Kill/Shag/Marry

Uh...
Marry NS
Shag the Grim Reaper
Kill the already dead raccoon so I'm not killing anything. :D

Aliucon, Me, Wunder. (This'll be so bad.)

YES

Shag Aliucon (;D <3 <3)
Marry Wunder (:D:D:D YEA~!)
Kill you (:D ... err, D:)

Me, SNK, Blinq

Marry Blinq. (Mwhahaha.)
Shag SNK.
Kill you. ;D

Me, NS, SKD.

...Strange how I could see the character in my avatar facing a similar awkward decision.

Marry Marisa (I respect you way too much to have anything more carnal)
Shag NS
Kill SKD (Sorry, man... I'll make sure you have a decent funeral. R.I.P.) LOL, funeral music would be this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BBIFaF8YjYc

I'll have this come back to "normal"!

Leon S. Kennedy, Raito and Mai Valentine
(Resident Evil, Death Note and Yu-Gi-Oh!)

(raito? *looks up* Light Yagami?)
Shag Mai
Marry Leon (HES SO HAWT)
Kill raito (with my death note xD)

Gant, Sal manella, or Hotti xDD

KILL ALL THREE! ...I guess that's not an option, is it?

Oh, lord forgive me...

Marry Sal,
Kill Gant,
And (ugh.) shag Hotti.

Um...
Regina Barry, Zak Gammarye (or however his last name is spelled), or Billy Bob Johns (aka Maximillion Galactica)

Shag Max
Kill Regina
and, ugh, Marry Zak

Umm, Santa Clause, Rudolf the Red-Nosed Reindeer, or umm, The Easter Bunny

Wow. So either I make Santa Clause a pedophile or I do bestiality. Hard choice.
Let's see...I'll kill Rudolph so I don't destroy kid's dreams too terribly.
Shag the Easter Bunny because we couldn't legally get married anyway.
And marry Santa Clause. I guess that would make me Mrs. Clause.

Hm...
Lions, Tigers, or bears (oh, my)? xD

Kill Tigers
Shag Lions (I bet they're pretty big 'down there' )
Marry Bears (oh my)

Monkey D. Luffy, Naruto Uzumaki, or Link THE HERO OF TIME (*fanfare*)

Wow. Tough decision because I don't want to kill any of them.
Shag Link
Marry Naruto
Pretend to kill Monkey D. Luffy, but really keep him alive and in hiding somewhere...

God, the devil, or Jesus Christ? (Wow. I am evil for coming up with this.)

What the fuck? Do not tell me that you watch One Piece. That is the most fucked up show EVAR.

Oooh, you are evil.
I'm more evil for answering.

Shag Jesus Christ (... lightning will now strike me dead)
Marry God
Kill the Devil.


Steve Jobs , Bill Gates... and...
SANTA.

But yeah, seriously, most fucked up anime ever.
No no... that's a lie.
I heard about this other one... that this chick has a city in her stomach... full of cats or something. I blocked it from my mind, so I don't remember too well.

Don't be silly.... I read the manga xD
Marry Steve (FREE IPHONE BITCHES!)
Shag santa (I wanna see the present he has for me *IS SHOT SO DEAD*
Kill Gates :D

L, Mello, Near

(No no no... no one gets a free iPhone. Seriously.
And as for that Santa thing... you should die.)

... um, pictures?

oh
you don't watch/read death note? 0_0
L, Mello, Near

... nice functional links there...

v.v only one of them isn't working!

But it's two of them! And it's getting cut off by the forum.
WHICH IS NOT AN URBAN MYTH. IT HAPPENS.

Then just google them yourself

Lida, that was evil...

And Bobobobobobobo is weirder.

Haha! Told you I'm evil. :D

Shag Near
Marry L
Kill Mellow (he's scary-looking).

Um...
Drew Carey, Rosanne Conner, Ray Romano.

All I know is Ray Romano because I'm an Everybody Loves Raymond addict xD

I'd look the others up but it's bedtime, goodnight *hugs*

Okay.

Rosanne

Drew Carey

Ray Romano

It made me laugh when I opened Ray Romano and saw Drew Carey again XD

I'd shag Rosanne (for the vagina), marry Ray (for the money) and kill Drew (just because)

Golem, Potemkin and Heather Trott

Hahaha! I don't know how that happened. It was the right link on the preview.

Shag Potemkin
Marry Golem
Kill Heather

Hilary Clinton, Barack Obama, or Sarah Palin?