Kill/Shag/Marry

Okay so basically someone lists off three people and whoever posts next has to say that they would kill one shag another, and marry the other one. After you choose who you would kill/shag/marry, then you name off three more people.
Uh I kinda suck at explaining thing so here's an example.

Person 1 Edgeworth, Phoenix, Maya
Person 2 Kill Maya, Shag Edgeworth, and marry Phoenix.
Klavier, Kristoph, Apollo

Yeah that's pretty much it! Oh and if you name someone you think not everyone would know it would be nice if you had a picture or something to go with it!

So to start off let's just go with Klavier, Kristoph, and Apollo.

...

New rule

There must be AT LEAST 1 girl in it

No :D
(what's Shag by the way?)
Kill kristoph
Shag Klavier
Marry Apollo

Your mother, Your father, Your sister (There NS two girls for you :D)

Wow I guess I just assumed you would know because you're perverted.
If you say you want to shag someone it means you want to do them.

'Kay~!

So uh I guess I'll start it up again
Manfred Von Karma, Jean Armstrong, Wendy Oldbag

Oh, I get it!
......
...... wow, uh...

Marry von Karma?
... shag... ... oh my Jesus. ><

Shag von Karma? (Ew... but it's the best choice v.v)
Marry Jean Armstrong (teach him to cook, eh?)
Kill Wendy Oldbag


Jo Gibb, Nosferatu, Santa

Kill Jo Gibb
Shag Nosferatu
Marry Santa

Neku, Beat, Joshua (:D)

....................................... did he just say shag Nosferatu?

...I think so O_O

Ugh, this is horrible...

...

Shag Joshua because he's the girliest...
Marry Neku because he's the coolest...
Kill Beat, although he's also cool...

But PLEASE can we NOT do all boys? PLEASE?

Wei Yan, Doris Roberts (AKA Marie Barone), and Bridget (who, by the way, is a BOY!!!)

You should have shagged Beat, Joshy needs to die :D... well not really, but he's annoying sometimes

WunderbarPhalanges wrote:....................................... did he just say shag Nosferatu?

I didn't know who that was xD
...well NS who do you think I wanna shag?
Shag Wei Yan (even though he's scary looking << >>)
Kill Doris Roberts
Marry Bridget (cause then I can screw him everyday)

Ok:
Laharl from Disgaea, Princess Sakura from Tsubasa Chronicle, or Fai D. Flourite (gayest guy ever) from Tsubasa Chronicle

Kill Princess Sakura
Shag Laharl
and marry Fai D. Flourite

Ike from Fire Emblem, Akihiko Sanada from Persona 3, or Rikku from Final Fantasy X

Well you moron, you could have clicked on the link.

... I did?

EDIT: OH no wait fail, fail, you weren't een talking to me. This is why I should pay attention on occasion.

KILL SAKURA!? B-but she's so beautiful and kind 0_0!

WunderbarPhalanges wrote:Well you moron, you could have clicked on the link.

I didn't feel like it... Ironicly, however, I just saw the "Hash-slinging Slasher" episode of Spongebob, that has Nosferatu in it xDD

Kill Rikku
Shag Ike
Marry that other guy

Mario, Luigi, Bowser xD

I'm kinda tempted to post pictures of my friends here..
XD

haha oh well..
I'll just leave :o

"Then... who's switching the lights?"
...
"NOSFERATUUUU" xDDDDDDD

Also I'm not answering all-boy ones

Don't be such a poor sport
but fine,
Bowser Mario Peach

Marry Mario for the sake of alliteration.
Shag Peach. What? That way neither of us will get pregnant.
Kill Bowser.

Hm...Phoenix, Maya, Edgeworth.

Kill Maya (NOOOO maya!!!)
Shag Edgeworth (even though I don't like him)
Marry Phoenix

Link Zelda Midna

Kill Zelda(Now I feel bad)
Shag Midna (because I really didn't want to kill her)
Marry Link(because he's hot)

Lana, Franziska, or Dahlia.

Kill Dahlia
Marry Lana
Shag Franziska (Rowr, whip me some more baby)

Bob the builder, Barney, a Leoplurodon

What the...
Kill Barney(he's kinda creepy)
Shag Bob the builder
Marry the Leoplurodon(cuz no one else can say they're married to a friggin leoplurodon!)

Kyle Hyde, Louis, or Iris (all from Hotel Dusk room 215)

Kill Iris and her silly, silly hair
Shag Kyle (Rowr)
and I guess marry Louis (bleh)

Samara Morgen, Ryuk from Death Note, or the pokemon Grimer

Uh kill Samara
Shag Grimer
Marry Ryuk(hey he's awesome in his own creepy way.)


Hijikata from Gintama
http://images.google.com/imagesgbv=2&hl=en&sa=1&q=Toshiro+Hijikata&btnG=Search+images&aq=f&oq=&aqi=&start=0,
Gintoki from Gintama
http://images.google.com/imagesgbv=2&hl=en&sa=1&q=Gintoki+Sakata&btnG=Search+images&aq=f&oq=&aqi=&start=0
Sougo from Gintama
http://images.google.com/imagesgbv=2&hl=en&sa=1&q=Sougo+Okita&btnG=Search+images&aq=f&oq=&aqi=&start=0