Online Quizzes

Well, who doesn't find happiness of some sort with that? Really now.... ;D

....Not like I'm experienced with that or anything....

....I never knew you were such a perv :P

This kind is always good fun:
http://www.beliefnet.com/Entertainment/Quizzes/BeliefOMatic.aspx

1. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (100%) - ... whosawhatsas?
2. Baha'i Faith (80%)
3. Liberal Quakers (79%) - Did it just call me a Quaker?
4. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (75%) - Those teachings are quite ingrained in me. ^^;
5. Unitarian Universalism (71%)
6. Reform Judaism (66%)
7. Jehovah's Witness (64%) - ... I'm not a crazy person! ... okay, they aren't that crazy. But let's not go in to the whole blood transfusion thing.
8. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (62%)
9. Neo-Pagan (60%)
10. New Age (59%)
11. Orthodox Quaker (57%)
12. Mahayana Buddhism (55%)
13. Orthodox Judaism (55%)
14. Theravada Buddhism (54%)
15. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (53%)
16. New Thought (49%)
17. Sikhism (47%)
18. Islam (47%)
19. Jainism (38%)
20. Secular Humanism (37%)
21. Taoism (36%)
22. Eastern Orthodox (34%)
23. Roman Catholic (34%)
24. Seventh Day Adventist (34%)
25. Scientology (32%)
26. Hinduism (29%)
27. Nontheist (25%)

Har har...
http://www.beliefnet.com/Faiths/Christianity/Quiz/Are-You-A-Glutton.aspx

Already know the answer. *takes*

Light
The angels won't have any trouble hoisting you to heaven.

Super-skinny
Spiritually, you might be a bit too thin.

Love Handles
Have you heard the saying, "Less is more?"

Spiritually Overweight
The diner in hell has a corner booth reserved for you. - *brays laughing...* IT'S SO TRUE!

w00t.
http://www.beliefnet.com/section/quiz/index.asp?surveyID=27
What is your spiritual type?

You scored 62, on a scale of 25 to 100. Here's how to interpret your score:
25 - 29
Hardcore Skeptic -- but interested or you wouldn't be here!
30 - 39
Spiritual Dabbler -- Open to spiritual matters but far from impressed
40 - 49
Active Spiritual Seeker � Spiritual but turned off by organized religion
50 - 59
Spiritual Straddler � One foot in traditional religion, one foot in free-form spirituality
60 - 69
Old-fashioned Seeker -- Happy with my religion but searching for the right expression of it
70 - 79
Questioning Believer � You have doubts about the particulars but not the Big Stuff
80 - 89
Confident Believer � You have little doubt you�ve found the right path
90 - 100
Candidate for Clergy - Thank heaven that isn't me. Lol, thank heaven.

To answer Riu: I can be when I want to... but why should I bother? :P

Anyway, I took one of the spiritual quizzes. xD ('Cause I'm too lazy to find my own quizzes apparently!)

I got:

1. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (100%)
2. Jehovah's Witness (90%) ....o_o
3. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (90%)
4. Baha'i Faith (89%)
5. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (85%)
6. Islam (74%)
7. Orthodox Judaism (74%)
8. Orthodox Quaker (73%)
9. Liberal Quakers (69%)
10. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (59%)
11. Reform Judaism (57%)
12. Jainism (57%)
13. Unitarian Universalism (55%)
14. Sikhism (54%)
15. Theravada Buddhism (54%)
16. Seventh Day Adventist (52%)
17. Mahayana Buddhism (52%)
18. Eastern Orthodox (44%)
19. Roman Catholic (44%)
20. Hinduism (39%)
21. New Thought (37%)
22. Scientology (35%)
23. Secular Humanism (33%)
24. New Age (29%)
25. Taoism (29%)
26. Neo-Pagan (28%)
27. Nontheist (28%)

I don't know what some of these are, lol...

Whoa, wait, what? XD
Are you a Mormon? (Er, you don't have to answer if you don't want to ^^; )

xD I've just never seen 100%... well, from me at least.

... what would happen... if you mixed the first four?
... good times, I say, good times.

Haha, I've never really considered myself a Mormon before. xD Well, my belief system is just rather basic as it is....

WunderbarPhalanges wrote:
... what would happen... if you mixed the first four?
... good times, I say, good times.

..........XDDD

Marisa wrote:Haha, I've never really considered myself a Mormon before. xD Well, my belief system is just rather basic as it is....

That's interesting that you hit 100%
I just figured you must have grown up a Mormon or something. ^^;
I grew up one and I only get 75% xDDD
I still technically am one.

And my dad has only one wife, thank you.

I'd kill myself if scientology ranked above Mormonism for me.

Ugh, scientologists...

WunderbarPhalanges wrote:

Marisa wrote:Haha, I've never really considered myself a Mormon before. xD Well, my belief system is just rather basic as it is....

That's interesting that you hit 100%
I just figured you must have grown up a Mormon or something. ^^;
I grew up one and I only get 75% xDDD
I still technically am one.

And my dad has only one wife, thank you.

But, Wunder, you hit 100% on page 2 of this thread for.... BUDDISM XDDD

"EXPLANATION OF RESULTS: The results are scored on a curve. The highest possible score, 100%, represents the closest match to your responses; it does not mean that you share every view of that belief. Several, or a combination, of the top scoring matches may accurately reflect your beliefs system."
.....
XD

1. Secular Humanism (100 %)
2. Unitarian Universalism (89 %)
3. Liberal Quakers - Religious Society of Friends (88 %)
4. Mainline - Liberal Christian Protestants (83 %)
5. Reform Judaism (81 %)
6. Non-theist (75 %)
7. Neo-Pagan (61 %)
8. Orthodox Quaker - Religious Society of Friends (60 %)
9. New Age (57 %)
10. Theravada Buddhism (57 %)
11. Bahai (54 %)
12. Taoism (52 %)
13. Islam (49 %)
14. Orthodox Judaism (49 %)
15. Christian Science Church of Christ, Scientist (48 %)
16. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (45 %)
17. New Thought (44 %)
18. Scientology (43 %)
19. Jainism (42 %)
20. Mahayana Buddhism (40 %)
21. Sikhism (38 %)
22. Mainline - Conservative Christian Protestant (36 %)
23. Seventh Day Adventist (36 %)
24. Jehovahs Witness (36 %)
25. Eastern Orthodox (28 %)
26. Roman Catholic (28 %)
27. Hinduism (16 %)

xD I guess I did.
... weird. xD

What Flavor Pocky Are You?
Yeah, you saw that right!


Your attitude: modern and offbeat
You are East meets West. Sweet meets salty.
You are fond of contradictions. You are a contradiction.
You're a pro at bringing unusual combos together!


It's so true.

Are you destined for world domination?
You are not destined for world domination
You are destined for something else...
Like inventing a new type of cupcake.
You just don't have the stomach for brutality.
But watch out - because many people do! (*snort*)


lolz
What Personality Disorder Are You?
Borderline
Your mood swings make a roller coaster look tame!
When you're up, you're a little bit crazy...
And when you're down, your whole world is crashing
Scary thing is, these moods can change by the minute!


What Mythological Creature Are You?
Mermaid
You are a total daydreamer, and people tend to think you're flakier than you actually are.
While your head is often in the clouds, you'll always come back to earth to help someone in need.
Beyond being a caring person, you are also very intelligent and rational.
You understand the connections of the universe better than almost anyone else. (... yay?)


Are You An Attention Whore?
You are an attention whore
There's no doubt about it, you'll do almost anything for attention.
You crave fame, recognition, and your own entourage of adoring friends.
And when it does feel good when you are in the spotlight, you feel pretty down when no one notices you.
You're so desperate for attention, you're likely to be well known for the wrong reasons. And it's no fun being the Paris Hilton of your social group.

You come across as: Dramatic and needy

People may wrongly think you're: Completely self centered and self absorbed
(xD Still so true)

I'm bannana pocky and I'm going to rule the world, I'm borderline

I'm chocolate-orange pocky. Well, okay...
Also borderline. No suprise there. And I'm a Centaur on that mythical quiz ^^

lol, is everyone borderline?

For the first one I got the cupcake thing

You May Be a Bit Schizotypal...
A bit odd and socially isolated.
You couldn't care less of what others think.
And some of your beliefs are a little weird.
Like that time you thought you were Jesus.

You Are a Centaur
In general, you are a very cautious and reserved person.
However, you are also warm hearted, and you enjoy helping others in practical ways.
You are a great teacher, and you are really good at helping people get their lives in order.
You are very intuitive, and you go with your gut. You make good decisions easily.

You Don't Need Extra Attention
You're perfectly happy with who you are, and you don't need attention to feel good about yourself.
You prefer to let your actions and accomplishments speak for themselves.
Working hard to get people to like you is your idea of a nightmare.
You've got a lot going on, and anyone with half a brain will notice that on their own!

You come across as: Confident and serious

People may wrongly think you're: Stuck up and shy


Man I'm weird!

I failed and posted stuff that made no sense so I erased it. fffffffff

Your Existing Situation
"Outgoing but unpredictable and unstable. Likes things to go her way,
otherwise she becomes agitated, indecisive, and fake in her
activities."


Your Stress Sources
"Delights in the finer things in life and things that appeal to the
senses, but can be critical. Is careful and cautious and must believe
she is not being manipulated or tricked. Keeps her emotions in check
and is always analyzing her relationships in order to know exactly
where she stands at all times. Demands complete honesty as a protection
against her naturally trusting nature."

Your Restrained Characteristics
"Tries
to participate and involve herself in things going on around him;
however, avoids conflict and arguments to reduce stress and tension."Giving
more than she is getting back and feels misunderstood and
unappreciated. Feels she is being forced into compromising and even her
close relationships leave her feeling emotional distant.Giving
more than she is getting back and feels misunderstood and
unappreciated. Feels she is being forced into compromising and even her
close relationships leave her feeling emotional distant.Current
events have her feeling forced to make bargains and put aside her own
desires for now. she is able to find satisfaction and happiness through
sexual activity.

Your Desired Objective
"Has a strong desire to contribute and influence others, but it can
make her restless. she is driven by her desires and hopes. Enjoys a
wide range of activities, but she may spread herself to thin taking on
too much."

Your Actual Problem
Harshly critical of the existing situation which she believes is
disorganized and unclear. Seeking some sort of solution which will make
the situation more clear and with some sort of organization.

That was actually pretty accurate for the most part
Weird.