appears out of nowhere*

Me: Ah, this is nothing, what's the worse that can possibly happen?

*another ambush appears from behind us*

Me: OH SHIT. THIS IS BAD. THIS REALLY BAD. IT CAN'T POSSIBLY GET ANY WORSE.

*FUCKING HUGE ASS CREATURE BREAKS THROUGH AND STARTS FUCKING SHIT UP*

Friend: DUDE. THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT.

XDDD

"That does not sound good to my eyes."

A teacher I had last year said this. What made it even funnier was he was a jerk to everyone because he always thought he was so much smarter than them.

XDDD

seen on IMDB.com boards:
"Pauly Shore is a better actor than David [Carradine] because Pauly Shore can play various characters, however poorly, while all that David can act as is a dead body!

Definition of troll on IMDb - anyone who expresses a view different to mine."


*snorts*

XD

Haha, BoL's one made me smile.

There's no video of it on Youtube so I'll try and remember this quote from The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air...

Comedian: I had this great joke about how I'm so pro-black I can't even take aspirin because I'd have to pick the cotton off!

*A while later, Will goes on the show to steal his joke*

Will: The other day I had a headache... but I couldn't take the aspirin... .......BECAUSE I'M BLACK!!!...

Audience: ...

Will: I mean... because it has cotton... AND I'M BLACK...!

XD
I don't like Fresh Prince, but still xD

xDDD


I seriously want to point out, "Your comment sort of lost its validity when you spelled oxymoron wrong..."

Riu wrote:XD
I don't like Fresh Prince, but still xD

...BECAUSE HE'S BLACK!

XDD
IMMMA RACIST RAR!!!one1!!!1!

XD WTF

"YOU ARE A RACIST, MAAAAM, YOU ARE A RACIST"

XDD

xD wtf...

XD

So... here's a story.

Caleb and I are talking... 'cause sometimes every once in a while we do that. xD
Anyhow, Edgeworth (the cat) has become very very very demanding. He'll meow (yeah, apparently he isn't mute like I thought he was) very pathetically to try and get my attention... but I wasn't really responding.
So he makes the WEIRDEST meowing noise... it seriously sounded like a dinosaur from a movie. xDD
And Caleb's all, "What are you, a dinosaur?" and I just laughed and laughed and laughed for like four minutes straight...
and so, Edgeworth didn't get the attention he so craved, because I was laughing so hard... xD;

And now his new nickname is Utahraptor.

XD I love laughing uncontrollably like that

Like the "I got a kitten in there!" thing you said earlier. XDDDD

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I found this in the comment box of a video showing the Gym Leader battle music off Pokemon Stadium, I found it quite amusing. *Corrects the grammar and spelling on it*

Battle Starts:
Opponent: *Releases a Pokemon*
Me: "Shit, what's that bad against again?!" *Frantically gets the Pokemon handbook and hurries through...............*
Announcer: "WHAT'S THE MATTER TRAINER?"
Me: "HOLD THE FUCK ON!"
~Continues battle frustrated and pissed~

"HOLD THE FUCK ON!" made me laugh because I can SOOO relate to it. That announcer never shut up XD

And now I'm gonna play some Pokemon Stadium...

XDDDD

Adventures in the Tub With Edgeworth (the cat):

Edgeworth: *licks some of the bubbles*
Me: ... you're weird. *pause* .... *takes some of the bubbles on her finger and tries it* ... hey, that's really not all that bad.

XD You're crazy...

...and do you usually have baths with that lucky cat?

^.^;;;
Yeah, he usually comes and sits on the edge of the tub... partaking in playing with and eating bubbles.