< Plays this silly game

^ That isn't what my parole officer says.

^........... kitten, you should listen to him

^ bwuhaha
So kidding.

^you were taken in for child molestion, wern't you kitten?

^ Nope.

<is bored

< is without grape juice

<feels pity for ^

^ yes, you had better

^scary without grape juice

< is not...

^yeah, kinda is

< nuh uh, is not

^IS TOO

< IS NOT!

^SNOT STEW! (kudos if you get the reference)

< doesn't get kudos

^it's from a book... about kittens, like you
<didn't expect you to get it anyways

^ What kind of book and what kind of kittens?

<*sigh* 2 kittens (bro and sis) are adopted by a family, one night they have stew, and the cats love it, the 2 kids in the human family were arguing, they started shouting "is not" "is too!" so fast that eventually it sounded like "Snot Stew" (hence the name of the book, "Snot Stew")
The cats thought it was some sort of game so they started arguing all the time, for fun. One night they were eating and the bro cat tryed playing, but the she-cat didn't want to play, so the guy-cat got mad and said, "Well, if you're not going to play then your food will be my food!" Then he kept eating her food all the time cause she wouldn't play. He got fat, and she got skinny. Then one day the 2 cats were outside and the now-fat boy one started taunting a huge dog, he tried to outrun the dog when it chased him, but he was too fat and got caught. His tail was bitten off. he went to the vet and came home and apoligized to the she-cat for being such a jerk and stealing her food all teh time, the end

< Um, okay.

<nevermind

< What else was I supposed to say? >>

^i dunno

^Oh my goodness, THAT CHICKEN IS POOING OUT BOMBS