Flirtabout H.U.G. Erotic Stories (R-rated)

I'm 97. It says so next to my post.

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[sarcasm] Suuuuree [/sarcasm]

Well I'm older than you, young man.

*flips Skipperdee off*

Mature. This proves my point even further that you should not be looking at pornography.

I have 5 words for you:
"Puberty is one nasty bitch."

Not that you'd know that yet.

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Yes I would, this proves my point, you don't even know when puberty starts.
(In boys it can start at about 11 years old or so. *lol can't remember exact age, but definatly at least about a year younger than I am now*)

You haven't even started puberty yet, young man.

Yes I have, I get erections, I masturbate, hell I even ejaculate (which usually occurs about a year after onset of puperty), I have (a small amount of) armpit hair (wow tmi) and pubic hair (way way tmi)
I'm pretty sure I've started puberty

That is wildly inappropriate information that I could have lived my life not knowing about you. You should really learn to be safer on the internet and not talk about such things. There are some very "unfriendly" people on the net.

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*is going to ignore Skipperdee from now on*

I'm only trying to help.

*goes to work on smut*

http://cybertip.ca/app/en/inet_safe_overview

Here, this may help.

*keeps working on smut*

You really need to be safer.

Riu wrote:-__-
*is going to ignore Skipperdee from now on*

Ditto. -.-
Why are they even here... they don't seem like a PW fan...
... maybe it's a cop. o.O

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*runs*
No, wait a cop would be more mature

Silly, it's called being undercover.
-_- God knows what would have lead the cops to our doorstep, though...
*coughspammercough*

*coughpedocough*

Who, me?!
Or Creepy McCreeperson?

Um,the gant smileies being used alerted the police

That'd be... really weird.
I dye my eyebrows, too. ;3 < - random
... you're not supposed to do that.

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