Re: So apparently I'm gonna die and stuff.

by **Riu** Thu May 26, 2011 8:01 am

Crooked wrote:
Ema Skye wrote:Shall we form an alliance and fuck up the world?

It would be my honor.

Riu wrote:
Crooked wrote:
Ema Skye wrote:Also I've armed them with massive strap-ons.
They're going to tear/rape your shit up!

Peace treaty?
No!
YOU CAN RAPE ME WITH MASSIVE THINGS ALL YOU WANT, I SHALL NEVER SURRENDER.

Can we rape you with overgrown feet?

Nonononononononononononononononono, shut up shut up.

by **Ema Skye** Thu May 26, 2011 1:53 pm

Oh so you don't like feet either then huh?
Oh the things I've learned about you since Crooked joined Riu.
Actually I think I've only learned of ways to bother you from him.

by NS Thu May 26, 2011 7:56 pm

Pterodactyls with strap-ons...

That's a horrid image

by **Crooked** Thu May 26, 2011 8:08 pm

NS wrote:Pterodactyls with strap-ons...

That's a horrid image

Surrender now and you may be spared.

by NS Thu May 26, 2011 8:10 pm

*Welds my buttcheeks together*

I'm ready.

by **Crooked** Thu May 26, 2011 8:11 pm

AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAH

That...that is too funny. You can escape the strap-ons and dildos, but can you escape your bowels?

by NS Thu May 26, 2011 8:15 pm

I'LL SHIT OUT OF MY MOUTH YOU SILLY DONKE-

Oh shit. *Welds my lips, eyes, ears and dickhole together*

...I'm sure dinosaurs can have fetishes too >_>

by **Crooked** Thu May 26, 2011 8:18 pm

Oh dear. I'm afraid you've fallen way below rock bottom.

...

Does dinosaur porn exist?

...

I don't know why I asked that.

by NS Thu May 26, 2011 8:25 pm

...

I want to search it but...

I'm scared.

Do it for me? Please?

by NS Thu May 26, 2011 8:32 pm

Gotta go goodnight

by **Crooked** Thu May 26, 2011 9:31 pm

Oh sweet Jesus it exists.

by **Marisa** Fri May 27, 2011 10:20 am

Never doubt Rule 34. *nods*

by **Crooked** Fri May 27, 2011 12:54 pm

Amen to that.

by **Ema Skye** Fri May 27, 2011 2:38 pm

You guys are killing me I cannot even

by **Riu** Fri May 27, 2011 5:22 pm

Crooked wrote:
Does dinosaur porn exist?

Tons and tons.
I've seen Dragon Tales porn as well.

by **Crooked** Fri May 27, 2011 5:57 pm

Riu wrote:
Crooked wrote:
Does dinosaur porn exist?
Tons and tons.
I've seen Dragon Tales porn as well.

I loved that show. Shut up.

by **Riu** Fri May 27, 2011 7:11 pm

Not to mention Fairly Odd Parents; Spongebob; Ed, Edd, and Eddy; Tarzan; Aladdin; The Lion King; Pokemon; Digimon; Teletubbies; Gummibears; Yu-Gi-Oh; And many other childhood-raeping ones.

by **Crooked** Fri May 27, 2011 7:39 pm

Riu wrote:Tarzan; Aladdin; The Lion King

Okay those three I can kind of agree. ~~Adult!Simba has a sexy voice.~~

Oh and it's my turn to die now. Tornado's supposed to be shimmying vaguely through my area.

by **Ema Skye** Fri May 27, 2011 10:20 pm

So many beast storms lately. We've been having one like every other day here.

by **Crooked** Fri May 27, 2011 10:59 pm

Rapture, I say. This is God bitch slapping Mother Nature and demanding she terrorize the nonbelievers.

by NS Sat May 28, 2011 3:49 pm

Ahahaha I'm really laughing XDDD

...At the porn thing. NOT the tornado thing. But I'm SURE you'll be fine, don't worry bro! I don't believe it's the rapture but there are SO many natural disasters it's unbeaverable

by **Riu** Sat May 28, 2011 8:52 pm

Crooked wrote:
Riu wrote:Tarzan; Aladdin; The Lion King

Okay those three I can kind of agree. ~~Adult!Simba has a sexy voice.~~

Furfag

by **Crooked** Sat May 28, 2011 11:16 pm

Everybody is attracted to Adult!Simba.

by **Riu** Sat May 28, 2011 11:30 pm

I actually wasn't.

by **Crooked** Sat May 28, 2011 11:44 pm

So you're more of a Pumba fan?

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