Re: LIVING THREAD: Mafia

by blinq Thu Jan 29, 2009 7:39 pm

great

by **hippietree** Thu Jan 29, 2009 8:10 pm

Vote Tally!

Aliucon-2
Riu
.Marisa.

book of life-2
.•°٭blinq٭°•.
Aliucon

If this goes over your head Clicky here! and read the first post. It'll probably still go over your head after that, but I think it's funny and that's all I care about! :P

Professah Layton walked in and looked at the thread. Deciding these n00bs needed help he decided to share some words of wisdom.

"Now, children, gather close to me. It's time for a bout of Layton's Inafallible Words of Wisdom!"

"Oh not this again..." hippie mumbled from the GM's seat.

Layton continued, "Now, my children, lynchings are normally a semi-random process. There is, of course, Critical Thinking, but for the most part, Day One Lynches are horribly useless and random things. Without our Cops, there aren't many Investigation results avalible, so we're pretty much on our own, here."

Riu responded, "No shit."

Layton then began singing very badly, "IT'S TIMES LIKE THESE, THESE DAY ONE LYNCHES, WHERE WE'RE TEMPTED TO THROW IN THE TOWEL. WE'RE PRETTY MUCH ON OUR OWN, HERE, AND THE MAFIA'S ON THE PROWL. NO ONE LOOKS GUILTY, AND NO ONE'S CONFESSED, SO WE'RE LEFT TO DETERMINE, THROUGH ALL OF THE REST!
"And sometimes, it's quite difficult.
"BUT IF WE CANNOT DETERMINE, WHO'S INNOCENT AND WHO'S GUILTY... IF WE'RE LEFT WITH THE NOT-CHOICE OF A LYNCH, AND TWO SUSPECTS HAVE WE...!
"We can deadlock!"

"Deadlock? What's a 'deadlock'?" .Marisa. asked.

"It's a tie in the votes." Aliucon answered.

"And why the hell would we want to do that?" Riu asked.

Layton walked over to them and said, "Because, my boy...
"DEADLOCKS ARE GOOD FOR THE TOWN!"

"Ohhhh, dear." blinq said, "Is he actually goin gto sing?"

Aliucon shrugged.

Layton continued preaching to the bewieldered Town, "WHEN CRITICAL THINKING IS NOT ENOUGH, AND THE TOWN IS IN DESPAIR, IT'S TIMES LIKE THESE WE NEED TO RALLY, AND SHOW WE REALLY CARE! IF WE'RE COUGHT BETWEEN TWO PEOPLE: SUSPECT A AND SUSPECT B, WE CAN DEADLOCK THE VOTES; SEND THWM BOTH TO THE GALLOWS! IT'S LIKE A LYNCH, EXCEPT, IT'S FREE!"

Book of life mumbled, "He knows deadlocks are decided by a coinflip, right?"

"I wouldn't memtion that to him if I were you..." blinq said.

Layton kept singing, "DON'T WORRY MY FELLOW TOWNIES, WE NEED A SMILE, NOT A FROWN. FOR WE'VE GOT A WEAPON, A SECRET WEAPON-
"BECAUSE DEADLOCKS ARE GOOD FOR THE TOWN!"

Aliucon stood up in the middle of the group and started singing (much better than Layton), "You know, guys, he may have a point.
"IN TIMES LIKE THESE, WHEN WE CAN'T DECIDE, AND THERE'S NO OTHER PLACE WE CAN GO, IT'S TIME FOR US, TO STAND UPRIGHT, AND TO THE MAFIA SHOW-
"THAT DEADLOCKS ARE GOOD FOR THE TOWN!"

"... This isn't going to work, you know." Riu commented.

Some poeple began singing, "MAYBE HE'S RIGHT, MAYBE HE'S GOT A POINT, MAYBE THERE'S A METHOD TO THE MADNESS. BUT IF HE'S WRONG-AND HE COULD BE SO WRONG! THEN WE SHALL BE FILLED WITH SADNESS!
"The chance is to great! The risk too high! One of our Townies will surely die! ...Deadlocks are not good for the Town!"

Aliucon said, "I don't know what you're talking about, Riu. It's a better idea than anything YOU'VE come up with."

Other people began singing, "IT'S TIMES LIKE THESE, PROFESSAH LAYTON, WHEN WE'RE LOST AND DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO. BUT WE KNOW ONE THING FOR SURE: WE'D LOVE TO FOLLOW YOU!
"Layton's right, don't you see? He'll lynch Mafians, tee hee hee! Deadlocks are good for the Town!"

Layton stood in between the two groups of Townies, "Well, would you look at this! We're deadlocked over the idea of whether or not to deadlock!
"IT'S ALL RIGHT, IT'S OKAY, I PROMISE TO LYNCH MAFIANS, DAY AFTER DAY. FOLLOW ME AND YOU WILL SEE, HOW FORTUNATE THE MERITS OF A "DEADLOCK" CAN BE!
"Don't you trust me? I'm a Townie, after all. You in particular, Riu-why go against a plan so OBVIOUSLY Townie? You are in the Town, right?"

"O-O-Of c-c-course I am, P-P-Professah Layton." Riu said nervously.

"Well, that takes care of that, then!" Layton said. "TIMES LIKE THESE, WE'LL USE OUR HEADS, WE'LL DEADLOCK TOMMORROW, BUT FOR NOW-OFF TO BED! WITH SOME LAUGHTER, NOT A TEAR, WE'LL GET THEM ALL-NEVER FEAR!"

The Town all started singing, "FOR WE'VE GOT A WEAPON, A SECRET WEAPON:"

And Layton concluded, "BECAUSE DEADLOCKS ARE GOOD FOR THE TOWN!"
Most of the above written by DxK.

Also, I wouldn't use the above as an excuse to lynch anyone. I did it based on who voted when, not roles.

And the next day you deadlocked, I flipped a coin and-

book of life was just lynched by the Town. He was a Vanilla Townie

Night Two has begun. Mafia, send your votes on who to attack with a spork to me please!

by **book of life** Thu Jan 29, 2009 8:50 pm

So I'm dead, huh?

Lucky you guys I don't have a picture of it.

LIVING THREAD: Mafia - Page 3 1195673968108-1

*runs of to dead thread.

Spoiler:

by **Riu** Thu Jan 29, 2009 8:56 pm

Book of life died?
And it was professor layton's fault?
Strange world this is

by **Aliucon** Thu Jan 29, 2009 9:23 pm

...
Book of Life...you died honorably.
Seeing you as enemy or ally, I bow to you.
*ashamed*

by **Riu** Thu Jan 29, 2009 11:47 pm

HEY! Why is he all cool?
I WANNA BE COOL!!
.........
there is one thing about this game that will be cool though......

by **hippietree** Fri Jan 30, 2009 6:07 pm

King Aurthur and his knights rode through Mafia Land with their coconuts seeking the Hole Grail.

Suddenly they saw two people fighting with chopsticks.

"Stop that, stop that!" King Arthur said, "In Britan it is frowned upon to fight with chopsticks! Now you all owe me a shrubbery!"

"Where's Britan?" one of the people asked stupidly.

"It's here, you're all Britans. And I am your king!" Arthur proclaimed dramaticly.

"And who elected you?" said the other person.

Arthur had already gone through this once with another peasant, he didn't want to do it again. He took out a the Holy Hand Grenade "1, 2, 5!" "3 sir!" "Three!" And chucked it.

He accidently hit an innocent person skipping by.

.Marisa. was killed by a Holy Hand Grenade. She was a Vanilla Townie. You all owe King Arthur a shrubbery (don't make me say nie!)

Day 2 has now begun. Go nuts.

Edit: One last thing. Ema Skye and Rose_Lida are being formally warned for inactivity. They are going to be killed if they don't post or PM the GM by Day 3.

And Bol, no posting when you're dead! *goes to yell at him in the Dead Thread*

by blinq Fri Jan 30, 2009 6:22 pm

damn king arthur.. xD

by **Riu** Fri Jan 30, 2009 6:41 pm

Haha XD
Poor Marisa.........

by **Aliucon** Fri Jan 30, 2009 9:41 pm

Damn King Arthur...²

by **Riu** Fri Jan 30, 2009 11:58 pm

DAMN YOU ARTHUR!!!
YOU AND YOUR COUNTING TO 3!!

by **Riu** Sat Jan 31, 2009 6:57 pm

no one seems to be voting......
VoTE: aliucon

by blinq Sat Jan 31, 2009 6:57 pm

Are we already able to give votes?

by **Riu** Sat Jan 31, 2009 7:14 pm

yea, Day 2 was announced like a day ago

by **hippietree** Mon Feb 02, 2009 9:01 pm

Long story short, my internet was dead all weekend. I'm soooooorry!
And dead thread is dead, you guys had all of 3 days to vote, and there's only one vote!!! *facepalm*

Anyways, voting's over, Phase Change's coming.

by **Riu** Mon Feb 02, 2009 9:04 pm

by blinq Mon Feb 02, 2009 9:12 pm

oops.. xD

by **Riu** Mon Feb 02, 2009 9:18 pm

guess we know whos gonna die XD

by blinq Mon Feb 02, 2009 9:23 pm

Aliucon

by **Riu** Mon Feb 02, 2009 9:29 pm

yep........
he sure as hell better be in the mafia or else I would feel like such a jerk....

by blinq Mon Feb 02, 2009 9:31 pm

xD
yeah..

by **hippietree** Mon Feb 02, 2009 9:33 pm

Vote Tally!
Aliucon-1
Riu

All the Town was gathered around the Courthouse watching the trial of King Arthur of murdering Marisa.

"It wasn't me!" King Arthur shouted. "It was the guy in brown!"

A gasp went through the crowd. He had accussed Professah Layton of murder!

His defense attorney, Winston Payne, (who swapped over to defending since he can't prosecute at all) said, "Yes the defence has proof that the Professah Layton commited the crime."

"And what is this proof?" the judge asked.

"Here it is!" Payne shouted.

:takethatt:

"A picture of a girl in a bikini?"

"Hey that's mine!" Riu said.

"S-S-Sorry, you must have dropped that in my folder..." Payne said nervously.

"Your folder's filled with all sorts of pictures like that." King Arthur said.

"Moving on, we shall have to get this Hayton fellow to come on the witness stand." Udgey continued.

"It's 'Layton' Your Honor." and the prosecution has him in the waiting room!" Miles Edgeworth said, suddenly appearing.

"Miles Edgeworth? When did you get here? I thought you chose death?" Udgey said, confused as hell.

"I am magic, Your Honor. Now Professor Layton come to the witness stand!" Edgey said dramaticly.

Layton came up to the stand and said, "Hello, my name is Professah Layton, and I'm-"

"GUILTY! GUILTY! GUILTY! GUILTY! GUILTY!"

While the crowd was chanting someone began passing out tomatoes and everyone started throwing all at once at the poor, innocent Professah Layton.
Then someone got a brilliant idea to throw a knife at him.

"Order in the court! I said ORDER!" shouted the judge without success.

"Your Honor, we need to get Professor Layton to a hospital!" said Edgeworth.

"Why... Did you do that... Arthur....?" Layton asked, hunched over the witness stand, not unlike Terry Fawles.

"I didn't."

"Sounds like he's innocent to me!" Payne said, wrong as usual.

Then someone got a brilliant idea to throw a crumpled up ball of paper at him. A very noble Townie got in the way, and the paper got in his mouth and clogged his lungs, and the tomatoes glued it there, suffocating him.
Amid all the confusion, King Arthur finished Layton off, and court was postponed. The true killer was never found.

But everyone says that King Arthur killed Professah Layton, and Riu killed the Townie, judging by the fact that the peper had a girl in a bikini on it.

So, disenheartened, the Town surrendered to the Mafia and became their slaves under their evil dictatorship.

Aliucon was lynched by the Town. He was a Vanilla Townie.

Mafia: The Basics is over. The mafia won. Congragulations!

The Winners:
Riu
.•°٭blinq٭°•.

The Losers:
Rose_Lida
EmaSkye
~~.Marisa.~~
~~Aliucon~~
~~book of life~~
~~WunderbarPhalanges~~

Discussion will now move to the Dead Thread. Unless you want to say some last words or something.

by blinq Mon Feb 02, 2009 9:36 pm

ha.. we won ;DDDDDDDDD

by **Riu** Mon Feb 02, 2009 9:37 pm

2 final words from the mafia:
Game Over

by **Ema Skye** Fri Feb 06, 2009 11:48 pm

Wow, I kind of failed at being a part of this and now I feel bad.

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