HAPPY BIRTHDAY RIU

I wanna lie outside in the dark looking up at the sky

But then my parents would wonder why

In fresh air, on the grass I'd lie

Gazing up with my tired, blue eye

...s

*Stops*

o_O'

Based on a true story.

It's looking quite nice out there

"Out there"
I've never heard of this "out there"

tHERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A CLEAN CARPET

........ um, okay...

CLEAN TO THE NAKED EYE THEN

I'd like to see Whip's eye naked... ;D

xDD wtf...

;D Sexy eyes you have

xDD But they're always naked...

*Orgasms*

. . .

Sorry

*Cleans it off your carpet*

... MAN, THE LEAST YOU COULD DO IS PLAY MONICA LEWINSKY AND DO IT ON A BLUE DRESS OR SOMETHING!
Hmph!

Hahaha, talking about coming in Riu's birthday chat.
It fits.
... that's what she didn't say!
SHE SAID OW.

... ... anyhow.

...What?

A woman came on a blue dress?

AND HOW DO YOU POST SO FAST

No no.
Bill Clinton came on a woman's blue dress.
'cause he's a nasty perverted man.
Coming on dresses, honestly! THERE ARE BETTER PLACES TO COME THAN THAT.
Tissues.
Toilets.
Bread boxes.
... wait, what?

WunderbarPhalanges wrote:No no.
Bill Clinton came on a woman's blue dress.
'cause he's a nasty perverted man.
Coming on dresses, honestly! THERE ARE BETTER PLACES TO COME THAN THAT.
Tissues.
Toilets.
Bread boxes.
... wait, what?

...You came on a bread box?

Also I'm surprised you didn't add 'towel' to that list. That seems preeeetty popular for you females ;D

I'm not Bill Clinton! ><

HE CAME ON A BREAD BOX?

God, I'm loving this conversation.

Wouldn't put it past him! He comes on dresses!
I BET HE COMES ON SHOES.
If he does, he should die.
SHOES DESERVE BETTER.
Especially pretty ones. :3

I bet as a teenager he came on his homework

So he could be all like "the cum ate my homework, Miss!"

And then they silenced that teacher so she couldn't be all, "So, he got out of his homework by coming on it. I puked."

Gagged her with his dick