Epic Quotes

"Please, please help me find my God damned Bible." - White Collar

XD

WunderbarPhalanges wrote:XD
I'm confused.

I was saying to her how if anyone else was reading that they'd explode

This happened in an AIM conversation last night
Tj: DANIELLE ALL MY DREAMS HAVE DOME TRUE
Me: OMG WHAT HAPPENED
Tj: THE GIRLS HERE WALK TO THE SHOWERS NAKED
Me:Excuse me? I do not comprehend they walk around campus naked?
Tj: NO JUST TO THE SHOWERS. THE CHICKS HERE ARE SO HORNY
Me: WHAT ABOUT THE GUYS? DO THEY WALK TO THE SHOWERS NAKED?
Tj: No just the girls. And the guys aren't all horny like the girls either
Me: WELL THEN SCREW IT I'M NOT TRANSFERRING THERE NEXT YEAR WHAT'S THE POINT

XDD!

So, my conversation of the day on the way home from work:
Me: *sees a sign on the road for a congressman named Morgan Philpot; giggles and points* Hahaha, Philpot.
Mom: Haha.
Me: There are so many different ways you could go with that!
Mom: Too many.
Me: Drug references...
...
Gay sex references...
Mom: *looks at Jen* ?
Me: Um... well, you know um... ... a pot filled with chocolate...
Mom: ...
Me: Fudgepacker?
Mom: ... um...
Me: ^.^; If you don't get it, you're better off.



Mom: Oh.




XDD It was the awesomest moment.

Haha that is an awesome conversation!

XDD
Hell yeah, it was.

Just the way she said, "Oh," made you expect a lightbulb ding above her. It was fucking AWESOME.
Yes, I corrupt my mother. :D

"Oh, fucky." - me upon accidentally refreshing a page

Ema Skye wrote:This happened in an AIM conversation last night
Tj: DANIELLE ALL MY DREAMS HAVE DOME TRUE
Me: OMG WHAT HAPPENED
Tj: THE GIRLS HERE WALK TO THE SHOWERS NAKED
Me:Excuse me? I do not comprehend they walk around campus naked?
Tj: NO JUST TO THE SHOWERS. THE CHICKS HERE ARE SO HORNY
Me: WHAT ABOUT THE GUYS? DO THEY WALK TO THE SHOWERS NAKED?
Tj: No just the girls. And the guys aren't all horny like the girls either
Me: WELL THEN SCREW IT I'M NOT TRANSFERRING THERE NEXT YEAR WHAT'S THE POINT

...Lucky him... LUCKKKKYYYYY HIM...

And as for the Philpot conversation... XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD AHAHAHAHAHA

So! The other week we were watching TV round my aunty's house and the adverts came on. There was an advert for a furniture shop called DFS.
Aunty 1: What does DFS stand for again?
Aunty 2: Dick fuck shit.

Then the other day the same thing happened with another advert for something called SCS.
Aunty 1: What's SCS stand for?
Aunty 2: Shit cunt shit.
Sister: Wait what's it stand for?
Aunty 1: Shit beep shit.
Sister: You can't say the C word can you!
Aunty 1: No it's too rude!

Then just now some group called FYD came on TV.
Aunty 3: What does FYD stand for then?
Aunty 1: Fat... yank... dick......... Fat...
Aunty 3: ...Yankee Doodle!
Aunty 1: Hahahaha!
Aunty 3: Fuck your dick!
Aunty 1: Yes exactly! Fuck your dick!
Aunty 3: OH SORRY KENNY I FORGOT YOU WERE THERE
Me: It's okay XD
Aunty 2 walks in: What are you all laughing about?
Aunty 3: Oh nothing... just silliness

0_o
You have weird aunts.....


ANYWAYS

"GUESS WHO'S DRUUUUNK~?"
-Wallace Wells

"You dated twins?"
"Yeah."
"....At the same time?"
"I don't have to answer that!"
-Scott and Ramona

"Gideon stole the power of love! What a dick!"
-Scott Pilgrim's Finest Hour

Hahaha. It sounds to me like he has awesome aunts.

NS I want to meet your family, they sound amazing.
Isn't there someone in your family that calls penut butter penis butter or am I just making shit up?

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I think I remember that xD

Ema Skye wrote:NS I want to meet your family, they sound amazing.
Isn't there someone in your family that calls penut butter penis butter or am I just making shit up?

XD I remember that too.
I think it's his grandmother?
I totally want to meet your family too, NS.

Yeah it's my grandma XD I'm at her house right now. Aunty 1 also lives here and aunty 2 lives nextdoor to here ^^;

Now for more MSN adventures!
Friend: UGH! I want my door back. This is horrible.
Me: What's happened?
Her: My dad took my door and the vacuum noise is giving me a headache. And I want my door back. There's a horrible draft.
Me: Why did he take your door...?
Her: I don't know o_O
Me: Was it a punishment...?
Her: I guess
Me: What kind of punishment is taking away your door?
Her: I don't know
Me: ...I don't know what to say XD He just pulled your door out...?
Her: Mmm

.....

Apparently she asked him why he took her door and he just ignored her

Lol wat
I'd be really pissed if my mom did that

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XD

I'd just be... I don't know... surprised?

Nintendosaiyan wrote:Yeah it's my grandma XD I'm at her house right now. Aunty 1 also lives here and aunty 2 lives nextdoor to here ^^;

Now for more MSN adventures!
Friend: UGH! I want my door back. This is horrible.
Me: What's happened?
Her: My dad took my door and the vacuum noise is giving me a headache. And I want my door back. There's a horrible draft.
Me: Why did he take your door...?
Her: I don't know o_O
Me: Was it a punishment...?
Her: I guess
Me: What kind of punishment is taking away your door?
Her: I don't know
Me: ...I don't know what to say XD He just pulled your door out...?
Her: Mmm

Actually, I'm gonna say I find that a little creepy...

He's always been... odd. I won't any more.

I'm confused now.
You won't what any more?

Riu wrote:
ANYWAYS

"GUESS WHO'S DRUUUUNK~?"
-Wallace Wells

"You dated twins?"
"Yeah."
"....At the same time?"
"I don't have to answer that!"
-Scott and Ramona

"Gideon stole the power of love! What a dick!"
-Scott Pilgrim's Finest Hour

Am I the only one who loves these quotes?

No you're definetly not.

If I ever go away for college and have a roomate, I totally wanna do what Wallace did. Love that guy.