Re: Epic Quotes

by **WunderbarPhalanges** Thu May 13, 2010 9:55 am

Me: Maybe it isn't a pimple...? (a weird owwie I have on my stomach)
Caleb: A growth?
Me: ... I was thinking more along the lines of a boil...
Caleb: No, it's a growth. It has a face.
Me: IS IT JESUS?!

by **Riu** Thu May 13, 2010 5:23 pm

.......
XDSDD

by NS Thu May 13, 2010 6:20 pm

Your mum is absolutely crazy XDDDD

Why wouldn't you be allowed in America...?

"JANET???? MARTY!?!?!?!?!?!? WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE?????????????"
"Oh that's right dear, we don't have a son!"
- Patrick Star and his, um, "parents"

by NS Thu May 13, 2010 6:54 pm

Me: *looking to take your penis on more magical adventures this summer?
*sounds like the beginning of a weird advert
*maybe a porno trailer

Friend on MSN: *i wish
*and by magical adventures i mean between her breasts

Me: *looking to take your penis on more between her breasts?

Him: *yes

by **Riu** Thu May 13, 2010 7:31 pm

............

by **WunderbarPhalanges** Fri May 14, 2010 1:02 am

Somewhere along the way, I got scared.

Why wouldn't you be allowed in America...?
I guess the immigration people don't want him for one reason or another?
Or his mom won't let him? *shrug*

by **WunderbarPhalanges** Fri May 14, 2010 4:08 am

iPhone = Me... communicating through my phone since I can't talk...

iPhone: I feel so robbed of my voice...
Caleb: Who stole it?
Me: *points to Caleb*
Caleb: Me?
Me: *nods; pauses and goes back to her phone*
iPhone: Ursula.
Caleb: Ursula. Does that mean I have to kiss you to turn you human?
Me: *nods, but then shakes head* *mouths something about that he's getting sick too*
Caleb: :( *goes back to his game*

by **Riu** Fri May 14, 2010 8:26 am

xDDDDD
Poor unfortunate souls, in pain, in need
This one longing to be thinner that one wants to get the girl and do I help them? Yes indeed *hums*

by NS Fri May 14, 2010 11:54 am

XD That seemed funny but I didn't entirely get it

by **Aliucon** Fri May 14, 2010 9:58 pm

Nintendosaiyan wrote:XD That seemed funny but I didn't entirely get it

Did you watch The Little Mermaid?

by **WunderbarPhalanges** Fri May 14, 2010 11:54 pm

Riu wrote:xDDDDD
Poor unfortunate souls, in pain, in need

Yeah, I need my voice back!
Damn you Urusla!

by **Riu** Sat May 15, 2010 10:58 am

~Those poor unfortunate souls. So sad, so true.
They come flocking to my cauldron crying, "Spells! Urusla please!" And I help them, yes I do!~

by **book of life** Sat May 15, 2010 8:52 pm

Shut up Urusla, before I hurl my NICE BOAT at you.

Hmm...no boat pictures....

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Fuck this.

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by **WunderbarPhalanges** Sun May 16, 2010 2:31 am

That made me internally giggle. ^.^;;;
... I'm not really allowed to externally giggle.
I am so worried my voice isn't going to back by Monday...

by NS Sun May 16, 2010 6:02 am

XD A picture BoL doesn't have??? That's, like, the first time it's happened!

I never did get to see Little Mermaid. I really should sometime, it's an old Disney film. Old Disney films are amazing.

by **WunderbarPhalanges** Sun May 16, 2010 6:18 am

You've never seen The Little Mermaid? *shock for like ever*

And now...

Me: I smell...
Caleb: Smell what...?
Me: No... I mean, I smell.
Caleb: Smell what......?
Me: Adjective!
Caleb: ...
Me: I smell. >< Adjective, not verb.
Caleb: Oh.

by **Riu** Sun May 16, 2010 9:13 am

*sniffs* You do

by **WunderbarPhalanges** Sun May 16, 2010 9:17 am

by **Riu** Sun May 16, 2010 9:17 am

...No wait that's me

by **WunderbarPhalanges** Sun May 16, 2010 9:20 am

*snort*
I miss speaking normally...

... >> I'm starting to get paranoid that my voice is never going to come back.

by **Riu** Sun May 16, 2010 9:20 am

Sure it will

by **WunderbarPhalanges** Sun May 16, 2010 9:23 am

Wheeeeen? *sob*

by **Riu** Sun May 16, 2010 9:33 am

Tommarown
?

by **WunderbarPhalanges** Sun May 16, 2010 9:47 am

Hopefully...
I've already missed four days of work...

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