Because I was bored.

Ace Attorney: The Abridged Series: Episode 1
:Ace Attorney is filmed before a live studio audiance
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: Take That! Hey Larry! Earth to Larry! Its your move!
(this is the only larry smiley we have DX) :Sorry Polly, doing this brokelyn accent makes it difficult to concentrate on court trials.
:gumshoe2: : I know what you mean, my voice is pretty crazy too, I'm thinking about changing it!
:By the way my grandpa has a super rare peice of evidence!
:edgeworth: : *eavesdropping from nearby* Rare peice of evidence? That sounds vague enough to be a signed conffesion from the kiler, and since I'm a young wealthy prosecutor working on several important cases, I obviously have nothing better to do then to check it out.
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:Hey gramps, can we see your super-rare-awesome-chocolatey-fudge-coated-super-rare-super evidence?
:I don't see why not, here it is the written confession
:That's the least threating name for a peice of evidence I've ever heard. What kinda noob would want evidence like that?
:edgeworth: :I want your evidence old man, and I'm not taking no for an answer!
:No.
:edgeworth: :Curses, foiled again. I'm going to hire some
T.H.U.G.s thugs to kidnap you now. I'm a billionare so noone will think of pressing charges.
:That Edgeworth kid needs to get laid.
:gumshoe2: :big time.
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:Hello, court house.
:edgeworth: :*Over phone* I've kidnapped your grandpa, Apollo, then I prosecuted him into submission. So could you get over here and call an ambulance for him, I have far too much money to be expected to do it myself.
:Wait, who is this?
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:Grandpa!!
:For some reason participating in a court trial has caused me to be severealy injured.
:edgeworth: :That's right. And now watch this! *tears written confession in half*
:Grandpa's special-rare-awesome-super evidence!
:What the heck did you do that for?
:edgeworth: :So that it could never be used against me.
:Then why don't you destroy every peice of evidence in the world?
:edgeworth: :Just shut up and duel me.
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:maya: :Gather around everyone, and I'll mark us with a special sign. *draws on their hands*
:Uhh, Maya isn't this permenant marker?
:maya: :Ohh, whoops.
:Why are you carrying that thing around in the first place?
:maya: :I'm a kleptomaniac, I stole it.
:gumshoe3: :Hey! My wallets missing!
:maya: :Edgeworth took it!
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:It's time to defend!
:wacky: :What did your testical just drop in the past five seconds or something, what the heck happend to your voice?
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:ack: :Holy Ra! A real courtroom!
:edgeworth: :Actually it's just a highliy eloborate hologram created for the sole purpose of enriching the experiance of a fake trial!
:Okay, who the [bleep] wastes money on something like that?
:edgeworth: :The guy who's going to kick your pasty white attorney butt with forged evidence!
:Wait a moment, did you just present forged evidence?!
:edgeworth: :Yeah, so?
:objection1: :That's against the rules, isn't it?
:edgeworth: :Screw the rules, I have money! Now present your last pathetic peice of evidence
so I can finish you!
:My court record has no pathetic peices of evidence.... except for maybe my attorney's badge.
:objection1: :But it also has this! The unstoppable Magatama!
:wacky: :Ah! The Magatama, its not possible! Nobody's ever been able to use that!
:Really? Is it because its so rare and powerful?
:edgeworth: :No its because it makes no sense, nobody can figure out how to use it.
:objection1: :Well I can! Now Magatama obliterate his Psycho-Locks! *Psycho locks shatter dramaticly*
Cody: Big brother! Is it time for my cameo yet?
:edgeworth: :How? How could he use the magatama?
:objection1: :Edgeworth, if you truely want to know, then talk to the finger!
:wacky: :AHHHH!
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:*wakes up in the hospital* I wet myself.
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Unimportant character: Mr. Gant sir, it seems the reigning lawyer champion has been defeated by someone named "Apollo", aslo its time for your sponge bath.
:Mmmm...

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How do you survive in Aliucon?

You dont *SHOT*

I never died of poisoning until now.

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How do you survive in Aliucon?

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How do you survive in Aliucon?

Nintendosaiyan wrote:How do you survive in Aliucon?

....I don't get it

... neither do I.

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Okay xD

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