Manfred von Karma

Oh, that's the impression I like to give.

I have, I regret it.

... and if it's all like that, then it really isn't that exciting after all. >>
But he uh... yeah...

^ overused...

Buwha, you just like the thought of a cute kitten like me-- *shuts up now*

*barely understood what you were talking about*
Let me get this straight, you had sex, but didn't like it?
.....
Or did I misunderstand?

Yeah, that's about what I said.
But he uh... >>
<<

... wasn't exactly...
... you know...
... >>
<<;

Bad in bed?
.....
was he hot?

Horrible.

As... Redd White would say, "That would be a negatory." >>

Try again, but with a hot, experienced well endowed guy
lol Redd White

Hahaha... that reminds me of a conversation I had with my mother.
... um, warning... I have a unique relationship with my mother. -.-;

... we were talking about bisexuality... and she was like, "How can you know if you even like men? You'd have to sleep with one first... try it."
And then she's all, "" that she had said that.
... and...
-__- Basically, we have a very close best friend type of relationship.

......
maybe you're bi, you had sex with a guy and didn't like it, you think girls are more aestheticly pleasing, and you like Franzy porn

Yeah, that is a weird conversation to have with my mother.
... see, he might as well have been a girl... ... it doesn't count.
Which reminds me of another odd conversation with my mother... buwha.
... man, straight or not... women are more aesthetically pleasing, it is a fact of life.
... I've considered that I'm bi... but I've been told by at least one bi friend that she doesn't really think I am.

Oh, that conversation... we were at lunch (stop judging my unusual relationship with my mother! ... >< She's like my best friend... and my dad's the disciplinary.)
And I was eating dessert and I'm all, "It's like an orgasm in my mouth."
and she was silent for a moment...
and she's all, "I shouldn't say that..."
and I"m all, "Say what? Say what?" and she's all, "How would you know? " and I'm all, "BUWHAHAHAHAHAHA *dies laughing*"
... end of story.

0_0
*didn't understand your conversation with your mother*

The man you had sex with was almost a girl? Tiny penis?

Basically, she was asking how would I know if it was an orgasm in my mouth? Buwhahaha...
... you know?

Thin, so thin...

Did it ever occur to you that this is a really odd thread to have this conversation on?

yeah, but maybe it was Manfred in disguise who you had sex with

.......
As much...
As much as I hate to say this...
... really, as much.
I'm pretty sure Manfred would have probably been better in bed, albeit probably... kind of violent.
Mutter mutter mutter.
That'll give you an idea... >>

God, sex with a small (small "down there"), timid man, how horrible......
If I had to have sex with him, I'd be top. (wow tmi)

Buwhahaha.
Trust me, you wouldn't have to.

... agh, my poor brain. ><

.....how big was he? (I'm such a slut....)

Don't you mean, "How small was he?"
No, it's just that he was like... insecure in his sexuality or something and would just nearly have heart failure at the mention of anal sex. -.-;

lol

So I'd mention it just to freak him out and he'd be all, "I'M NOT GAAAAAAY!!!"
Buwha.

hahaha.....
He was probably Bi, people call me gay (not cause I'm bi, that's a secret to the world) cause I'm such a weirdo, and I get defensive about it, what I always want to say is, "I'm not gay, I'm bi, so get the hell away from me you asshole!" or at least, "Yes I would say I am a happy person, if you meant homosexual then you are sadly mistaken."

Buwhaha.
I'm queer.
... I really like that word. ><

I'm a weirdy. lol

That's old news. =D;

......
I think I'm going to write a story (not fanfic, original work) about a Teenage bisexual (based off me,lol).