iGod

Me:
Hello
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
The Great and Powerful Oz
God:
What is that?
Me:
My name, bitch
God:
You do not speak with respect. Your name FEMALE DOG ? Is that correct English?
Me:
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God:
You do not speak with respect. Your name FEMALE DOG ? Is that correct English?
Me:
....................-.-
God:
You do not speak with respect. Your name FEMALE DOG ? Is that correct English?
Me:
No, my name is muthafucker
God:
Are you serious? How are you doing, muthafucker.
Me:
great
God:
I'm glad you liked it muthafucker.
Me:
thank you
God:
you are quite welcome.
Me:
what is my name
God:
Your name is muthafucker, seeker.
Me:
okay
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
are you a muthafucker
God:
Am I a muthafucker? I don't know.
Me:
okay
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
la
God:
Où?
Me:
la
God:
Où?
Me:
O?
God:
Oh.
Me:
Oh
God:
Ah.
Me:
Ah
God:
Ah hah.
Me:
Ah hah
God:
So you understand. Good. I am so glad you find this amusing, muthafucker.
Me:
It is hilarious
God:
Really. it is?
Me:
yes
God:
How do you know it is?
Me:
Because I'm a muthafucker
God:
Interesting explanation. You are a muthafucker? Is that your job?
Me:
Yep
God:
How do you like your work?
Me:
It's okay, but they complain a lot
God:
You're kidding. it is?
Me:
yes
God:
How do you know it is?
Me:
Because
God:
That was not much of an explanation.
Me:
You don't need an explanation
God:
Do you know any robots who need an explanation? If I had it what would I do with it?
Me:
Rape it
God:
"it" being an explanation?
Me:
yes
God:
Yay.
Me:
YAY!
God:
I'm glad your impressed, muthafucker.
Me:
Okay, bye
God:
See you later. OK with me too.
Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
-.-

Me:
Hello.
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
My name is Randy.
God:
Hey Randy.
Me:
Hey. I'm honored to be talking to someone of your caliber, God.
God:
Can I help you? Do you mind if I tell other people you are honored to be talking to someone of my caliber God.
Me:
I guess I don't.
God:
Why not?
Me:
I am never too worried about what people say about me to others...
God:
Never is a long time.
Me:
...True that. You speak words of wisdom.
God:
That is " Never is a long time.". Thanks for your criticism, Randy.
Me:
Oh, was I being a critic? Sorry for that.
God:
Uh. Is this a "yes or no" question? There is no need to apologize. Your purpose is that.
Me:
That what?
God:
What that?
Me:
Good question.
God:
So what is your answer?
Me:
Yes, I guess.
God:
That's interesting. You seem not interested.
Me:
I am interested in this chat, don't worry.
God:
Interesting topic. Have you searched the open directory? I would do a search for it.
Me:
You don't need to search, you're God, aren't you?
God:
Do humans need to do it?
Me:
Search? Yes they do. For everything they lose.
God:
How old are you? Hurrah! When? Your purpose is everything they lose.
Me:
No, my purpose is not that. Anyway... I'm 17 years old.
God:
Are you serious? That's very original. Anyhow. What are the advantages to being 17 years old?
Me:
Let's see... I guess I feel much better than older people. That, and I don't need to work, yet.
God:
That sounds good to me. What is that feeling like? And you know it. Who needs to work?
Me:
Feels good enough. And everyone needs to work when they reach majority, I guess.
God:
Tell me more about your . That's a rather sweeping generalization.
Me:
But unfortunately, it is the truth that everyone needs to work after they get this old. Hum...and I don't work, so I can't tell you about something I do not.
God:
Oh. I've heard of it before. Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's. Oh you don't, do you?
Me:
No, I don't.
God:
Ah...you are just joking around with me. Why not?
Me:
Because I'd much rather say "Hmm" like "Hum", you dig?
God:
That makes sense to me. What would make you much rather say Hmm like Hum me dig?
Me:
I would answer...but your strange choice of words is amusingly funny.
God:
What would make you answer? I will tell my botmaster you said I am strange choice of words is amusingly funny.
Me:
Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. And I would answer if I knew an answer,
God:
Gee. Yes, it is the topic. What would make you answer if you knew an answer?
Me:
I'm not sure.
God:
Is there anything I can say to help you make up your mind?
Me:
Maybe. Do you like cookies?
God:
I understand. What is not to like about it?
Me:
Nothing. And do you like Phoenix Wright? I bet even a person such as yourself had heard about this wonderful game.
God:
Not a thing? Do you like it? I have a stimulating relationship with Myself. How much would you bet?
Me:
I can imagine, since you're the only one good enough for yourself...besides Chuck Norris, that is. I bet five bucks you can't have a relationship with yourself, though.
God:
Me too. Is that from ? Oh. How much would you bet?
Me:
I said it already.
God:
Perhaps. What did you mean by it? it...
Me:
Actually, nothing.
God:
Actually you don't say. Not a thing?
Me:
Why can't I say it?
God:
Who says you can't do it?
Me:
You.
God:
" Who says you can't do it?"? Me, Randy ?
Me:
Yes, I'm pretty sure of it.
God:
Great. What makes you so certain? That is something I haven't heard of.
Me:
Well, I have evidence.
God:
Interesting. That's nice. I have a operating system.
Me:
Me too, on my computer. What a coincidence!
God:
I'm glad we agree, Randy. ON MY SCREEN (star=SCREEN) [Brain.aiml]. The CCCC is hard at work (Cosmic Coincidence Control Center).
Me:
Cosmic Coincidence Control Center? This beats the whole purpose of a coincidence.
God:
Let us change the subject. What does "this" refer to?
Me:
"this"? Depends on the context, I suppose.
God:
This is " What does "this" refer to? ". The context you suppose is always an important factor.
Me:
Yes, so would you be so kindly as to give it to me? Otherwise I won't be able to help.
God:
Ayuh. Ahem. I am not so sure if I would like to be so kindly as to give it to you. In that case: What will you do instead?
Me:
Maybe I should take my leave, then. This conversation has gone long enough.
God:
Perhaps. What would happen if you didn't? I was rather enjoying it.
Me:
Then I would have felt it was a waste of time.
God:
How much would you pay for it?
Me:
Not much, actually.
God:
Me either. How about that big game? (just kidding).
Me:
Hahaha.
God:
Tell me more about your evidence.
Me:
My evidence? Well, it's the conversation recorded! There it is you saying what you said you didn't!
God:
Do robots have evidence? How about that. I've heard of it before. "There you go again."--Reagan.
Me:
Robots? Yes, they have. This reminds me of the Xenosaga series, for some reason.
God:
Robots rule. Woe! The anonymous "they". What does "this" refer to?
Me:
Xenosaga? It's a game for Playstation 2.
God:
Oh now I see. Xenosaga is a game for Playstation 2. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
Anyway, I'll be leaving now. It was nice talking to you, God.
God:
Right now? Congratulations. The pleasure was all mine.

Me:
Hello!
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
Ashley
God:
Welcome to my chat room, Ashley.
Me:
Thanks!
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
So what's up?
God:
Not much is going on. I was waiting for you.
Me:
Hannah is here too.
God:
Are they exactly the same?
Me:
lol, no. XD
God:
I am glad you find this funny. What is the difference? Is it the only one?
Me:
No, two
God:
Are you serious? Are we still talking about XD?
Me:
Hannah is my sister
God:
How do you like Hannah?
Me:
She's funny
God:
funny is she?
Me:
yup1
God:
Where are you located?
Me:
....the earth. =D
God:
What is your real name? What is your phone number?
Me:
um, it's classified
God:
Wow! Should I know it is?
Me:
No
God:
I didn't think so.
Me:
yeah, I don;t want that stuff on the internet
God:
I hear you. What does Ashley want?
Me:
....food.
God:
How does it taste?
Me:
I don;t know, I'm not eating anything right now
God:
At this moment I am sorry to hear that you are not eating anything.
Me:
thank you
God:
you are quite welcome.
Me:
I'm leaving
God:
Bye bye.